How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

Pull the trigger and the toy machine gun lights up.

"Kids, come and play!"

The startup sound effect sounds, accompanied by gorgeous lights.

It is particularly dazzling in the funeral home.

"Da da da da da da da da da da da!"

Then there was a burst of gunfire that sounded like a toy.

Hu Luanshuo made some violent operations.

In the woman's stunned eyes, and in the eyes of the old woman outside the door, she looked like a fool.

Received the machine gun in the takeout bag.

"Hello, takeaway..."

I put down the takeout bag and was so anxious that I almost burst into tears.

I have never seen such a fierce ghost.

Go to the home of Ta Ma’s funeral home and blanch it!

It's really not possible, otherwise...

"Sister Female Ghost, would you like some instant noodles? You are not allowed to eat me after eating the instant noodles."

Hu Luanshuo is very sincere.

The tears welling up in his eyes showed the panic at this moment.

...

Suddenly, a voice came from outside the door.

"Xiao Chen, someone just left the scene of the car accident. I sent it here and you need to put on makeup."

A funeral car drove to the door, its lights shining on the funeral parlor.

Only then did the woman and Jiang Chen, who had speechless expressions on their faces, be seen clearly.

The car then stalled.

The driver and co-pilot got out of the car and started pushing the body inside.

Hu Luanshuo, who saw everything clearly, breathed a sigh of relief.

"Look, I have driven away all the ghosts."

The master style still has to be carried out.

But in the live broadcast room.

——[Master, you are so awesome, I applaud you! Toy guns drive away ghosts. They are so lucky to have you in the practice world! ]

——[laughed hahahaha Master, did you not calculate this hexagram at all? ]

——[But that old woman is really scary, wow, can someone tell me whether that old woman is a human or a ghost? ]

——[Why are there still people in this live broadcast room? Go to the opposite live broadcast room quickly! Here you are just like the master, you can only see things half-heartedly and never know the truth. ]

——[Go away, go away! ]

...

The sudden drop in popularity in the live broadcast room made Hu Luanshuo so angry that he blew his mustache!

The result was this blow.

The big pink butterfly on the hairband flutters in the wind.

Make a circuitous circle in the air.

It hit Hu Luanshuo's face all at once.

"..."

"Master, the lucky thing doesn't seem to like you very much."

"The funeral home has bad feng shui."

Hu Luanshuo frowned, "Wait a moment, I'll do the math again!"

"Let it go!"

At the door, the driver and assistant pushed the body cart inside.

"It's the young one's fault. It's a pity that he left in such a hurry."

The driver sighed and looked at the woman.

At the same time, I also saw him wearing a Bagua robe, no, a monk's robe? It doesn’t seem right either…

All in all, he looks like a professional!

Is there a new colleague at the funeral home?

"Okay, if there's no rush, I'll do it tomorrow when I get to work."

The woman took the takeaway first and then said.

Having worked here for many years, I have seen these situations many times.

It's really sad sometimes.

"Ba..."

Suddenly, Suona auditioned.

Then a low and sad voice echoed in the funeral home!

Jiang Chen puffed up his cheeks.

You are here, of course you have to play a song when this happens!

Crowd: ? ? ?

The old woman at the door:? ? ? Will there be music to listen to in the evening? !

"Our... business is doing really well now."

the driver sighed, pushing the body cart.

The steps became much heavier.

The atmosphere is here, so what are you waiting for!

Hu Luanshuo muttered something.

From Buddha to Jesus, everything that can be mentioned is mentioned!

You watch and take it away.

Whoever belongs takes it away.

...

In Jiang Chen's live broadcast room.

【人气+1+1+1+1+1……】

【人气+1+1+1+1+1……】

——[I finally know what I’ve missed these days! The host even has a suona that's so 6! ]

——[Wait a minute, I suddenly realized something. Is this suona used by the suona master? Woohoo, give it to me quickly! I want! ]

——[Listening to this song, I suddenly felt that life and death were no big deal! After hearing this, I will turn myself in! ]

——[? ? ? upstairs! Please look for the Chengnan Police Station to surrender! ]

——[Oh ho! Let me see if Captain Chen is here? What, there is no performance in the office today. ]

——[Brothers, this is not a vote for the anchor! ]

...

The song is over.

The body was wheeled in.

The driver and assistant left quickly.

Hu Luanshuo stood at the door of the funeral parlor, originally planning to go out to collect the magic weapon.

Just as she took a step forward, the old woman's eyes shone brightly.

grin.

He was so frightened that he ran back all over again. The prediction collapsed tonight.

Watching the number of people in the live broadcast room drop sharply.

