Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Chen Yue raised his pistol, pointing the black muzzle at Weird's chest, exuding an intimidating aura: "I'll give you one more chance to reorganize your language."

Wang Kangquan: "..."

"Hey, I was joking with you just now, don't mind, old classmate."

"Just sit, I like to sit on the roof of the car the most."

Hearing the sound of climbing above his head, Chen Yue blew into the muzzle of the gun and retracted the weapon.

It's such a useful prop. Although there are no bullets inside, it can be used accurately when shocking people.

At this time, Chen Yue deeply understood a truth, what is the power of a fox pretending to be a tiger.

The name of this method is not good, but it is easy to use.

He sighed, not knowing when he would get a few more bullets.

The score of the last ghost talk was not low, but I only got a few defensive items, test tube injections and the like, which did not improve my attack power.

Why don't you go back and find boss Xu Ye to find a solution?

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On the other side, Ivan from the Ice Bear Country was sitting in the car.

Wang Kangquan: "If you dare not take me with you, I won't let you go when you go to the class reunion."

Ivan scratched his head: "I won't take you with me anymore, how can you go to the party?"

Wang Kangquan roared angrily: "I will walk there even if I walk. I have already hiked ten kilometers in the morning, so what if I have another ten kilometers? Don't force me."

Ivan: "By the time you walk over, the class reunion may be over."

Wang Kangquan: "You can try it."

He threatened: "Unless I die, I will crawl to the Imperial Hotel today even if I crawl."

"Oh."

A sinister smile appeared on Ivan's face, as if he suddenly realized: "Your brain is better."

Wang Kangquan: "What do you mean? I don't understand what you said..."

"It's okay, you'll understand soon." As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Kangquan saw his back.

He is a human, how can he see his own back?

Oh, I understand, it turned out that someone had screwed off my head.

As soon as this thought came out, blood flowed out of his neck like a fountain.

Ivan patted his palms and walked to the nearby faucet to wash it off a few times: "Thank you. If I had relied on myself, I would never have thought of such a good solution."

If you can't ride with someone in the car together, and you don't want the other person to go to the class reunion and say bad things about you, then wouldn't it be enough to just kill the person?

Barrage: "Damn...it's so bloody. I feel so good for no reason."

"Wang Kangquan shot himself in the foot this time. If he hadn't acted shamelessly, how could Ivan have thought of a way to kill him?"

"This incident tells us a truth. In the real world, we must not constantly seek death and threaten others with our own death. Maybe it will come true one day."

"That's right, retweet +1"

"Forward +1"

"I forwarded it to my wife, who slapped me in the face and told me that if I didn't finish today's housework, she would kill me..."

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In the Dragon Kingdom, Xu Ye set off with people.

After getting in the car, I discovered that the car seemed to be driving automatically. As long as you connected the mobile phone map to the computer and entered the destination, you could automatically find your way along the navigation system.

Xu Ye understood and thought that this should be a benefit for the chosen ones who can't drive.

After all, dying in a ghost story because of breaking the rules is considered a normal cause.

But if someone dies due to a probabilistic event like not knowing how to drive, it would be too unfair. Then shouldn’t everyone learn to get a driver’s license before entering into the weird rules?

As a copy of the game, the strange rules reveal everything that is both reasonable and unreasonable.

The roads in the strange world are also different from the real world. In just a few kilometers, there are wide cement roads and rugged dirt roads that only appear in the wilderness.

No, Xu Ye's car stopped again.

The reason was that a large group of monkeys appeared in front of me, crossing the road.

It seemed that they were moving collectively from the woods on the left to the hill on the right. There were so many monkeys that the entire road was crowded with monkeys, making it look like a chaotic place.

Navigation tips: "The road ahead is crowded, please slow down and drive slowly. The estimated travel time is 20 minutes."

"Okay, there's a traffic jam." Xu Ye knocked on the steering wheel and said helplessly.

Just as he was sitting there bored and wondering if he should use the King Pesticide again, several monkeys ran over and lay on the car glass.

They seemed to rarely see cars. They curiously touched and touched various places, as if they had never seen the world.

Sure, these are country monkeys.

The monkey came to the front window, faced the cold chainsaw in Xu Ye's hand, and left wisely.

The monkey came to the window on the right side of the back seat, and the dishonor grinned, which startled the monkey.

Oh my god, dogs are the worst dogs to mess with in their country.

Finally, the monkey came to the window on the other side of the back seat and saw Wang Kangquan.

This one seems to be the weakest, and they can easily bully it.

Xu Ye was sitting in the car looking at his cell phone when he suddenly heard the monkey behind him making a noise and chirping several times.

Immediately afterwards, more and more monkeys who were supposed to be crossing the road in front were summoned and came towards him.

They chirped excitedly, pointed at the car, and showed great interest.

Xu Ye frowned,

Because at this time, the navigation spoke again:

"Ding, we have detected increased congestion on the road ahead. The estimated travel time is 120 minutes."

"Two 10 minutes turned into two hours. Then by the time we get to the restaurant, the day lilies will also be cold."

Xu Ye didn't allow such a thing to happen and got out of the car immediately.

He picked up Wang Kangquan with one hand and threw it towards the monkey group.

The electric saw is too small. It needs something with a larger area to increase the contact area with the monkeys.

Wang Kangquan instantly transformed into a human weapon and served Xu Ye.

Under Xu Ye's strong attack, the surrounding monkeys retreated.

But monkeys, as the most similar creatures to humans, are very flexible in their movements.

No, there were still two fish that slipped through the net. When Xu Ye wasn't paying attention, they pulled hard and tore off one of Wang Kangquan's legs.

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Dear friends, please remind me a little more, what if it comes true?