Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

A large group of people came to the ancestral hall. No one had cleaned it for a long time, and the plaque outside had become dusty.

Taking a basin, a towel, and some meat-filled dumplings to be eaten at the wedding as tributes, the village chief took the lead, took a deep breath, and entered the ancestral hall after all the work was done.

Xu Ye looked at him and felt as though he was dead.

It was very quiet inside the ancestral hall.

There are hundreds of tablets lined up inside, and only the village chiefs of the past generations and those who have made outstanding contributions to the village are worshiped here.

If everyone died and were left here, the ancestral hall would be blown up.

There are three tablets placed separately on the middle table, along with candles and incense burners.

Village chief: "This is our first generation ancestor, a wealthy businessman. After the war, he migrated here with the remaining clan members."

Rich businessman?

Xu Ye's first reaction was to think, how could that bitch be so virtuous now that he had to wait until his wedding to eat even a piece of pork. This village is not good, it is incomparable with the minds of our ancestors.

"This junior is unfilial and wants to take something from my ancestors. The Taoist priest who was sealed here ten years ago brought along his clothes."

After saying this, he turned to look at the people behind him: "Why don't you kneel down and kowtow? As long as we sincerely make requests to our ancestors, I believe that with his old man's magnanimity, he will not make things too difficult for us."

The villagers knelt down one after another as instructed, leaving Xu Ye standing alone and conspicuous.

The village chief was angry: "Gouwazi, why don't you kneel down?"

Xu Ye glanced at him with a strange expression: "Grandpa, I am here for the good of Xiaohuai Village."

In fact, Xu Ye didn't care whether he was kneeling or not. He was now Gouwazi, a member of Xiaohuai Village, and it was natural for him to kneel to his ancestors.

But just now, when he was about to kneel down, the Satan collar in his pocket started to stir, like boiling water, getting hot.

The village chief laughed angrily: "Who do you think you are, Daluo Immortal, doing this for the sake of Xiaohuai Village?"

"I'm telling you, kneel down quickly, kowtow a few more times, and apologize to our ancestors. I'll settle the rest of the battle with you when I go back."

"Grandpa, I really can't kneel." Xu Ye insisted.

After saying this, he lit candles in front of the first three tablets. Suddenly one was extinguished, and a cold snort came from the air.

The village chief was sweating profusely: "It's over, it's over, our ancestors are angry."

The village chief was so angry that he was shaking all over. He finally mustered up the courage to open the ancestral hall. At the critical moment, an unfilial prick appeared. How could he tolerate this?

He immediately said, "Here, I will tie him up today, but I will also tie him up until he kowtows."

Several big men stood up immediately and came over aggressively.

Xu Ye: "I don't need you, I can do it myself."

His knees just bent an arc,

With a loud bang, the tablet in front of him trembled crazily, and a few seconds later, he actually fell off the altar.

Xu Ye bent a little more.

"what!"

A shrill scream could be heard in the air, and three figures could be seen slowly emerging from the fallen tablet. They were light and legless, like a ball of condensed gas.

After the villagers saw their faces clearly, they shouted in shock: "Old ancestor~"

A beam of red light flashed, as if they had suffered a heavy blow, and the three ghosts were wiped out in front of their descendants.

There were roars one after another in the room,

This behavior is almost engraved in the genes of the villagers. When an elder dies, they subconsciously shout out.

Xu Ye blinked innocently: "Then shall I still kneel?"

Village chief: "Shut up."

After seeing the scene just now, the villagers immediately backed away and stayed away from him. Okay, if we can’t afford to offend him, can we still avoid him?

The village chief was immersed in grief for a long time.

But he suddenly reacted,

That's not right, the ancestor is gone and has disappeared.

Then should he just take the things out? Anyway, the things themselves were suppressed in the ancestral hall.

Thinking about it this way, things become simpler. It’s just that I feel sorry for my ancestors.

The village chief felt guilty and shouted: "Don't blame us, don't blame our ancestors."

While moving quickly, he walked under the table where the memorial tablet was enshrined, opened the cabinet door, and took out a package from inside.

A Taoist robe that washes hair white, and a piece of dust used by Taoists.

The village chief groped with his hands in his clothes. After a while, he took out a yellow talisman paper and said, "Found it."

He was overjoyed: "Unexpectedly, it went quite smoothly. Ever since the old Taoist was burned to death and his ashes were buried under the memorial tablet, the ancestral hall has been haunted."

The villagers asked: "Is there something wrong with the ashes? How about we dig them out and take a look."

The village chief looked at a small mound of soil next to him: "Go, go, what a bad idea you came up with, you are responsible for digging up something."

"But the ancestor is gone. What if this thing comes out again..."

Village chief: "Bah, stop talking nonsense."

His voice became louder and louder, as if to embolden himself: "Except for the three in front of me, there are so many ancestors in the ancestral hall, so don't be afraid."

After saying the word "not afraid", he patted his butt and quickly led everyone out of the ancestral hall.

Xu Ye fell behind, and in the spirit of a wild goose plucking its feathers, he collected the floating dust and shouted:

"Wait for me."

The body of the man in front of him trembled, and an afterimage appeared under his feet.

……

The group of people came to the big locust tree and reattached the talisman paper, which was considered done.

The village chief clapped his hands: "Okay, we're done. Let's go back to our homes and find our mothers."

"To avoid suspicion, the wedding will be held tomorrow."

Barrage: "I thought it wouldn't be held."

"After all, so many people just died today, so the funeral shouldn't take a while."

"Good guy, I call you good guy, these people must be so hungry that they insist on getting married."

……

Xu Ye slept well that night, but the other chosen ones were not so lucky.

Their progress bar was much slower than Xu Ye's.

Without the help of the big locust tree, the chosen ones need to find the scissors and the urn themselves and collect the two items.

Most people choose to take action that night, when there is no one around.

[Rule [-]: There are many ancestors enshrined in the ancestral hall. They love you. You can ask for some objects from them. As long as you show enough respect to them and turn the tablets, your wish will be fulfilled. 】

What should I do if I have enough respect for my ancestors?

Just kneel down.

As a result, when many of the chosen ones received the urn, their knees were stiff, their legs were trembling from kneeling for too long, and their foreheads were stained with blood.

Of course, there are some people who believe that kneeling to ancestors is a feudal superstition, so they choose to throw the ashes directly from the soil. These people are without exception, and the screen quickly turns black.

In fact, it's not that they didn't see the rules, or they were just taking chances.

The chosen one of a certain country, who was thirteen or fourteen years old, stood on the spot and said boldly: "I can kneel to heaven and kneel to my parents, why should I kneel to you?"