Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Park Puchang from Kimchi Country behaves differently from the Chosen Ones from other countries.

As soon as he entered the door, his shoes flew around and he placed them casually at the door. This seemed to be a personal habit he had developed all along.

When my wife came back, she saw the messy entrance hall and bent down to put things away, looking even more tired.

Park Puchang took out the newly purchased rubber gloves and handed them to his wife like a treasure.

"This is……?"

"Rubber gloves." Park Puchang said with concern: "You will wear these when washing dishes from now on. Don't catch a cold. I will feel bad."

"yue~" What he thought was his affectionate behavior caused the onlookers in the barrage to make crazy comments.

"No, Park Puchang, you are a grown man. You don't even make any money. Why do you still ask your wife to wash the dishes when you get home?"

"Rubber gloves... tsk tsk tsk, they make you feel cold. I really feel sorry for my wife. Why don't you help put away the dishes and chopsticks yourself."

"No wonder the fertility rate in Kimchi Country is close to 0. A few days ago, I heard someone say that the obstetrics and gynecology hospital in Kimchi Country posted a notice for pregnant women to wash all their husbands' clothes before giving birth. I thought it was a joke."

Strange talk about the world,

After listening to Park Puchang's introduction, his wife was obviously stunned for a moment, unable to turn around: "You felt sorry for me... and then you bought gloves?"

"How about it, are you impressed?" Pu Puchang said proudly: "Men don't do housework after marriage. Washing dishes is your responsibility. Although I can't help you share the burden, I still care about you."

"Thank you." The wife forced a smile and said, "You are really thoughtful."

Seeing his wife's good attitude, Park Puchang felt relieved and continued to sit back on the sofa, stretching his feet on the coffee table and eating melon seeds like an old man.

He didn't notice that the moment his wife turned around, her face became extremely cold.

Barrage: "What's going on? Park Puchang is still alive after everything is like this?"

"I'm telling you with a woman's sixth sense, my wife was clearly very unhappy just now."

"Hey, isn't there rule four? In order to maintain the family, the wife must tolerate any shortcomings of her husband."

The audience was talking a lot. Some people said that it is not an exaggeration for Park Puchang to die a hundred times. Some people held objections and believed that this was just a small family conflict and did not need to be brought to the forefront. The chosen ones will be able to clear this instance very quickly.

In the strange talk game, Liang Xing looked at the performance of the Chosen One on dozens of screens in front of him and analyzed: "No matter what flowers the Chosen One sends to his wife, it can relieve her fatigue, but other flowers are not as effective as orchids. "

"We still don't know what effect my wife's fatigue level has."

Silver-haired man: "Of course, no matter what the flowers are, they are all my husband's thoughts. Beautiful things can help relieve stress."

"Everything seems to be going well in this family, but a lazy and lazy husband, a mother who works during the day and does all the housework at night, and two disobedient children. All factors added together can barely maintain harmony on the surface, but things have long since changed on the inside. It’s rotten.”

"If you compare it to a pineapple, if the core is broken, sooner or later the skin will also rot."

Liang Xing gave a thumbs up: "As expected of an emotional master, his analysis is better than mine. So can you tell me why you don't have a girlfriend?"

……

In the world of strange stories, my wife was busy in the kitchen, Xu Ye was helping beside me, looking through the bag of ingredients I brought back, and soon I found a shopping receipt inside.

[rule b]

[Rule [-]: Remember, there are only four people in this family. 】

[Rule [-]: Eight o'clock every night is your time to drink medicine. Put the white pills in the drawer on the far right of the coffee table in the living room. Don't drink them by mistake. 】

[Rule [-]: "It" is evil and is best at disguising. Don't be deceived by it and don't believe anything it says. 】

[Rule [-]: Please do not leave the room after ten o'clock in the evening. Any movement outside the door has nothing to do with you. 】

[Rule [-]: Having sex with your wife can increase your favorability. 】

[Rule [-]: When a stranger’s voice comes from under the bed, please turn on the light immediately. 】

[Rule [-]: The bracelet you wear on your arm can cause a certain amount of damage to the weird, but you can only use it once. 】

[Rule [-]: Participation in the parent-teacher conference is a must, as it is conducive to family harmony. 】

There are eight more rules, plus the previous rule a, there are a total of fifteen rules, and I don’t know if there are more later.

"I have a headache. My brain is buzzing just by reading so many words, let alone writing them down and analyzing them one by one."

"Hey, it's so scary. What does Rule [-] mean? Is it possible that there are non-human beings in this family?"

"What, sleeping with your wife increases your favorability, is there such a good thing?"

……

After Xu Ye checked the rules, he took out something from his pocket. It was a string of dark beads, emitting a faint luster and looking a bit like obsidian.

When Xu Ye entered the dungeon for the first time, he recognized that it was a strange prop. In line with the principle of keeping the wool in place, he subconsciously took off the bracelet and kept it properly.

In this level, most of the Chosen Ones have good preservation bracelets.

Only a few unlucky ones accidentally lost their bracelets when they went out in the afternoon due to carelessness.

They were about to cry, having lost a strange item in vain. The rules said that the function of the bracelet was to cause damage to strange things, which was very powerful just to hear it.

This was a life-saving thing. Some of the chosen ones were so unwilling to do so that they ran out with their clothes on without their wives' permission.