Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

The nose, the other ear, and the calf were cut off piece by piece.

The white coat was like facing an interesting prey, and couldn't help but play with it before killing it completely.

During this process, Ivan could only dodge back and forth patiently.

Cuts appeared on the body from time to time, and it felt like being hurt.

Finally, when the last thigh was cut off, Ivan turned into a real-life human pig, with more air coming out of his nostrils than in.

The man in the white coat was quite satisfied with this hunt. He picked up the chainsaw and chopped it into the center of Ivan's head: "It's over. I've had enough fun."

"Today's supper is just tofu nao."

Ivan felt severe pain in his head, and a clear sense of fragmentation came.

This feeling is very strange, like cutting a watermelon, and watching the knife go down, the red flesh of the melon is exposed, but this time the watermelon becomes your own head.

Ivan's head was split open, but his heart was still beating.

After three seconds,

[Ding, congratulations to Ivan, the Chosen One of the Ice Bear Kingdom, for successfully clearing a copy of a convenience store. Completion rating: two stars. Rating analysis: one star for surviving and one star for completing the performance. 】

[The overall food output of the Ice Bear Country increased by [-]%, and strange rumors of immunity in the country came. 】

The people of the Ice Bear Country breathed a sigh of relief. Just now, they really thought that Ivan was going to die.

Another chosen one in their country was eliminated when the tomb mysteriously appeared.

But he was also a tough guy, and he chose to fight the tomb ghost when he died.

It's a pity that the grave ghost is not in a white coat. His attack method is more similar to that of a ghost that sucks people's yang energy. After a while, the Chosen One's cheeks became thinner, leaving only skin and bones.

……

In addition, another thing that surprises the people of the Ice Bear Country is the food production.

You know, their shortcoming is this. Although the entire country is very huge, it is even among the best in the world. However, due to the harsh weather environment, there is almost no food.

Be self-sufficient.

Two percent. Sounds like a small number. But taking the entire country’s food supply as a base, let alone a [-]% increase, it would be [-]%, which is also a huge value.

……

real world,

Ivan teleported back to his residence, and the window was already completely white.

In April, everything has recovered in many places, but it is still snowing in the Ice Bear Country.

Ivan didn't care about this, stood up and walked outside.

After coming out of the stressful copy, it’s time to relax with a glass of strong wine.

However, after taking just a few steps, he noticed changes in his body.

"Seems more powerful than before?"

Ivan slapped him down, and the dining table was shattered into pieces.

He bent his knees again and jumped forward. He immediately flew out, reaching a height of three meters.

Ivan was in a complicated mood, and he probably guessed the reason.

The last persecution in the white coat almost killed him, but at the same time, it also helped him break through his limits.

When people are on the verge of death, they can do extraordinary things.

Ivan looked melancholy. It seemed that from a certain perspective, the white coat could be regarded as his benefactor.

……

dragon country,

After listening to the white coat's self-report, Chen Yue smiled and said, "I recommend you to use the maintenance kit from our store."

"That is, cleaning fluid and lubricant."

The white coat hesitated for a moment. This was not the first time he came to a convenience store to buy something. He had never heard anyone recommend any suits before. Could it be that this new clerk was trying to trick him?

Thinking of this, he said coldly:

"Can't I just ask for cleaning fluid?"

The white coat raised the chainsaw. He had already thought about it. If the human in front of him dared to force him to buy that kind of lubricant for the sake of performance, he would cut off his tongue.

Chen Yue: "Of course."

"Without lubricating oil, the maintenance effect is at best poor, and the surface is not that bright."

He seemed to be thinking about his customers and comforted him: "Many people also choose this way, and they think it is more cost-effective."

The white coat who was ready to cut his tongue said: "..."

What he said seemed to be secretly belittling his poverty.

"Forget it, give me a maintenance suit."

Besides, the store clerk in front of me has already said that if you don’t buy lubricant, the cleaning effect will be worse.

How could someone like him, who loves weapons, settle for the second best when he knows there is something better?

"I'm not the kind of person who cares about money." The white coat explained again, which seemed a bit redundant...

Chen Yue: "Yes, it's all because I had poor eyesight and saw it wrong. Now I realize that you are so generous and spend more money than any previous customer."

The white coat was satisfied, and the words spoken by the little clerk in front of him gave him a strange sense of satisfaction.

He took the so-called maintenance kit and sat at the dining table to wipe it.

Clean first, then lubricate.

Live audience:

"With the addition of lubricant, the effect is indeed better after cleaning compared to the chainsaws in other copies of The Chosen One."

"It seems brighter."

“It’s glossier and the jagged edges are smoother.”

For a time, the barrage was filled with all kinds of words of praise, praising the chainsaw like a flower.

at this time,

One account suddenly questioned: "How do I look? I feel no different from other copies of the Chosen One."

"Lubricant seems to be of no use."

"Are you psychologically affected..."

Talking about strange rules, old god Chen Yue hid behind the cashier. Logically speaking, tonight's performance has reached the standard, but he wants to go further and add some ratings:

"Sir, do you want to buy another knife?"

The white coat frowned and gave him a disgusted look: "My only weapon is this chainsaw, I never use anything else."