How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"Speaking of the hospital, I see that my little friend, your hall is dark, and it is very likely that you have suffered a bloody disaster recently!"

Hu Luanshuo didn't know whether it was intentional or not, but he just clicked on the avatar of a certain water friend.

Seeing the video posted on his homepage, the proper black guy...

"But don't worry!"

"I'll give you this ancestral medicine kit for bruises and injuries to cure all kinds of diseases."

“No 998, no 198, just [-] yuan and you can take it home with free shipping!!”

"Come on, get the link!!"

The black guy watching the live broadcast looked confused.

Then think about it carefully.

Yintang turns black, a bloody disaster?

It sounds a bit scary, so buy a hundred bottles of it first!

——[Master, how can I keep my seal from turning black? ]

After thinking about it for a long time, the black man continued to ask.

At this moment, he is full of admiration for Chinese culture.

"Then you've asked the right person!"

Hu Luanshuo felt that business was coming.

I hurriedly started digging around.

Finally, after disappearing for a long time, he took out a bottle of facial oil:

"Special whitening cream for eliminating blood-light disasters! You take home 199! Not enough? Too expensive? Take three boxes home for 99!"

——[…]

——[Go ahead and lie to foreigners! ]

Subsequently, the black guy exited the live broadcast room.

And entered Jiang Chen's live broadcast room.

"Shake it off hahahahahahahaha!!"

Jiang Chen, who had just received the Want Want gift package, almost broke out in laughter.

"May I ask where this little brother is from?"

——[I just came to China and downloaded the anti-fraud app. ]

Hu Luanshuo on the other side smiled faintly and took out the cross: "I know you will be flying back to the beautiful country in ten days, so be careful of shooting."

Then Jiang Chen watched helplessly as the young man exited his live broadcast room.

As soon as I arrived at Hu Luanshuo's live broadcast room, I immediately placed my order.

Buy both!

——[The master’s calculation is so accurate! ! ]

Jiang Chen: ...

This fool really didn't remember the updates posted on his homepage, right?

But this master really has something.

Even though he was only half-assed, he still made people stunned.

Come to your senses and continue driving on the crowded road.

suddenly.

There was a rapid blast of horns from behind.

The road was blocked, but the car looked as if it was about to take off at the next moment.

"Can you give way to the one in front! My child is feeling uncomfortable and I want to go to the hospital as soon as possible!!"

The man leaned out of the car window and shouted anxiously.

But the car in front was blocked and I couldn't move at all.

Even if you want to, you have to give in.

"cough!!"

Suddenly, Jiang Chen in yellow appeared on the scene!

The [Anti-Crime Promotional Ambassador] icon is on the left side of the motorcycle, and the [Fire Safety Promotional Ambassador] icon is on the right side of the motorcycle.

It is worthy of the trust of the people of the city!

"Which hospital to go to?"

"The nearest hospital is Ning City No. 40 Hospital. My son has a fever, almost [-] degrees."

"Oh?"

Jiang Chen was stunned and glanced at the child in the back seat.

About eight or nine years old.

Is it...

"I would like to ask, did your son order a Want Want gift package and send it to the hospital?"

Jiang Chen asked while planning his journey.

man:……

After a moment of silence: "Then my son can really tell his fortune... He can foresee even a fever."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuancynnniuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, why don't you five stop chatting, son, daddy, I feel so uncomfortable!"

cried the child in the back seat.

Curled up into a ball with a face full of grievance.

The red face shook in pain: "You five, stop shaking and chatting (-@y@)"

Jiang Chen and the other two:? ? ?

It seems that he is really confused.

"Follow me and I'll take you down the path!"

Jiang Chen quickly tightened the accelerator and drove directly to the right out of the main road.

The man hurriedly followed behind, roaring all the way.

Bang!

duang!

Boom! !

The road was bumpy, but the speed was still much faster.

"Don't brake! Speed ​​up!"

There were dozens of steps in front of him. After making sure that no one was there, Jiang Chen yelled back.

"My Nima?"

At this moment, the man was weighing in his mind whether his son's life was more important or his car.

"Son, are you sure you are my biological child?"

"what?!"

The sweaty child curled up behind him was stunned.

Dad, the fever is really going to pass, please stop making trouble!

It's just a coincidence that he looks a little like Uncle Wang next door.

"Forget it! Fight!"

The man gritted his teeth and rushed down the steps with all his strength.

After a period of very violent shaking, the person was fine.

