Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

The effect of the lamp oil was obviously much stronger than that of ordinary ink. It was lifelike when you touched it. The moment the brush fell, the two paper figures came to life in an instant.

Probably knowing that his current appearance was entirely dependent on Xu Ye, the two paper figures walked up to Xu Ye respectfully and kowtowed.

After all, the body is made of paper and has poor flexibility. When the waist is bent, the legs cannot bend at the knees.

From a distance, it looks like two people are constantly folding their bodies at 90 degrees in one direction, which looks funny and terrifying.

Fortunately, Xu Ye understood what the two people meant and stopped them in time.

"Dad~" the two paper figures said at the same time.

There is nothing wrong with calling them that. For them, Xu Ye gave them a nod to make the originally lifeless dead thing come to life. Isn't it the equivalent of the two's reborn parents?

Xu Ye's head was full of black lines: "Please call me master..."

"Master, please give orders to your subordinates as you please."

Why does this sentence sound familiar? Xu Ye named the two of them: "From now on, you will be called Ada and Aji."

"Yes, Master, please give Ada/Aji all your orders."

"Very well, what is your purpose here?"

The two paper figures looked confused, but the second uncle who had led the way last night came up and said, "Attending my daughter's wedding. These are all relatives..."

Xu Ye followed his gaze and saw that in the white paper room, there were many paper figures with blank eyes, standing stiffly against the wall, lifeless.

"So you are my father-in-law."

The second uncle's face twitched, and the white paper was squeezed out by himself, but he did not refute, which was regarded as acquiescence.

"Then you guys are too shabby. Why are there only three people participating in such a big event like a wedding?"

Xu Ye was deeply involved in the drama. He was the bride's lover, and opposite him was his father-in-law's family. He must not treat his family badly.

So he took out his pen, dipped it in lamp oil, and lit the eyes of the remaining paper figures.

Second uncle: "Slow down, your body can't bear the food."

He was very familiar with the sachet on Xu Ye's body, and it was indeed something personal to his little daughter, so when Xu Ye explained their relationship, the second uncle blindly believed it.

Barrage: "If I remember correctly, at the beginning of this dungeon, among all the chosen ones, only Mr. Xu Ye got the token sachet."

"Boss Xu Ye has a kind of charm about him. He can make all the female ghosts bend their backs without pouring water on his weird head."

"What I think is that the bride was so annoyed by the harassment that she had no choice but to take out her personal belongings and send her away for a long night."

"..."

……

After Xu Ye finished lighting up the eyes of all the paper figures, they were still very lively and didn't seem to be affected at all.

In the barrage, people from other countries were upset: "You can't compare people with each other."

"By the way, you, the Dragon Kingdom, are all cowards. You have been crouching behind Xu Ye to reap the benefits. If you have the ability, let people out. Join our nationality and see."

"Haha, I'm afraid you have some serious illness. Wipe your saliva first, no matter how much you covet Xu Ye, he is also a member of our Dragon Kingdom."

There was a verbal spat on the barrage. However, Xu Ye couldn't see it at all, and his attention was attracted by the noise in the village in the distance.

It was a kind of noise that could only be made when many people gathered together and made a collective sound, so much so that they could be heard even when they went out to collect firewood at night.

He stood up quickly, picked up a branch before leaving, and walked towards the village.

As we get closer and closer, the scenery in front of us becomes more and more familiar.

Isn't this the door to your home?

The locust tree is very large, with luxuriant branches, each branch is as thick as a human arm.

There were a dozen young and fresh corpses with their heads facing down and their feet hanging evenly on the branches. When the wind blows, it starts to dance.

The locust tree is tall enough, and the height of the corpse's head is about the same as the height of an ordinary person. When the chosen one raises his eyes, he can see a dozen dead faces staring at him.

The man's face suddenly opened his eyes, and two lines of blood and tears flowed down from them.

"what!!!"

"It's so scary. Who's dead body suddenly opens its eyes?"

The screams at this moment came from the chosen ones, the audience in front of the screen, and the villagers of Xiaohuai Village.

Except for a certain handsome-looking man.

The corners of Xu Ye's lips curled up slightly, revealing a satisfied smile: "I read that right, you are indeed a sacred tree."

It was nothing like the abandoned trees he had encountered before. Not to mention the fact that he could not bear the weight of so many people hanging on them at the same time.

The body on the locust tree shook again, this time with a larger amplitude, in response to Xu Ye's compliment.

The villagers were panicked: "She's back, she must be back. I said that back then, I shouldn't have done such a thing, it would be easy to get retribution."

"Isn't it already sealed? Some wicked thing opened the talisman, and our village is in danger."

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"Uuuuuuu, Ouji, mommy's great son..."

"Stop talking and shut up." In the end, the village chief took out his cane and hit the ground hard to quiet the people present.

The old man who usually seemed quite kind and kind seemed to finally show his true colors at this time, and he said with a ferocious face: "Isn't it just a foreign woman? We were able to seal her once ten years ago, and ten years later, there will be a second time. "

"Then what we are going to do now is..."

"Open the ancestral hall."

When it came to opening the ancestral hall, everyone looked horrified. An older villager seemed to think of some bad memories and asked tremblingly: "Are you really going to take this step?"

Faced with this question and answer, which was like a dumbfounding fan, the audience in the live broadcast room was confused: "What's going on? If opening an ancestral hall can suppress the giant locust tree from turning into a monster, why are the villagers still so hesitant?"

"No matter what the reason is, Xiaohuai Village is seriously damaged right now. Those who were hanged from the trees are all laborers in their prime, between thirty and fifty years old. They will only become poorer in the future."

Xu Ye couldn't help but ask in a low voice: "Grandma, what happened ten years ago? I was too young at that time and couldn't remember things."

He didn't forget to maintain the character of living here since he was a child. It's not that I can't remember it, it's all because of my young age.

Grandma: "Ever since the Taoist priest was sealed ten years ago... the ancestral hall began to be haunted frequently, and no one dared to go in."

"Only people who make big mistakes are imprisoned. People are often in a trance when they come out."

Xu Ye was horrified, what, the one who was sealed was a Taoist priest? Not a woman? Isn't it a big locust tree?

There are characters here that I don't know about.

He wanted to ask more, but the village chief in front had already led everyone towards the ancestral hall: "Don't worry, our ancestors love us and will not put all future generations in danger."

When he said this, the hand holding the crutch couldn't help but tremble, obviously he was a little unsure.