Daming: I asked you to hang yourself, but I didn’t ask you to rebuild the Ming Dynasty

"Master, I have just returned from Junzijin, and the Yellow River has been frozen half a foot thick.

The servant asked Erlang to gallop around the middle of the Yellow River and found that the ice in the Yellow River was strong enough for us to pass through. "

Sitting high on the main seat is the vanguard general Jingyuan, Prince Su Hauge.

Hauge saw the Ming court general who had already bet on his family, kneeling firmly in a pool of sheep urine and saluted him.

There was a slight smile on his lips.

This sheep urine was poured on him just after he learned the news of Wu Sangui's return.

There is no other reason - the master is holding fire in his heart!

When he entered the customs in April, Hauge was dissatisfied with his defeat in the battle for the throne last year, and his power was taken away by Dorgon who used retreat to advance.

So Hauge contradicted Dorgon verbally.

Dorgon beat him to the end...

It was not until the expedition against Li Zicheng began that Dorgon restored him to his position.

Today, the Dorgon brothers have mastered all the power of the Qing Dynasty, and Hauge cannot defeat them.

However, this does not prevent him from being disgusted with Dorgon's dog!

Besides, Hauge really looked down on Wu Sangui...

Those Han people and gentry deserve to be loudmouthed.

Only after the beating hurts can they do things honestly!

Look, Emperor Ming is so kind to them. He wants money for money, food for food, status for status...

But we can't let them do things sincerely.

On the contrary, those who colluded with us secretly gave us so many benefits to the Qing Dynasty.

All we have to do is make them kneel on the ground and crack them with a big whip, and they will have to give up all their strength!

He is really a dog, so he can’t do it without fighting!

As the eldest son of Huang Taiji, Hauge naturally has no shortage of sources:

Before the expedition, Dorgon deliberately left Wu Sangui in the dark and promised to transfer him back to Ningyuan.

Wu Sangui was immediately afraid, so he knelt down and asked the younger Dorgon if he called him daddy.

This bitch's flattery made the regent feel comfortable, so he was given the upright background of the Yellow Han Army and a house in the inner city.

In the Qing Dynasty, the inner city was full of people, and Han people could only live in the outer city. The inner city of the capital was guarded by soldiers. If the Han people did not leave the city at night, their heads would be chopped off.

(Whether Wu Sangui was given a flag is unclear in the history books. However, the house given to this man by the Qing court was in the Zhenghuang Banner area. According to the Qing court's division of the inner city of the capital, he should have been born in Zhenghuang Banner.)

Hauge picked up the kumiss, took a sip, and then said slowly:

"Let's go then!"

Hauge stood up, but did not ask Wu Sangui to stand up.

Wu Sangui stuck his buttocks out and knelt on the wet sheep urine, not daring to move. Even though Hauge walked by, he still kept his kneeling posture.

When Hauge arrived at the door, he pretended to have just remembered what had prevented Wu Sangui from getting up.

He pretended to be surprised and said:

"You old dog, if you don't get up quickly, don't you need me to help you personally?"

"Master is joking, but slaves don't dare!"

Wu Sangui kowtowed again, then stood up and quietly wiped the mud from his palms, the look of disgust on his face flashed away.

He hurriedly caught up with Hauge again, one body behind Hauge, and followed him out of the city.

Full of glory!

Hauge ignored him and said to Ao Bai, minding his own business:

"Go tell Dodo that the army is ready to go!"

Obai is a man with a yellow flag and serves as the commander of the guard army, which is similar to the general of the forbidden army who guards the palace.

This is Shunzhi's own servant.

(At this time, Xianghuang Banner and Zhenghuang Banner were the direct troops of the Qing Emperor. During the Kangxi period, the power of the banner ministers was gradually abolished, and their own descendants filled the high positions of the Eight Banners, making the entire Eight Banners slaves of the Qing Emperor. .)

Because of this background, Obai eventually became the Minister of Tuogu - just like the eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty. The emperor could appoint or remove them with just a word.

In the Qing Dynasty, slaves were absolute slaves to their masters, and any punishment was a matter of just one sentence.

This is also the reason why Obai controlled most of the world's troops, but was beheaded by Kang Mazi with only a dozen boys.

Well, it’s just like Chongzhen’s treatment of Nine Thousand Years Old...

