How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

Legs dangling in the air.

Hu Luanshuo tried his best.

Pulled out his own head.

Just as he stood firm, Jiang Chen's car swung its tail.

The person was already knocked into the back seat of the car.

Hu Luanshuo: ~%?…,#*‘!

This driving skill is really good. I will definitely take a taxi myself next time.

A continuous stream of curses is being output.

The motorcycle sped away.

...

Jiang Chen's live broadcast room.

——[Pay attention, all drivers and passengers, our traffic police are always paying attention to this live broadcast room today. ]

——[Police, do you want to check whether this car has been illegally modified? (challenge)]

——[Just look at it and you’ll be new! This car was given by the Chengnan Police Station. ]

——[That doesn’t guarantee that the anchor has repaired the car! ]

——[It’s under my nose every day. It should be impossible to repair this car. But I suspect that when I was in the hospital and the screen in the live broadcast room was black... maybe I really repaired the car! ]

...

"Number 17!"

Soon Jiang Chen drove to the Youhao convenience store.

The boss has already packaged the takeaway.

But I was stunned for a while when I handed over the takeaway.

Now the delivery boy is also very good.

The food delivered to the funeral home actually had a professional by his side.

But this master really explained what diversity of beliefs is...

Under the boss's puzzled gaze, Jiang Chen took the takeaway.

A bowl of instant noodles, two hams, and a toy machine gun.

"..."

Jiang Chen and Hu Luanshuo, who had received the takeaway, were also stunned for a while.

The takeaways people order these days are really a bit unpredictable.

Funeral parlor, toy machine gun…

What does this mean?

"Do you think it's a takeaway that someone ordered?"

Hu Luanshuo frowned and took out the hexagrams and lines.

There is evil spirit! !

"Then this guy really has no future, so he just ordered instant noodles."

Jiang Chen carried the takeout and got on the motorcycle again.

The theory of ghosts and gods is unbelievable! !

He touched Huang Bin’s soul-calming bell that came to him from the abandoned teaching building at that time.

Very good, just take it with you.

Twist the accelerator, thick hair!

……

The road to the funeral parlor is in a remote part of the city.

It was already sparsely populated after ten o'clock in the evening.

And until we left the main road and turned onto a rugged mountain road, we found the funeral parlor halfway up the mountain.

The wind in the mountains is cool and cool.

I can always hear a shrill cry in my ears.

Accompanied by a melodious and sad strange sound.

It's chilling.

"...Master, turn off the music on your phone!!"

Jiang Chen was very impatient when he slowed down.

I'm a food delivery guy, and I'm doing a thrilling live broadcast with you here, right?

"Oh…"

Silently switch to the next song.

Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back! !

"Joyful, festive! It's so festive that I thought you were going to the funeral parlor to get married."

Jiang Chen's mouth twitched.

Now I understand why the master is labeled as a funny fortune teller.

His fortune-telling skills are half-assed, and his comedy skills are only half-assed.

No wonder, 0.5+0.5 is just one skill.

"Little brother…"

At this time, Hu Luanshuo took the initiative to stop the music.

He saw the big words "Funeral Home" and his eyes slowly moved down.

And he took off his helmet stiffly.

From the Bagua robe he took out a peach wood sword, a half-human cross, a gourd to ward off evil spirits, and a willow branch...

Jiang Chen: =????=????(●???●|||)

Master, isn't this robe of yours a treasure chest?

"Don't be so surprised. Turn around quickly."

"What are you doing? I haven't delivered the takeout yet."

Jiang Chen continued to drive forward slowly.

suddenly!

His eyes froze.

I saw a stooped old woman walking to the front of the car.

"You...are...well..."

!!!!=????(?o?o?)?

呲! ! !

He was so frightened that he quickly stopped.

"No, why did you stop the car?!" Hu Luanshuo exclaimed.

"If you don't stop, you're going to get hit."

"What if she's not human at all!"

"If you're not a human being, then the equipment on your body is just for decoration!!"

Jiang Chen yelled in fright.

Because the old woman's face was already in front of him.

Probably wanting to say something.

He let out a breath that almost didn't let Jiang Chen pass.

"Hey! Monsters and monsters, leave quickly!!"

Hu Luanshuo jumped out of the car and placed a bunch of things in front of him.

