Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"Hey, man, is your money fake?"

The thin man was startled. He didn't expect that the big and honest man in front of him had extraordinary eyesight. The patterns on the coins are only slightly different, and it is difficult for ordinary people to spot them.

However, he was obviously used to this kind of scene, and he didn't panic at all when he was discovered: "It's real money, 100 yuan looks like this."

He was sure that with the level of consumption in a supermarket, the other person, a small wage earner, had never seen 100 yuan.

After hearing this, Ivan laughed angrily and took out the only 100-yuan note he received tonight from the drawer. He put the two together and compared them: "Look, the pattern on the far right has no tick on the real coin."

Slender man: "Since there is only one banknote, how can you be sure that the banknote in your hand is genuine?"

"Actually, the coin with the hook on it is the real one, and the one in your hand is the fake one."

The barrage in the live broadcast room: "F*ck, so insidious."

"What he said made sense, and I actually listened to it."

“Putting yourself into the role of the chosen one is really impossible to judge.”

……

Strange talk about the world,

Ivan pursed his lips. If he hadn't received salary in the previous copy, he might have been deceived by the man in front of him.

[Rule [-]: After the customer pays, put the product into a transparent plastic bag with the convenience store logo and hand it to them. 】

In other words, if you accidentally receive counterfeit money, you have no chance to resist until you hand the item over to the customer.

Once the transaction is completed, even if the customer does not leave the store, according to the convenience store rules, there is no way to impose sanctions on the customer.

Ivan was so angry that he was shaking all over, it was so evil.

I only earn a little money as a convenience store clerk. How can I withstand your deception?

Suddenly, he thought of a good way to make his performance meet the target.

Ivan's eyes turned to the wooden table, where an uneasy-looking man in a white coat was wiping a chainsaw:

"Sir, I assume you need to purchase another bottle of cleaning fluid?"

The man didn't understand and stopped what he was doing: "Oh?"

"Give me a reason."

Ivan pointed at the customer who was using counterfeit banknotes: "This big brother has amazing bones and many evil deeds. If he can be killed by your chainsaw, he can be regarded as doing harm to the people."

"I and the surrounding citizens will thank you."

As he spoke, he bowed and spoke sincerely.

Ivan's flattery did not have any effect, it was not painful or itchy for the man.

However, when it comes to murder, he has always refused to accept anyone.

Saw off,

There was a puddle of minced meat on the floor.

The man picked out an eyeball from it, stuffed it into his mouth and bit it, the juice splashed onto Ivan's cheek...

Then, he took out a gold spoon from his arms and dug into the meat paste.

The moment the minced meat entered his mouth, the man narrowed his eyes in satisfaction, as if he was tasting some unparalleled delicacy.

Soon, all the meat on the ground was eaten. A set of movements was performed smoothly, but during this period, there was not a drop of blood on his white coat.

This is... a murderous maniac with mysophobia.

The man licked his lips and looked at Ivan with salivation. After what happened just now, his appetite was completely aroused.

"You can eat one, and you can eat two. Why don't you wait until I enjoy them all before washing the dishes."

……

Ivan shuddered and reminded: "This way there is no way to pay."

White coat: "Yes."

He turned his head boredly and walked towards the outside of the store: "Then wait until I finish the meal and come back to buy it."

Watching the man leave, Ivan gritted his teeth and felt a little anxious.

It was almost time to get off work, and this was probably the last customer he would see.

The man said he would come back later, but he could not guarantee that the other party would arrive exactly when he was on duty.

In fact, I don’t know if it was just a coincidence that he was only one price of cleaning fluid away from completing his performance.

"Wait a minute." Ivan said.

The white coat turned around and looked at him coldly:

"What's the matter? If you don't ask me to help you complete your performance, I don't have the kindness to do so."

Ivan: "If you buy another bottle of cleaning fluid, I'll pay and walk out of the counter."

Walking out of the counter means losing the protection of the convenience store and giving yourself to the weird extra food.

A hint of surprise finally appeared on the white coat's face: "Is this true?"

The expression he looked at Ivan was like looking at a perfect fool.

I'm probably thinking, are there any good things that come to my door these days?

"Of course, you should know the rules of the convenience store. Since I agreed, there is no way I can go back on it."

The white coat didn't say much, walked towards the shelf, and picked up a bottle of cleaning fluid with a quick movement.

Ivan checked out slower than a turtle. He raised his arm bit by bit and swiped the scanner across the items. Then put 100 yuan into the drawer.

Ivan started. There was clearly five or ten yuan in change next to him, but he insisted on collecting it piece by piece.

At this moment, Ivan felt in his heart that he had never discovered that he, who had always had a bad temper, also suffered from invisible procrastination.

The man in the white coat swung the electric saw, with faint excitement in his eyes, and said impatiently: "No need to look for it, let's get started."

There was no way, the other party didn't even want the money in order to kill him quickly, so Ivan had no choice but to walk out from behind the cashier.

Almost instantly, a feeling of suffocation hit him, making him unable to breathe.

But the man in the white coat didn't know it yet, and rushed forward with the chainsaw: "I'm coming, my dear."

He calls his food so intimately, like a lover in love.

But which normal person would do evil things to his lover? Ivan felt goosebumps all over his body.

With a crash, he dodged to the right, narrowly avoiding the attack. Unfortunately, a piece of bone was cut off from his left elbow, which limited his movement.

Ivan said silently in his mind, 5 minutes.

There are still 5 minutes until you get off work. As long as you survive this time without being killed, you will win.

To be honest, Ivan's strength is not weak. He lives in the cold zone all year round and can even deal with bears in the woods.

But this is a strange world, and the sense of crisis brought to him by the white coat in front of him is too strong.

At least it was much weirder and more powerful than the last time I encountered it in the museum.

There was no room for him to think too much. Soon, another attack followed.

This time, Ivan's left arm was cut off directly.

He was a little panicked,

Especially after the attack, the white coat suddenly stopped.

Then, under Ivan's doubtful eyes, he opened his mouth, threw his arm into his mouth, and ate it loudly.

Ask, how would you feel if your enemies eat your organs alive in front of you?

I'm afraid that ordinary people would have collapsed emotionally and run away in panic.

However, Ivan is different. Due to his genes, he is a born tough guy, born to fight.

Seeing how the other party treated his body, Ivan's heart ignited with anger: "Shi can be killed, but cannot be humiliated. I will fight with you."

He lunged forward, and his ear was quickly cut off.

The left side of the head was bloody and jagged.

Ivan did not stop, endured the severe pain, and attacked the opponent.

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Next chapter, later (?˙ー˙?)