Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Such a heartwarming scene made many viewers hiding behind the screen express their love: "What a cute little snow dumpling, come let auntie pinch her face."

"Xu Ye is your father, can you let your aunt be your mother?"

"Come on, my urine is the yellowest, so I'll wake him up."

……

The performance of each chosen person in this level is different. Except for Xu Ye, who received a tip from his son and successfully bought orchids, the other chosen people all made a choice on whether to buy flowers or not.

Luo Lan from Sakura Country chose small daisies that are similar in color to orchids and equally fresh and elegant.

Chen Yue accepted the clerk's suggestion and bought a bouquet of white lilies.

However, before that, he first asked his son's opinion: "This bouquet of flowers is given to mom by both of us. What do you think of the lilies?"

"Dad, it's okay."

Without the blessing of the experience of eating steak in the restaurant, Xiaoxing's attitude towards the Chosen One was lukewarm, like a cold, expressionless child with no trace of cuteness.

Chen Yue felt relieved and took out a wallet from his suit pocket. After counting, he bought all the remaining lilies in the store.

Barrage: "He is so rich."

"Chen Tuhao Yue."

“But isn’t it a bit of a waste of money to buy so many?”

"What do you know? If the orchids are gone, of course I have to buy more lilies to make up for it and improve my wife's favorability."

"It makes sense. Other chosen ones don't dare to spend all the money in their bags. They want to keep some for themselves. Only veteran chosen ones like Chen Yue have the confidence to spend money."

Park Puchang from Kimchi Country was different from the previous two. He did not choose to buy flowers. Instead, he found a grocery store in the mall and bought a pair of rubber gloves for dishwashing.

As for the other chosen ones, most of them chose to refuse to buy after seeing that there were no orchids and went home empty-handed.

Compared with buying orchids to please their wives, they are more afraid of the trouble and disaster that will bring to themselves if they buy the wrong thing. This is a rather conservative way to pass the level.

……

It's a long journey back home from the mall, but it's not a long journey.

But there is a small playground where you can play with bumper cars.

Seeing Xiaoxing looking over there with envy, many of the chosen ones hurried away with their children, coaxing and coaxing: "Be good, I will bring you to play next time, I will definitely do it next time."

"Dad has no money. Go home and ask mom for some."

"What are you playing for? Have you finished your homework?"

It is still a conservative clearance strategy. As we all know, in the world of ghost stories, the more unknown the place, the more awe you must maintain.

Rule [-] clearly states that bumper cars are dangerous. Even if many people doubt the correctness of the rules, they dare not challenge it easily.

Curiosity killed the cat, who knows what dangerous things might happen while playing with bumper cars.

However, there were a few chosen ones who had the courage to send their sons to bumper cars, hoping to increase their goodwill with their sons.

Time passed quickly, one hour, two hours... It was almost six o'clock in the afternoon, and the Chosen One was outside anxiously shouting, asking the child to go home. However, my son, who was already having fun, didn't hear it at all...

[Ding, 31 chosen ones including the Beer Country, Japan Country, Dragon Country, etc. were swallowed up by ghost stories. 】

On the Dragon Kingdom side, Xu Ye took his son directly onto the bumper car. After wandering around the small game venue for a few minutes and knocking over a few passers-by, Xu Ye held the steering wheel and shouted: " Let's go."

"boom!"

The bumper car crashed over the fence and flew directly out of the venue, with the front of the car dented into a large area.

Several amusement park staff chased after them: "Wait, you can't..."

The car sped away, leaving behind only the harsh hum of the wheels scraping against the road.

In the driver's seat, Xiaoxing held her head upright. When she just rushed out of the railing, she accidentally broke her neck.

After experiencing such a "brutal and exciting" exercise, Xiaoxing not only did not feel uncomfortable, but she sat in her seat and shouted happily: "Huh, huhu, it's so exciting, the little speedster is coming~"

……

In the Ice Bear Kingdom, unlike other chosen ones who stood outside the game area and watched their sons play, Ivan, like Xu Ye, went out to participate in the game in person.

Everything was fine at first, with Xiaoxing driving and Ivan shouting for help. But when the time came to around five o'clock in the afternoon, my son showed no signs of stopping.

