Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Compared with other chosen ones, Chen Yue has an advantage in selling things.

It’s a joke, thinking that he has been a wage earner for nearly ten years, so Party A has never seen anything like this.

For example, one time, Party A asked them to provide a solution, and a call woke him up from bed at two o'clock in the middle of the night, saying that a brilliant idea suddenly occurred to him.

It’s a joke, how can a person’s mind be sober at two o’clock in the middle of the night?

But in order not to offend the other party, Chen Yue stayed up all night and modified the plan according to the other party's requirements.

As expected, when the manuscript was finally delivered, the customer suddenly changed his mind and still adopted the original version without modification.

It was equivalent to working all night that night in vain.

Chen Yue even suspected that the reason why Party A did not continue to find faults was not because he was satisfied with the plan, but because after changing it many times, it took too long and there was no way to change it anymore...

Chen Yue learned a lot from the experience. Since then, his whole person has changed. When he faced Party A again, he learned many skills.

For example, take the initiative and sell something before the other party opens his mouth.

For example, the content that originally took two hours to be revised was postponed to two days. But during this period, he had to post a photo of working overtime in the company on time every day at [-] o'clock in the evening.

Another example is deliberately using some professional terminology that Party A does not understand to appear to be very high-ranking.

Finally, Chen Yue summarized his behavior and gave it a name, calling it "The Art of Language".

Compared to Party A in reality, although the creatures in Rules and Ghost Stories are always shouting and killing, they are much easier to deal with than Party A.

After cleaning the chainsaw in his white coat, he saw Chen Yue busy behind the cashier and couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing?"

Chen Yue: "Oh, dear customer, I am looking up the maintenance issues of electric saws and want to help you better solve your current problems."

Just about to speak, the white coat used the rules to call people out and eat them: "..."

Forget it, wait until he finishes checking.

But as he waited, he gradually realized something was wrong.

It took too long to check the information... During this period, in order to increase the speed, the white coat also took the initiative to help chase away a guy who used counterfeit money to eat and drink.

The white coat raised its head,

Chen Yue looked very busy, standing in front of the computer, staring at the screen, his fingers typing quickly on the keyboard.

After another 10 minutes, the white coat checked again. He suspected that the other party was deliberately delaying time.

But Chen Yue was still the same as before, his attitude was extremely serious, and he almost got into the computer to look up information.

This made the doubts that had just arisen in Bai Daco's heart calm down again.

After 10 minutes,

White Coat couldn't hold it in any longer, and his hunger for food overwhelmed the trivial matter of maintaining the chainsaw. He frowned: "Are you ready?"

At this moment, there are only 2 minutes left before getting off work at night.

I saw Chen Yue typing on the keyboard quickly, and a book appeared out of thin air in his hand: "Chainsaw Maintenance Guide".

That's right, at the last moment, his natural skill was activated.

[Fishing: When you are forced to complete something, you can also achieve the ultimate goal by using the method of fishing. 】

And everything Chen Yue did just now, including staring at the screen and typing hard on the keyboard, was actually "fishing"...

He continued typing until all the words added up to form a turtle.

[Ding, congratulations to the chosen one for successfully using the talent. The success rate of fishing next time is increased to 40.00%. 】

Chen Yue raised the book: "Sir, the original price of this book was 250 yuan. I fell in love with you, and now it's only 25 yuan."

25?

It's equivalent to a [-]% discount, and this thing seems to be really useful to him. After hearing this, Bai Dacoat was very moved. He immediately took out fifty strange coins and handed them to the other party.

Chen Yue got the money and was about to make change, but at this time, a mechanical announcement sounded.

[Ding, congratulations to Chen Yue, the Chosen One of the Dragon Kingdom, for successfully clearing a copy of a convenience store. Rating for clearance: three stars. Rating analysis: one star for survival and two stars for excess performance. 】

[The number of ancient books lost in the Dragon Kingdom has been restored by 20.00% overall. This time, strange immunity stories are coming. 】

Number of ancient books?

Ordinary people are confused about this reward because they really can't imagine the use of this thing in their daily life.

But soon, they discovered something was fishy.

"Damn it, my family's lost genealogy has been restored. It turns out that I am a descendant of Cao Cao, the 1th generation great-great-grandson."

"Tch, you are just a hammer. I am still a descendant of Qin Shihuang. Hurry up and pay me."

"Don't make any noise, everyone. The ancestors of those who can survive till now are not nobles. The poor people have long been starved to death in the war."

……

In addition, there is a group of more excited people, who are naturally experts in history.

"Heaven, after 50 years of research, I finally know what these oracle bone inscriptions mean."

"I found the thirty chapters after Dream of Red Mansions, and the content is completely different from the continuation."

"Traditional Chinese medicine, regarding the inheritance of Chinese medicine, we are about to rise."

For a time, many institutions in the Dragon Kingdom exclaimed, saying that they had made major discoveries and that the wisdom of the ancients was unfathomable.

Other countries can only watch helplessly. After all, even if their chosen ones bring back such a reward, with their own shallow history, they will not have such a grand achievement.

……

Chen Yue returned to the real world with only 50 yuan in his hand. At the last moment, he was teleported back before he could hand the money to the white coat.

"I don't know if that guy will be angry when he finds out about this situation. And if I feel it right, he seems to want to eat me. Now he is disillusioned."

He turned on his phone again, preparing to order takeaway for himself.

Then I was surprised to find that there was an extra RMB 25 in the bill payment column. Displayed as a certain bookstore.

Chen Yue was surprised. He had obviously never bought a book.

In order to verify his idea, he called the bookstore owner. As a result, in his consumption record in the morning, there was only one "Chainsaw Maintenance Guide" priced at 25 yuan.

"It seems that my talent is limited. I can only accomplish things that are possible in reality. It is almost impossible for those outrageous requirements."

Then he shook his head and laughed at himself: "That's right, after all, it's just an S-level talent."

"Last time I was thinking about directly activating the skills, changing the success rate of the talent to [-]%, or eliminating the strange rules, but it seems that it won't work."

"Okay, 25 yuan for fifty weird coins, it's a good deal!"

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