Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye held back and didn't drink.

Sometimes it’s best not to eat random things in the Rules and Ghost Stories, especially this unknown liquid.

Who knows if there might be something weird in there.

"If I were in the real world, I would drink arsenic, poison or Hex technology at most. It's different here..." Xu Ye murmured.

That impulse continues, not only psychologically,

Just like you need to eat when you are hungry, or pee when your bladder is full, Xu Ye now has a special urge to drink on a physiological level.

"You must hold back."

The more this happened, the less Xu Ye would touch that glass of wine.

There must be something wrong with the rule monsters that put so much effort into letting the Tempting Chosen One do something.

Xu Ye lowered his head, secretly competing with himself, and enjoying the happiness that he couldn't get.

During this period, he suddenly had an idea: "If a person drinks too much water but never goes to the toilet. Will a living person die from urination?"

"Why don't you try something weird next time..."

After the melodious music ended, a few young people in the middle who were about the same age as Xu Ye walked to the bar. Their hair was red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, and from a distance they looked like a bunch of gourd dolls.

Everyone ordered a glass of yellow wine and prepared to take the wine glass back to their seats. One of the young men with purple hair took a sip on the spot:

"Hehehe, it tastes so good."

Even though he only took a sip, his cheeks started to turn a little red, making people wonder if he was allergic to alcohol.

Xu Ye only felt that after drinking, this man smiled like an idiot and looked even more stupid than before.

The boy noticed Xu Ye's gaze and immediately stared back dissatisfied:

"What are you looking at? I, Long Aotian, am someone like you who an ordinary person can covet casually?"

"Your name is Long Aotian?" Xu Ye was surprised, such a pretentious name.

Why didn't he think of it? He could be called Long Aogui, Long Aogui, or Long Aoguai. But seeing the purple-haired man's crazy look, he immediately gave up the idea of ​​changing his name.

"Haha, you are the first person who dares to speak to me like this. It's a pity that you are not a woman, otherwise you would be able to attract my attention."

With his head held high and an arrogant air on his face, he walked past Xu Ye. It seemed like it was something special that caught his attention.

Even a person like Xu Ye, who is used to seeing weird things, couldn't help but curse: "You're crazy."

Who wants your attention, how much is your attention worth.

……

By the time the music ended, a lot of time had passed, and the surrounding melody quietly changed, and a tear-jerking tune sounded, which made people feel a little sad after listening to it.

Xu Ye thought of a word: "The net suppresses the clouds", the suppression of depression.

It's just that the lyrics in it are very strange, and he can't understand a word of it.

"I have looked back at you countless times, but you only want to move forward."

"It's a grievance if you can't express it. It's painful if you cry until you laugh."

The bartender in front of the bar came up to me at some point and asked from across the table: "Sir, what kind of drink would you like?"

Xu Ye noticed the change in his wording. The first few times he asked him if he wanted a drink and asked for his opinion.

This time he asked directly: "What would you like to drink?"

Ignoring the question of whether to drink or not, it seems that today’s glass of wine is a must.

"Then have a drink."

The bartender had a smile on his face, and after some mixing, he brought out a glass of blue liquid.

After Xu Ye drank a few sips, he felt a spicy feeling in his stomach.

"How's it going?" The bartender looked at him expectantly.

Xu Ye: "I have looked back at you countless times, but you only want to move forward."

"Why can't we wait and let the two of us go together?"

Bartender: "..."

"Would you like another drink?"

"No need, I feel like I'm a little too sad to drink."

The bartender was scratching his head. He wanted to explain which "walk" you understood was different from the meaning of the lyrics, but looking at Xu Ye's innocent expression, he felt that it was useless to explain.

……

Time passes little by little,

After the third piece of music played, it came back again: "Love is a light, green makes you panic~"

Xu Ye went to the toilet again and found that the man who had followed him in to make trouble had fallen asleep on the toilet floor.

He lowered his head and took a closer look, and saw that the other person didn't seem to be sleeping soundly.

Especially at this time, other customers were walking by, their footsteps were thumping, and the man's eyelids were blinking, showing signs that he was about to wake up.

Xu Ye took out an anesthetic needle from his pocket and inserted it into the man's butt.

[Anesthesia needle: A common method used by doctors to temporarily put disobedient creatures into a state of dormancy. 】

After doing all this, he came out of the toilet and met a girl in a skirt at the door. Before she could say anything, the girl caught a glimpse of Xu Ye's tail and immediately blushed.

"that……"

Xu Ye saw that she was grumbling every word and wanted to leave impatiently.

"Well, can you help me? Have you seen my companion? He said he went to the toilet and didn't come back for a long time."

Xu Ye: "Oh, he's not here."

As soon as he finished saying this, a customer came out and muttered: "Who is it? He's sleeping on the toilet floor like a dead pig. He can't be woken up. Don't you think it's dirty?"

The customer muttered to himself and left without noticing the expressions of the two people next to him.

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.

Xu Ye's lie was exposed on the spot. He stopped pretending and pushed the girl in anger: "I'm going back."

Anyway, he won't drag people out of it just because of the other person's words.

Xu Ye wanted to experiment and see what consequences the customers would face the next day if they stayed in the bar after closing.

Seeing the handsome back of the man leaving, the girl was not angry. Instead, she covered her shoulders and showed an obsessed expression on the place where Xu Ye had just touched when he pushed her.

"Are you jealous?"

"You like me too, right? Otherwise, why would you target my companions?"

Barrage:

"What's going on with the strange rules? They always capture some of these clips and show them to us."

"Sister, love brain is not advisable."

"Look, let alone human beings, even the idea of ​​a female weird love seems hopeless."

"But I think she is just interested in Xu Ye's tail, which has the same aesthetic as the guys who watched the freak show in the last dungeon."