I think the car needs a good repair.

Hu Luanshuo took a look and said: "Little brother! Please help me tell him that I can repair cars. It's an ancestral craft!! Give me a [-]% discount!"

Jiang Chen:? ? ?

"May I ask who your ancestor is?"

"I grew up with a surname from a hundred families!"

"..."

One day every day, not the same every year, right?

It can be seen that it is not easy for the master to make money.

After Jiang Chen led the man through the steep slope.

Arriving at the hospital soon.

The speed was much faster, but the child who got off the car turned pale.

"Dad, I asked you to take me to the hospital, not to the amusement park! Ugh!!"

I vomited violently as soon as I got off the car.

Jiang Chen parked the car first, and after making sure that the child was not particularly critical, he went in with the takeout.

The address was only given to the outpatient hall.

So I called decisively to confirm.

At this time, Hu Luanshuo and other water friends in the two live broadcast rooms were watching.

Did their fortune teller, who was somewhere between reliable and unreliable, really receive the protection of the Virgin Mary this time?

"Hello, the takeaway is here!"

After answering the call, Jiang Chen looked around.

"Brother, this!"

I saw a young nurse standing up and waving at the nurse's station in the hall.

"???"

Unsure, Jiang Chen pointed at the Want Want gift bag in his hand.

The little nurse nodded harder.

"6!"

Jiang Chen walked over quickly, not expecting this.

The hospital is on night shift, why on earth would you order this thing?

Aren't you afraid that it will be too popular tonight?

"Wish you... a chance to dine."

After putting down the takeout, Jiang Chen turned around and prepared to leave.

Get ready to mock Master Hu.

at this time.

Suddenly a figure burst in at the door and rushed to the nurse's station with the child in his arms.

"Nurse, my son is motion sick! Oh no, he has a high fever!"

The little intern nurse who was just about to open the takeaway food was stunned. This taboo couldn't be so accurate.

"I'll call you a doctor."

"Trouble!"

The man's face was full of worry. When he saw Jiang Chen on the side, he nodded slightly.

At this time, the two of them saw that the child stretched out his hand with difficulty, grabbed the Want Want gift bag and opened it.

He took out a piece of snow cake and said, "I'll take one to cool down my body temperature."

Man: "How about you eat ice cream? That thing will cool down faster."

"Okay!"

"..."

The man fell silent.

Jiang Chen's expression on the side was frozen.

Want Want gift package, children, hospital...

Master Hu, should I tell you whether you are accurate or not? !

in the live room.

Hu Luanshuo blew his mustache and stared.

How could this horse riding be like this! !

As long as the child takes it to the nurse, he is right.

You're a nurse, why don't you order a big gift package when you work the night shift? I'm not afraid that your popularity will kill you tonight!

……

Hu Luanshuo's live broadcast room.

——[Master Hu’s performance in this wave is as stable as ever! ]

——[I’m so laughing. Why don’t you try another method of comparison? Master, if you compare sales with contestant No. 99, you will definitely win. ]

——[This is the first time I know that food delivery can deliver so many flowers. Come on, I’ll go to the other side to have a look and come back. ]

——[Master, you continue to count. I can still watch you count when I go to the other side. ]

...

One comment after another made Hu Luanshuo grit his teeth.

No, continuing like this is not an option.

It must be electromagnetic wave interference. The online calculation is not accurate and must be done offline! !

And at the same time.

There was a sudden commotion in the outpatient hall:

"Quick, quick, quick! There was a car accident on Heqiao South Road. Several people were sent here."

"Doctor! My wife is about to give birth! My sister-in-law is about to give birth!"

"My grandma just fell down, doctor! Doctor, come quickly!"

"Get out of my way. My brother's finger was cut. It will be healed in a while. Where is the doctor? Come and bandage it."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuu Doctor, what I checked online is different from what you said. Am I going to die?!"

...

Amidst the shouts, the head nurse on duty looked shocked.

Has she been punished by God today?

Until I saw the Want Want gift package in the hands of the intern nurse.

Yes, warrior! Damn it!

"Points deducted, big points deducted!!"

The little nurse held the Want Want gift bag in her hand, with tears in her eyes.

You must believe in evil from now on.

At this time, another panicked figure appeared at the gate.

After looking around, he walked towards the father of the feverish child.

"The father of the child, how is the child?"

"Old Wang? Why are you here?"

Jiang Chen:? ? ?

"Come on, Lao Wang, let's have some candy."