Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"My name is Xiaoshuai."

As soon as Xu Ye entered the bar, his unique "cat tail" shape attracted the attention of a large number of customers.

In the nearest booth, a girl wearing a skirt stood up from the leather sofa: "Hi, is this handsome guy alone? Come over and have a drink."

The man who was sitting opposite the girl raised his head and glared at Xu Ye unhappily, his eyes full of warning.

Xu Ye simply ignored it and smiled at the girl in the skirt: "Yes, I think I should be called Marshal, but unfortunately it doesn't sound good."

"Yo yo yo ~" The woman glanced at Xu Ye somewhere ambiguously: "Is it big or not? My sister doesn't know yet."

The face of the man opposite her turned black, but maybe due to some reasons, he didn't have an attack on the spot.

Xu Ye imitated the other party's appearance, looked at the woman from top to bottom, and finally walked away silently.

The woman who stayed where she was: "..."

Although Xu Ye didn't say a word, she just felt that she had just been insulted.

……

The position in front of the bar is undoubtedly the most suitable. You can watch the bartender prepare the drinks and avoid the embarrassment of being talked to again.

"Hello, would you like a glass of wine?"

"I don't want to drink now, thank you." Xu Ye tried to refuse. There was no rule in the rules that you must drink alcohol when you come to the bar.

"Okay." The bartender is a young man, wearing a black tuxedo and looking very friendly.

He lay with his upper body on the bar, a little closer to Xu Ye: "You didn't encounter anything when you came here, right?"

"What happened?" Xu Ye was confused.

"Hey, you don't know. I recently heard that there are serial murderers at night. You have to be careful when going out. It's best to come in groups."

"My friend is not with me." Xu Ye lowered his eyelashes, feeling a little more lonely.

"Then when you come again next time, tell me the time, and I will stand at the door to greet you in advance."

Barrage: "Is this a friendly force? This bartender is so gentle."

"Oh my god, he is so nice."

"Why isn't he a villain? I can't trust anyone in Rules and Monsters right now."

"Anyway, if you tell the other party the time and have someone to respond, you won't have to be afraid of the murderer anymore. It has nothing to do with the purpose. Judging from the outcome, it is a good thing."

"Twelve o'clock, I'm not sure. It depends on when my mother goes to work." Xu Ye answered while scrolling through his phone.

The address book is very simple, only the phone number of "Mom" is saved.

Coupled with the fact that there were apps such as "Homework Help" and "Xiao Teng Classroom" on the screen, as well as the fact that there were no games on the phone, Xu Ye speculated that he must be a student.

At the same time, many of the chosen ones from other countries were also looking at their phones.

Ichiro Sato listened to the bartender's words and chatted with him with a smile on his face, but he was like a mirror in his heart.

If it hadn't been for the scene just at the door of the bar, he would have probably believed it.

The bartender seemed to have been caring for him in good faith, but the few words he said easily pushed the suspects out of the disappearance case and led him to suspect the people outside the bar.

If the middle-aged man who ate the chicken leg just now was really a murderer, why didn't he take it off when he saw his wanted poster?

The fewer things that are bad for you, the better, right?

Humph, there is definitely something wrong with this bartender.

He asked himself when he would come to the bar and said he would go out to pick her up. Could it be that he deliberately did not want to let himself come into contact with the middle-aged man and made an excuse?

With so many thoughts on his mind, Sato Ichiro secretly thought that if everything was as he analyzed, then the person in front of him was definitely a smart person with deep thoughts and difficult to deal with. Very different from appearance.

But the more this happens, the more he insists on contacting her.

Overturning the bartender's plan.

So Ichiro Sato spoke and said regretfully: "I also wanted to tell you the time in advance, but unfortunately my mother is very strict and I don't know if I can come out smoothly tomorrow."

Except for Pierre, Chen Yue and other veteran selected candidates were more cautious, while the other selected candidates immediately made an appointment with the bartender to arrive the next day.

……

The night was dark, and as time passed, the music in the bar changed and was replaced by a strange track:

"Love is a ray of light, green makes you panic~"

"Do you like green? Uh-huh~"

"You smell like his perfume~"

During this period, girls in skirts frequently looked at Xu Ye and kept making eye-catching glances.

Xu Ye saw the boy opposite her coming to the bar, asking the bartender for a green cocktail, and drank it in one gulp.

Xu Ye: "..."

"I suddenly have an urgent need to urinate and need to go to the toilet."

Different from some places in Xu Ye's previous dungeons, the toilet in this bar was spacious and clean. After draining the water, Xu Ye stood in front of the mirror and washed his hands. Suddenly, a clear ringing sound came from his pocket.

Taking a paper towel to dry the water on his hands, Xu Ye took out his cell phone. It was "Mom's" number.

The phone kept lying flat in the palm of my hand, beeping again and again until it stopped on its own.

At this moment, a figure appeared at the door of the toilet.

The boy who had just been drinking green wine at the bar staggered in and shouted: "Why, why doesn't she love me, why does Xiaomei change her heart?"

He staggered up to Xu Ye, his eyes seemed to be spitting fire, and asked unconvincedly: "How is this guy better than me?"

"You're just more handsome and taller. Are you older than me?"

He moved his gaze downward:

"It's bigger...it's really bigger." The man didn't care about other things, but this one was compared to him. He couldn't bear the blow and sat on the ground with his head in his hands and cried bitterly.

The sounds were getting louder and louder.

Xu Ye ignored him and went straight out of the toilet.

He touched his waist pocket with his palm, and sure enough, the rule was wrong. If he just obeyed the rules and answered the phone directly in the bathroom, his mother would definitely find evidence that he was not at home.

Yes, due to his status as a student and his text message records, Xu Ye guessed that he was a rebellious teenager who sneaked out to play at night.

Ten minutes later, a mechanical sound sounded:

[Ding, Sakura Country, Beer Country, Asan Country... and other 14 chosen ones were strangely swallowed. 】

A total of more than a hundred people participated in the strange rules talk, and in less than two hours, one-tenth of the people were lost.

The audience watched the replay one after another. It turned out that every chosen person who answered the phone in the bathroom would be dragged out of the bar by a middle-aged woman wearing high heels within a few minutes.

After a burst of screaming, the live broadcast room fell into a black screen.

Of course, apart from people like Xu Ye who were too smart to answer the phone, there were also quite a few chosen ones who simply ignored it because the atmosphere in the bar was so good and the music was too loud.

It can only be said that those people who happened to hear the ringtone of their mobile phones were not very lucky.

……

Xu Ye returned to the bar, and the tone changed again.

This time it’s a melodious and lively song, which makes people feel better when they listen to it.

In such an atmosphere, Xu Ye felt his mouth was dry and he wanted to have a glass of wine to cheer him up.