Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

The vast majority of people choose to lie, and they find a suitable reason for themselves and call it a "white lie."

"I lied to maintain this shaky home. It was not intentional. As a wife, you should understand me."

There were even a few chosen ones who didn't buy bouquets. When their wives asked what they were doing when they went out, they directly replied that they didn't go out.

The wife's face became solemn and she stared at the chosen one without saying a word.

Barrage: "Bagaya Road, it's dead, you fool, don't you just ask your son if you've ever gone out?"

"A poor excuse. It should be said that I went out to play with my son. No wife would be angry about this matter."

"Yeah, my son didn't see me on the date."

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Ivan from the Ice Bear Country scratched his head and head for a long time when his wife asked him. He couldn't think of any reasonable excuse. In the end, he simply chose to abide by the rules and tell the truth.

"But I ignored her and came back with my son soon." Ivan explained anxiously.

Unexpectedly, the imagined storm did not appear. After listening to his words, his wife showed a smile on her face.

He said comfortingly to the uneasy Ivan: "Just come back."

The gentle words were like spring breeze and rain. Ivan, a [-]-pound strong man, was so moved that he almost cried on the spot.

I wonder which man feels dissatisfied and guilty after cheating on his wife, and feels even more guilty when his wife treats him so well.

Ivan cursed in his heart, the character he played was not a human being before.

Some men in the barrage said: "Cry to death, fairies, have you seen this? This is the best solution to cheating. Use a man's guilt to make him come back to you."

"Come back and give this scumbag to your mistress."

"Wait a minute, judging from the wife's behavior, doesn't it mean that she already knew what her husband was doing out in the afternoon. The reason why she asked again was to test her husband's honesty."

……

In the Weird Talk Bureau, a man wearing sunglasses and with silver hair in broad daylight, who looked a bit like a Taoist priest, stood on the ground, looked at the screen and spoke seriously:

"Things are troublesome."

Liang Xing looked at him curiously, because this was a family dungeon. To be on the safe side, Weird Talk Bureau specially invited a so-called love tutor who is popular on the Internet to come over for analysis.

Liang Xing was puzzled: "How should I put it? I think this wife is easy to get along with. As long as the chosen one doesn't seek death, maybe this dungeon can be passed easily."

The silver-haired man chuckled and looked at him contemptuously: "You don't understand women so much. If something goes wrong, there will be a monster."

"In a family, it is a normal relationship between husband and wife when the wife is wronged and angry and vents it out."

"Like now, without even anger, is it still a normal person's behavior? Just like you were slapped one day, and you turned around and smiled at the other person. If you are not a fool, it must be the other person, I have the valuable thing you asked for.”

"The value of something like this far exceeds the price of a slap."

"Hiss~" Liang Xing took a breath after hearing this and gave the other party a thumbs up: "As expected of an emotional mentor, his analysis is awesome."

"By the way, Master, you have been married for several years. Your family must be living a happy life with such a powerful management method."

"Uh...well, I'm actually still single."

……

dragon country,

Facing his wife's question, Xu Ye nodded calmly and admitted, and then told everything about what happened in the afternoon.

[Rule [-]: You'd better be sincere in front of your wife. 】

Xu Ye was very excited: "A person who came to interview and recruit people actually wanted to ask me to pay the bill during the meal. It was a beautiful idea. Fortunately, I was smart."

He talked non-stop, and with the idea that he must abide by Rule [-], Xu Ye talked for nearly two hours, describing everyone's actions and behaviors in detail, frame by frame.

The wife looked stunned.

From the expressionless face at the beginning, to the fake gentleness after hearing the truth, he finally couldn't stand it anymore, pointed at Xu Ye's nose and roared: "Shut up! It's not over yet."

After the scolding was over, the wife calmed down a little and regretted her irrational behavior just now.

Today's Xu Ye was simply poisonous. She had endured the emotions for several years and immediately broke through.

But after finally letting it out, my wife's face became much better than before, at least not so pale.

Realizing this, the woman glanced at Xu Ye with a complicated expression, said nothing, and carried the dishes to the kitchen to cook.

Xu Ye was left alone, touching the back of his head: "Why is she angry?"

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ps: Don’t worry, Bai Xun will appear in this copy