No effort!

In fact, after Kangxi, the emperor's power was the greatest in history.

The whole world has become the emperor's slaves.

Not to mention people from within the banner, when the emperor was speaking, even the officials had to kneel the entire time.

Although the historical facts of Qiong Yao drama are nonsense, the thing "Kneeling is easy" does indeed exist. In the private notes of Qing Dynasty officials, there are many opportunities for this thing to appear.

After all, kneeling for a few hours at a time would be unbearable even for my iron-clad knees!

Slavery is not as beautiful as boys and girls think.

Not to mention that Manchus and Han people no longer marry, even if you really fall in love with someone and want to sleep with him, you still have to strip naked——

Just like an animal, the eunuch wrapped him in a quilt and carried him to someone else's bed.

You have to be like a dog, crawling in from the toes of someone's house.

Moreover, during this process, you are not allowed to touch other people’s bodies!

Okay, let’s start moving!

……

but!

No matter how good your skills are, there is still a time limit.

If the time is exceeded, the eunuch will knock on the window.

After I'm done, I'll wrap him up in a quilt and carry him back to his home!

Don't ask Mazi to stay at your place, even if you want to talk to Mazi more...

I also want to eat shit!

I'll give you a harem fight——

Wanting to have a child is a luxury!

After finishing, the eunuch will cough, which means asking the emperor if he wants to keep the seeds.

With a look from the emperor, the eunuch pressed his finger on the acupuncture point, and the stuff flowed out.

……

The pinnacle of feudalism was not a useless emperor like the Ming Dynasty!

He also made you sulk with the emperor, and allowed you to have only one woman who would love you exclusively...

Looking through the official history, were there any concubines in the Qing Dynasty who used violent means to fight in the palace?

Cixi is so awesome, look at how she dealt with Ci'an!

Not to mention the palace fight, the nine sons who boasted of the heavens won the rightful place...

They don’t even dare to use their slaves to kill each other!

That is his heir!

Not to mention you are just a plaything!

To be realistic, even the palace maids can’t take your turn!

The Zhuans always bundle the Ming and Qing dynasties together. In fact, these are two extremes.

Not to mention anything else, even if you were born into a banner family and successfully gave birth to 13, even having a warm meal is a luxury.

If there are any leftovers from the 108 dishes, I will give them to you. It’s all God’s grace!

As for the Man-Han banquet made up of lies...

Nonsense, people are eating it cold!

On a snowy day, even if the dripping water turns into ice, the food will still be cold.

Who cares whether you are on your period or whether you have a stomachache...

Slaves have no personality.

(Listen to my advice and stop fantasizing. If we were to go back to the Qing Dynasty, you wouldn’t be able to climb onto the dragon’s bed!

Sorry to break your dreams...

Honest people love to tell the truth. )

……

Obai knelt down:

"The slave is going!"

Watching Ao Bai heading towards Guihua City, Hauge waved his hand and said energetically:

"set off!"

Thirty thousand forwards marched toward the Yellow River in mighty force.

……

Opposite Junzijin, located on the inside of several bends of the Yellow River, opposite Dongsheng City, there is a steep loess slope guarding the south bank of the Yellow River.

The high loess slopes with crisscrossed ravines, washed out by rainwater, stand almost straight.

Beside the river, there is a gentle slope dozens of feet wide.

This is a battleground for military strategists!

The ancients' vision was certainly not bad.

On this top of the mountain, there once was a small city called Liancheng.

……

In the past, the State of Zhao during the Warring States Period established Yunzhong here.

The Ming Dynasty changed its name to Yunnei County and stationed a large army to defend the place.

After Jiajing, the defensive line withdrew, and this area was occupied by the Tumote troops.

(The main reason is the expansion of the desert. Records of Yulin shoveling sand are not uncommon in the history of the Ming Dynasty. In the later period, the Yulin section of the Great Wall had to be dug out of the yellow sand almost every year.)

Naturally, the Tumut Mongols would not keep the terrain that was conducive to the defense of the south, so they directly demolished the city.

By this time, the city had long been abandoned, with only a few rammed earth walls remaining.

The withered and yellow wormwood swayed back and forth in the cold wind.

ps: This chapter has a lot of words, so I’ve made up for the nonsense.