Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Wang Kangquan asked Xu Ye what he proposed, and what he was greeted with was a flying bag that flew from the inside of the car onto the ground outside and rolled several times in a row.

The left cheek swelled rapidly, reaching a height of five centimeters, like rising dough.

Xu Ye stepped on the clutch, and the car suddenly made a buzzing sound.

He didn't even look back at the embarrassed man on the ground, and planned to just set off.

Wang Kangquan: "You can't do this to me. We are all old classmates. Your behavior is called burning bridges by crossing the river."

"If you didn't take me with you and went to the class reunion later, I would have to ask everyone to comment."

This is an open complaint. I can't do anything to you on my own. But if the fact that you beat up your old classmate Xu Ye and refused to take you there in person would be a bad reputation if it were publicized.

When the time comes, let’s see how you still manage to get along in the class.

Seeing that Xu Ye seemed to have listened, Wang Kangquan took the opportunity to make a request:

"As long as you drag me to the restaurant, I'll pretend nothing happened."

Xu Ye was stunned, is this the brain circuit of the aborigines who lived in the dungeon?

Even if he walked twenty kilometers and was beaten into a bear, under such difficult circumstances, he still had to attend the class reunion on his knees.

It seems that the word "not going" does not exist in their dictionary at all.

In the final analysis, both the chosen ones participating in the copy and the strange creatures inside are all invisibly controlled by the big hand of Guitan, and the corresponding rules cannot be violated.

Xu Ye glanced at him with a weird expression.

The audience in the barrage was very anxious: "What should I do? Rule [-] clearly states that you cannot go to a restaurant with other people."

"But if Mr. Xu Ye doesn't agree, then this classmate named Wang Kangquan will use his influence to talk nonsense in the party. Wouldn't it be equivalent to offending all the classmates and greatly reducing the clearance rate of the dungeon? .”

"This won't work, that won't work either, what do you think we should do? Damn those weird rules."

In the copy, Xu Ye chose to agree to the other party's proposal.

He got down from the driving position first, frowned at the person squatting on the ground, and slapped him again under the horrified gaze of the other person.

This time it's the right side of the face.

Then left cheek, then right cheek, then left cheek.

After both cheeks were completely swollen to a high level, Xu Ye breathed a sigh of relief and said apologetically: "Sorry, brother, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, so I will take you on the road."

Wang Kangquan sighed, I can't bear it.

Wait until the class reunion to see how I deal with you.

He thought Xu Ye would continue to let him sit in the passenger seat like he just did.

But no, Xu Ye grabbed the person by the collar and threw him into the back seat, side by side with Cai Gou.

"Just make do with it, big brother. This is my pet dog, which has been with me since I was a child. As for the beastly words you just said, please don't say them again. I'm not happy to hear them."

"He is my partner. In my mind, he is no different from a good friend. He is definitely not comparable to a beast." Xu Ye choked up twice when he finished speaking.

The word "beast" appears twice in a paragraph, reminding him all the time that he just cursed a person, no, a dog.

But the problem is that if you scold me, this dog can understand it.

He carefully looked to the side,

Sure enough, after hearing this, Caigou first had tears in his eyes and looked at Xu Ye very moved.

Then, he turned his head and turned towards Wang Kangquan again, grinning immediately.

This bastard did it on purpose!

Wang Kangquan's face turned green with fright, and his cheeks that had been slapped red instantly turned into the color of pig liver. But soon, it turned back to blood red.

Because this time, his cheek was no longer a problem.

A large piece of meat was bitten off by the vegetable dog next to him, causing him to bleed.

The beast seemed to be quite disgusted with it. After biting it, he pooped a few times, then opened the window and spat out the meat in his mouth.

Is his meat that tasteless?

Wang Kangquan was so bullied that he doubted his life. But he didn't dare to resist. He finally understood that the one on the driver's seat was petty, and if he did anything wrong again, he probably wouldn't get any benefits.

It's better to just sit in the car and endure it for a while. When you get there, you'll have a better night.

……

On Chen Yue's side, he was sitting in the driver's seat, with the surrounding windows tightly sealed.

Wang Kangquan was lying on the window, beating him constantly and strongly demanding that he be taken away.

Chen Yue originally wanted to ignore it and start the car directly, but Wang Kangquan's threatening words made him fall into deep thought.

Rule Monster always likes to pose this kind of problem to people.

After thinking for a while, he gave the answer: "Yes."

"You sit on the roof of the car."

[Rule [-]: If someone asks you to go to a restaurant with you, please refuse. If you can't refuse, please avoid riding in the same car with him. 】

Avoid being in a car, so putting Wang Kangquan outside the car shouldn't be considered a violation of the rules, right?

Chen Yue tried to fix some kind of bug.

As soon as his suggestion came out, the live broadcast room was filled with excitement: "Fuck, that makes so much sense. As expected of Chen Yue, No. 1 under Xu Ye."

"If Mr. Xu Ye's behavior is a bit abnormal, I would rather call him Lao Liu than the one in front of me."

"I heard that Chen Yue was also brought out by boss Xu Ye. He often makes up for classes in private."

For a time, the audience in the Dragon Kingdom was talking a lot.

Unknowingly, everyone's values ​​​​seem to be changing. Pervert and Lao Liu, who used to be indifferent to blood and extremely disliked it, can now say a lot of words to praise each other.

Lin Guobiao, who was in the strange talk bureau, sighed repeatedly, wondering whether this change was good or bad.

Finally, it was Liang Xing who spoke: "Don't just focus on Chen Yue and Xu Ye. Their values ​​are very upright. They only deal with weird and perverted people and never hurt innocent people."

Ever since Liang Xing downloaded a dungeon with Xu Ye, he shamelessly posted on his social account: "Boss Xu Ye personally guides, Xu Ye is my disciple." These words.

In addition, he is a member of the Weitan Bureau, and now this account has hundreds of millions of fans, and his words are quite influential.

Comment area: "It makes sense. Mr. Xu Ye has very upright views. We must take the best of him and prevent him from engaging in crooked ways to ruin his reputation."

"Brother Xu Ye is a top student. I must study hard and work hard to get into college."

"When you say this, does it mean that the official statement is proving that Xu Ye is a pervert?"

The last sentence was posted by an account named Orange Evening News. As expected of a media person, his speech was really sharp and he caught the key points immediately, leaving Liang Xing stunned for a moment.

But he didn't reply.

This attitude, in the eyes of everyone, was regarded as acquiescence, and they couldn't help but take a breath.

……

In the world of weird talk, Chen Yue came up with a good way to let Weiyi sit on the roof of the car, but Wang Kangquan was not happy: "Why, this is how you treat your old classmates, let me in, I want to sit in the passenger seat."

As he said that, he started banging on the door. The force was much stronger than before, with the attitude that if you don't let me in today, I will open the door and sit in myself.

"You really know how to enjoy it. Why don't you sit on the roof of the car and I'll drive?" Wang Kangquan asked angrily.

Barrage: "It doesn't seem impossible, as long as the two of them are separated into different spaces."

"Chen Yue, why don't you feel aggrieved first? He is a scoundrel. If he can't be offended, he can't hide."