Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye got up and washed up, picked up the biscuits bought yesterday, and had breakfast.

Although the rules say that you must eat within 24 hours, it does not say that you can only eat once in 24 hours.

If conditions permit, he still chooses to fill his stomach first according to his normal schedule.

A normal person can only eat one meal a day.

Xu Ye waved his arms, looking particularly energetic.

Barrage: "Axi, I always feel that this food has an impact on the condition of the Chosen One."

"Bagh Yalu, do our country's chosen ones live for a living? How come no one has discovered this?"

"So what if you know, don't think about it. Generally, it's good enough for the chosen ones to have a full meal. As for Xu Ye, who can still have a full meal in the dungeon? It's simply unimaginable."

Time flies, and soon it’s afternoon.

During this period, many chosen ones chose to "reminisce" with their old classmates, hoping to get some useful information.

It's just that the effect is not very satisfactory...

Classmate A: "Please vote for my child."

The Chosen One: "Do we have a good relationship?"

"Of course, dear."

The Chosen One: "Can I borrow some money from you?"

Classmate a: "..."

The other party has blocked you.

……

Classmate B: "I heard that you are not married yet. Can we sit down and chat together in the afternoon?"

The Chosen One: "Okay, it's my honor."

Three seconds later, a voice came from the other side, mixed with an angry curse:

"Go away, you even dare to worry about my woman. What's going on? I was away on business for half a year and she had a baby in her belly for two months. It's yours, right?"

"Wait for me, I will come to your door now to take charge of you."

The Chosen One listened to the voice in aggrieved tone. What's going on? He didn't even hold his hand, but he actually gave birth to a good boy.

As luck would have it, an hour later, someone knocked on the door.

A big man with a green glow on his forehead ran in holding a hatchet and chopped the chosen ones into mincemeat without any care.

……

After such a whole morning of commotion, the audience discovered an extremely heart-wrenching fact.

On this day, it seems that it is better not to chat. In addition to not collecting useful information, it is also easy to cause trouble for yourself through the screen.

Then he turned his head and looked at the live broadcast rooms of several veteran chosen ones, and found that everyone was quietly doing their own thing, and no one came out to chat.

Is it possible that they have predicted the outcome in advance?

……

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Xu Ye went out on time.

The party starts at six o'clock. The distance from home to the hotel is 9.8 kilometers, which only takes about ten minutes.

But that was the journey time in the real world, and Xu Ye didn't dare to gamble.

After all, in Rules and Ghost Stories, anything can happen.

The countries were very happy because this time, they finally didn't show any signs of stupidity and all the chosen ones set off early.

The battery I charged the car when I got up in the morning was not full, but it should be no problem until the chosen one goes to the meeting place.

Barrage: "I was scared to death. I thought it was just like at work, someone was pinching me."

"Haha, that's wrong. After all, being late for work costs you money, but this one costs your life."

"I'm never late because I regard money as my life."

……

Xu Ye came to the underground garage.

I saw a sneaky man lying on the car window from a distance.

"Wang Wang Wang ~"

As the saying goes, it is instinct for dogs to guard homes and homes, although Xu Ye only entered the strange story last night.

But after a round of inspection, Caigou has automatically classified the car as his own property.

Now that he saw that some blind thing dared to touch his property, he immediately rushed forward.

"Ah - it hurts, it hurts~"

The person in front covered his butt with both hands and jumped up angrily: "Whose dog is this? There are no rules at all. Be careful I feed you rat poison."

Then, he saw a big yellow dog with a human expression on his face and smiled contemptuously at it.

He rubbed his eyes, a little unsure. Was he just being teased by a dog?

Simply shameful.

But before he could get angry, the man was bitten even more fiercely. When he turned his head for the nth time, he finally found Xu Ye, who had been watching the show with his chest folded next to him.

"Oh, old classmate, I've finally waited for you, come and help me."

After saying that, without waiting for his answer, he rushed forward with a quick stride, his butt swaying, eager to divert trouble to the east.

The man hid behind Xu Ye, and the dog rushed forward. Seeing that he was about to attack, he stopped abruptly two centimeters away from Xu Ye, and stretched out his tongue to lick Xu Ye's palm flatteringly.

"Be good, don't move, sit still."

The dish dog immediately became like a human being, "sitting" dignifiedly on the spot.

"Oh my God, is this your dog?"

Seeing that the situation was under control, the man walked out from behind Xu Ye tremblingly.

"Are you...Wang Kangquan?"

Xu Ye carefully identified it and confirmed. He found that although he had remembered all the people in the photo last night, he still needed some time to confirm when he actually saw them.

More than ten years have passed, and Wang Kangquan is taller and stronger than in his junior high school graduation photo. People who are truly familiar with and have lived with them can still recognize them by seeing the shadow of their childhood from the rough outline of their faces.

But these are not important, Xu Ye has his own memory method.

For example, he could tell at a glance yesterday that the difference between Wang Kangquan and others was that he always liked to frown at a young age, which resulted in three vertical lines naturally gathering between his eyebrows, which looked like the Chinese character Sichuan. This feature is not available to other students.

So Xu Ye made up a formula for himself. The character for Sichuan is Wang Kangquan, and Wang Kangquan is Sichuan.

Based on this feature, the problem of face blindness was quickly treated.

"It's harmful, isn't it?"

"I called you to pick me up yesterday, but you didn't reply. I had no choice but to come here by myself."

"We haven't seen each other for so many years. It's okay for old classmates to get in the car."

Wang Kangquan asked shamelessly.

"How did you get here?" Xu Ye checked the map yesterday and remembered that this classmate Wang was ten kilometers away from him.

If the other party also drove here, why did he have to stop here just to save half the gas money?

Wang Kangquan shrank his feet subconsciously. They were a pair of beanie shoes, worn under tight pants, covered with dust: "Of course they came here."

He explained angrily: "I don't have any hobbies. I just like to exercise."

"Oh." Xu Ye replied calmly, his face expressionless, and he didn't know whether he believed it or not.

Finally, I felt that it was impolite to speak like this, so I added:

"What a walking boy."

Maybe it was because Xu Ye was easier to talk to, or maybe it was because he was more careless. The memory of being chased all over the place by a dishonest dog just now was completely forgotten in the blink of an eye.

After Xu Ye got in the car, Wang Kangquan sat down in the passenger seat without saying hello and started chattering: "I say, since this is your dog, you must learn to take care of it."

"Don't provoke this and that every day. You are a human being, how can you still make an animal suppress your head?"

"I won't argue with you about what happened this time. I'll just pay 1000 yuan as compensation for my mental damages."

Quiet,

As soon as Wang Kangquan finished saying these words, even the wind stopped blowing around him.

The barrage audience gasped: "Hey, is there anything wrong with his mind? How dare you make Mr. Xu Ye pay for it."

"I'm sure that looking at Mr. Xu Ye's expression, he is already angry."

"Man, you're done. You've completely caught his attention."

……

In the strange world, facing Xu Ye's dark eyes, Wang Kangquan always felt that something was wrong. In my impression, this guy has always been weak and has been bullied by me since he was a child.

Apart from being good at studying, he has almost no merit. He is as weak as a chicken and is often carried around by others.

He shook his head, getting rid of the sense of crisis that suddenly appeared in his mind, and asked carelessly:

"What do you think of this proposal?"