Feeling helpless, he let out a long sigh, "Grandpa, this little brother who delivers food is too cruel."

It can't be done, it can't be done at all!

At this time, the live broadcast had reached the sixth hour, and voting functions appeared in both live broadcast rooms.

As for the result... no matter how popular the master was, it has dropped a lot now.

This PK successfully sent a large wave of traffic to Jiang Chen!

"Bro."

Just when the outcome was almost decided, the two were about to leave.

The woman came out and called Jiang Chen:

"Well, I originally wanted to work overtime. But it seems that there are still a lot of tasks tomorrow. I want to get off work now. By the way, I will give the... um... toys I forgot to buy on the way here to my child for his birthday."

Looking at the toys in the takeout, the woman wanted to laugh for no reason.

All I can say is that the master’s childlike innocence is still intact!

"But my electric car has no power and is still charging. Brother, can you give me a ride? I live in..."

"convenient!"

No matter where you live, it's convenient! !

I first respect this thief Cao.

"Then thank you, little brother!"

"go!"

Jiang Chen waved his hand and walked out with the woman.

Don't forget to say hello to the old lady at the door.

The old lady was very excited at that time, chatting? ! Yeah!

"Grandma, go find the guy inside and he'll chat with you."

"Hey! Good!!"

The old woman smiled, showing her hollow teeth, and wandered toward the funeral parlor.

His eyes were always looking at Hu Luanshuo.

...

The motorcycle roared.

In the dark funeral parlor, there was a cool breeze and a quiet atmosphere.

Hu Luanshuo's face was filled with fear, and he huddled in the corner with his mouth pouted.

Can anyone tell him why this old woman is still here! !

All the water friends in the live broadcast room hid the truth from him, and no one told him the truth.

There's even a funeral home horror story relay started.

"Young man, are you okay?"

The old woman walked in with a smile, looking even more terrifying in the dim light.

The security guard of the funeral home on duty had just patrolled here and took a look at the old woman.

Good guy! Slip away!

This made Hu Luanshuo's mentality even more broken.

There was a faint smell of urine in the air.

Granny:? ? ?

"The pigs in my village are not as smelly as you."

Shaking his head, he left.

Who can stand this.

The security guard in the dark was stunned, the master is the master!

Even this talkative person can be subdued! !

but…

“You can pull it off yourself!!”

Hu Luanshuo:? ? ? Who the hell is talking again!

"?(°?°;)へ=3=3=3ahhhhh help!!"

...

Driving on the road against the early morning wind.

Jiang Chen was in a good mood, which was much more comfortable than Master Zai.

"How old is my brother this year?"

"In the prime of life, I am 22 and he is 30."

"Who?"

The wind blew on her face, and the woman suddenly felt relieved.

No, did I ask you that on horseback? !

"Um, so little brother, you haven't gotten married yet?"

"A man is at home in all corners of the world! Isn't your husband at home tonight?"

"..."

The woman could feel the abacus beads falling on her face through the helmet.

All the way back, the woman couldn't hold back a word.

She didn't want to say anything anymore. She really couldn't handle Jiang Chen's answer.

squeak----

Finally, the car stopped safely downstairs of the woman's house.

"Thank you, little brother."

The woman got out of the car and smiled at Jiang Chen.

What greeted her was a pair of eyes that never moved away.

Stare at yourself.

This little brother is not going to...

Although 30 is indeed a big deal, I...

"You're welcome, I'll charge you 40 for travel expenses."

Jiang Chen stretched out his mobile phone, showed the payment code, and showed a professional smile.

"Vori..."

The woman's expression was stiff, maybe she was setting up an ambush.

"Take it!"

The woman scanned the code and quickly walked upstairs.

I don’t understand the style! !

"Xiaojiang!!!"

As soon as the woman went upstairs, two policemen came over.

On the spot, one person lifted Jiang Chen up.

"You still don't know where to stay tonight, let's go!!"

"Huh?" Jiang Chen looked confused. No, are you two really police or kidnappers?

"What do you think is good about sleeping in Lao Zhang's office at Chengnan Police Station? Come and sleep in my office!"

One policeman smiled.

"???"

Jiang Chen noticed something and glanced out of the corner of his eye.

This police title...

This look...

Director of the Lu District Public Security Bureau? !

No, you guys squatted on me on purpose, right?

"Xiao Jiang, you've already settled down, why don't you help me with a few cases in my hands..."

"Can I stay here?"

"..."

There was no sound from either left or right.

Why are you talking so much nonsense? Just take it away!

The woman upstairs heard the sound and opened the window, stunned.

Is the control so strict now? The director wants to catch the black motorcycles personally...