Ivan became angry, snatched the steering wheel from his son, and started rampaging around the venue.

He increased the power of the bumper car to the maximum and crashed into the surrounding "enemies" desperately. Soon, Ivan was bruised and bruised, and a big blood stain appeared on his forehead.

But those who were hit were even worse. The car overturned directly to the ground, and the children inside ran out and cried.

"Wow, wow, you are bullying a child, I want to go home and tell my dad..."

Within 10 minutes, all the bumper cars in the venue were damaged. Everyone went back to complain in pain. No one was willing to stand up and play with their son. This entertainment game called bumper cars was suspended.

When the two came out of the game area, the son's attitude was obviously much better than before. Although not as good as Xu Ye, he was at least willing to show a friendly smile to Ivan.

"I know there's a flower shop nearby."

Ivan didn't buy flowers originally. As a straight man, he couldn't appreciate the beauty of this thing at all. But under the guidance of his son, he successfully bought a bouquet of orchids.

The audience understands that rule three can indeed be disobeyed, provided that you can find a way in time to get your son out of the car within the stipulated time.

in addition,

[Rule [-]: It is not important to increase your son’s favorability. 】

This is also wrong.

I didn’t see Xu Ye and Ivan. After playing with their sons, they both gained benefits that other chosen ones did not have.

……

In the strange world, under the guidance of his son, Xu Ye returned home smoothly.

In fact, there are navigation software on mobile phones, but when I go back to my home, I have to look at the map frequently, which is somewhat out of tune with the surrounding environment.

Xu Ye directly gave up the driving rights of the bumper car to his son, which not only saved himself trouble, but also promoted the relationship between father and son.

My residence is a place called "Happiness Community", with a total of nineteen floors, and the Chosen One's home is on the eighteenth floor.

"Happy community?" Xu Ye rarely complained.

I don’t know what’s going on. It’s obviously a weird world, but I still like to give myself names like Happiness, Yucai, and Dihao. In the real world, names that have very good meanings at first glance.

It seems that you have to start this way to show your level.

As soon as he entered the house, there was a large entrance hall. Xu Ye took off his leather shoes and put them in the cabinet next to him, and changed into a pair of slippers.

There are three bedrooms and one living room in the house. The living room is spacious and bright. It can be seen that the owner of this home loves cleanliness very much.

Returning to the master bedroom, he took off the suit he was not used to and changed into ordinary home clothes. Xu Yelai came to the sofa in the living room and watched TV leisurely.

My son has returned to his room since he entered the house. No one responded to his calls, and he didn't know what he was doing.

Xu Ye ordered a cat and a dog to search the house carefully, but found no new rules.

He didn't doubt the abilities of cats and dogs, they were both weird and their search ability was stronger than his own.

"Is it because the time is not up and I have to wait until my wife comes back?"

Xu Ye murmured to himself, Peppa Pig was still playing on the TV.

This reminded him of the scene when he participated in the first dungeon [Warm Home], and he couldn't help but think of the lovely Sadako again.

Thinking about it, it has been quite a while since I entered the first dungeon, and I still miss it a little bit.

……

Xu Ye adjusted a few more channels. At this time, the door handle of the room turned.

A very intellectual woman wearing a black suit and a hip-hugging skirt opened the door and walked in.

Unlike her exquisite dress, the woman's face was as pale as paper, without a trace of blood. In her hand she was carrying a large bag of fresh ingredients that she had just purchased from the supermarket. He walked towards the living room, his body shaky with every step he took.

If he hadn't met such a person in a strange world, Xu Ye would have no doubt that he was going to die soon.

On the spacious and bright living room table, small orchids are decorated like white jade, exuding a light and elegant fragrance.

A trace of gentleness appeared on the woman's tired face, and she spoke softly to Xu Ye:

"Husband, are you out today?"

"Why did you go?"

This is a fatal question, because Rule [-] clearly states that you are not allowed to lie to your wife.

But the name of this copy is [Love each other as a family]

Telling your wife truthfully about your date with your lover will inevitably arouse her anger and ruin the family atmosphere. It might even cause immeasurable consequences.