From the east to the west, from exorcising ghosts to slaying evil dragons, there are all kinds of magic weapons.

Including Jiang Chen's soul-suppressing bell, the takeaways were all carried by the master.

No matter where you are as a monster, you have to answer here today!

Probably frightened by the battle, the old woman showed a very twisted expression.

To be precise, it was with deep doubts.

Are there any ceremonies at the funeral home today?

"I advise you to leave by yourself, don't let me do anything!"

Hu Luanshuo holds a mahogany sword in his right hand and a cross in his left hand.

Try to make yourself look as calm and master-like as possible!

And with the peripheral vision, he took a small aim.

I seemed to see an afterimage rushing into the door of the funeral home in the distance.

Is there anyone here so late?

Then I won’t be afraid anymore hahahaha.

"I wipe =????(???????) little brother, come back here!"

"Master, I believe in you!!"

Jiang Chen disappeared in a flash.

He rushed into the funeral home and shouted:

"Hello, takeaway!!!!"

This shout of takeout was heartbreaking, but judging from the tone, it didn’t feel like it was shouting for takeout.

Turn on your phone's flashlight.

I ran around in the funeral parlor without knowing my direction.

"Little, little brother?"

At this time, a woman in her thirties called him.

Seeing Jiang Chen running around, the woman hesitated for a while before calling out.

I always feel like this guy has a mental problem.

Upon hearing the voice, Jiang Chen seemed to have seen a savior.

Looking back quickly, the woman's skin looked slightly pale under the dim light.

But you can still see some blood, probably from working the night shift a lot.

Jiang Chen's eyes lit up at that moment: "Did you order takeout?!"

"Uh...yeah."

"Too easy to mess with! Come on, take it! Can I sit here for a while?"

He quickly stretched out his hand to hand over the takeout, but was suddenly startled.

Hey…

Where is the takeaway…

woman:……

The atmosphere seemed a little awkward.

Suddenly, there was a loud roar in the coldness.

"Don't come here! Ahhhhh help!"

The roar came from outside the funeral home.

The woman and Jiang Chen looked at each other.

Jiang Chen glanced at the live broadcast on his mobile phone.

Sure enough, the master's live camera moved forward rapidly.

It seems that catching the ghost failed...

"Are you a friend?"

The woman came close to Jiang Chen.

"Um...how do you know."

"You're carrying what should be my takeout...and you both are quite loud."

"Oh…"

"Ok?"

At this time, the woman was surprised.

She saw the old woman through the lens:

"You met her. She's from a nearby village. She has some brain problems."

"But I don't mean to hurt anyone. I just like to wander around here at night when I can't sleep, and chat with people when I catch them. Last time, the delivery boy was dragged by her and chatted until dawn."

"It wasn't until dawn that I realized it wasn't a ghost, so I stood up, slapped my butt and left..."

The woman sighed. From then on, she made clear notes every time she ordered takeout at night.

Jiang Chen: ...

understood…

"When I trouble you to make notes in the future, please write clearly."

"Isn't it clear?"

"..."

clear! It’s clear when a thief steps on a horse!

Look, it scares Master Ren.

"what!!!!"

boom! !

At this moment, the screaming suddenly ended, and the glass next to the door of the funeral home was violently hit.

after awhile.

"Ah!! Ghost!!"

Hu Luanshuo covered his swollen head and rushed into the funeral home.

The movement was completed in one go, and the impact and roar made the woman and Jiang Chen instinctively startled.

In shock, the woman accidentally called Jiang Chen's cell phone.

After the mobile phone rotated in the air, it was fortunately held by the woman.

But the flashlight was shining right on my face.

The look of surprise has not returned yet.

They met Hu Luanshuo's eyes.

His face was pale with only a little blood, and his expression was still one of surprise.

It’s even more terrifying when illuminated by a flashlight!

Hu Luanshuo: ┏(°ロ°;)┛!!

"Help!! Don't come over here!!"

After groping around, I found that all the magic weapons were placed outside.

The old woman was standing outside the funeral home looking at herself.

Seeing no way out.

I looked down and saw the toy machine gun in the takeout bag.

Copy guy! !

"Don't come over here! Otherwise I will suddenly kill you!!"