Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"That's not right. Look at Mr. Xu Ye's English homework book. It's full of abandon."

"As well as physics and mathematics, they all copied chemical equations."

"Get it together, Mr. Xu Ye doesn't want to stay in this house anymore, is that intentional?"

In the room, after carefully checking several homework assignments, her mother finally smiled for the first time today and patted Xu Ye on the shoulder: "Good boy, you did a good job."

The audience who were waiting to see the fight said: "???"

"Thank you, Mom. You are really capable, even knowing such a difficult question." Xu Ye looked at her with admiration.

The woman crossed her arms proudly: "That's for sure. I'm your mother. I can't do anything better than you."

Xu Ye: "Okay mom, I'm going out first to buy a reference book."

Barrage:"!!!"

"I finally understand. This woman is pretending to understand when she doesn't understand."

"Don't say it's a chemical equation. Looking at her like this, she probably can't even recognize normal characters."

"Ah? Then wouldn't all the efforts of our country's Hans be in vain? If I had known better, I wouldn't have done it. She wouldn't understand it anyway."

At the same time, governments in dozens of countries also received the news and held internal discussions.

"I never expected that this mother was just faking it. She was so good at faking it that I didn't notice it before."

During the Dragon Kingdom Monster Talk Bureau, Liang Xing asked: "Then should we send a reminder to Chen Yue and tell him the news."

Lin Guobiao: "No, Chen Yue knows how to fish, and he does all the questions by choice. What's more, he does a whole set of dramas and does his homework in a perfunctory way. If he is discovered later, he can't explain it."

"Makes sense."

After everyone weighed the pros and cons, in the end, some countries sent reminders to the chosen ones, including Ivan from the Ice Bear Country, Hans from the Beer Country, and so on.

After Ivan received the news, he stopped writing with a look of astonishment on his face.

A few seconds later, he suddenly looked through the things in the bedroom like crazy, and finally took out a 25-point test paper under the bed.

Ivan: “…”

He immediately took out the red pen and added an extra "1" in front of his face without blushing, making it 125 points. Then he secretly hid the test paper back under the bed.

The beer country that just sent the reminder: "..."

Hans, who looked at the screen and said one step at a time without any unnecessary movements, fell into silence.

In the end, they had to use prompts again to remind Hans to go under the bed and find the test paper.

At this point, the two reminder opportunities given by the rules ghost talk have all been used up.

……

In Longguo, Xu Ye came outside the community without any hindrance.

This time only 3 chosen ones were selected from each country. Xu Ye knew that this dungeon must have a high degree of freedom and a large area.

Although I don’t know what the rules are for making multiple copies at a time.

But one thing is certain, the more grand a scene is, the more difficult it is to replicate and perform simultaneously.

Just like the previous zoo, places like Gratitude Village can accommodate thousands of people entering the copy at the same time.

As for bars and takeaways, only dozens or at most hundreds of people can enter.

Because their maps are big enough.

Xu Ye stood on the side of the road. The street was very wide, and there were parks, restaurants and other places nearby for humans to rest.

Pedestrians were walking and stopping on the road. Everyone looked normal, but if you feel it carefully, you would find something strange.

For example, the children playing ball in the park saw two eyes appear on the ball while they were playing, and they blinked at Xu Ye.

Xu Ye also turned his head down, held it in his hands, and looked at the ball.

There were cheers from children nearby, saying, "Why is my brother so awesome?"

Xu Ye continued to walk forward.

The first stop was a bar. The alley was dim and dark, and even in broad daylight, it was difficult to get light.

As expected, the bar door was closed and the word "Closed" was written on the outside.

Xu Ye punched the door. There was a click and a hole was broken in the door. But it was pitch dark inside and nothing could be seen.

Xu Ye left the alley, took out his mobile phone navigation, and clicked on Tiandi Bank Headquarters.

What excited him was that it actually showed up on the map, but the distance was a bit far away, and it would definitely be impossible to get through on foot for a while.

I wandered around the street again, passing by a beverage shop, bought a glass of blood-red watermelon juice, bit the straw and went home.

Xu Ye entered the bedroom and found signs that the bed had been moved.

CaiGou bit out a wad of paper and got out from underneath. After opening it, the score of 149 was clearly written on it.

Full score 150.

After touching the dog's head, the test paper turned back into the shape of a can in Xu Ye's hand.

[Deformed cans: from a fraud gang, can change shape at will. But it does not have the effect of the item itself. 】

On the desk, a watermelon was placed there quietly. If I touched it casually, the watermelon turned into the head of a woman with long hair.

It is also a prop obtained from the train dungeon. It can be consumed by making watermelon fried eggs, and it can also be used as a monitor when nothing happens.

Xigua reported:

"At 4:02 p.m., my mother entered the room, checked the bed, and found the test paper from the corner. She left ten minutes later."

"At 4:40, enter the room again, sort out all the intimate clothes, and check for dirt on them."

"At five o'clock, look through the diary..."

In the description of the head, the mother entered the room eight times in a total of two hours, and stayed for a certain amount of time each time.

The audience was once again shocked by the mother's control: "Oh my God, does she still think Xu Ye is a child?"

"It's ridiculous. My ex-mother-in-law has the same virtues. The last time she went back to her hometown, she had to give her son a bath."

"This watermelon prop was a bit useless before. I haven't seen Xu Ye use it for a long time."

……

"Where is the diary?" Xu Ye asked the watermelon fried eggs, and finally unscrewed the heating pipe. Find a locked notebook inside.

The lock must have been damaged by someone's violence. It was very brittle and opened automatically with a light press.

Xu Ye opened the notebook, and it was blank.

On the first page, there are obvious tears.

"Did mother tear up yesterday's diary?" Xu Ye was confused and didn't understand the meaning of the other party's actions.

He wrote the diary himself, and the only people who could come to this room were his mother and him, so he tore up the diary to prevent anyone from seeing it?

……

He picked up the pen and planned to write something on it.

[Rule 2: In front of your mother, you play the role of a good student and complete at least twenty pages of winter vacation homework every day, ten sets of senior year simulation papers, five unit test questions and a diary entry. 】

All other homework was completed, Xu Ye guessed that this diary was the last work he had to complete today.

Xu Ye thought about the content and was about to write it.

Suddenly, on the latest blank page, a few lines of words automatically appeared:

It’s sunny on x month x day xx year

"Hahaha, I have lived for eighteen years and finally found out that I am actually a rich second generation!"

It can be seen that the person who wrote the diary was very happy, because the remaining pages were filled with "hahaha" and "hahahaha" without stopping.

Xu Ye: "..."

What a whimsical kid, he must not be out of his mind.

He glanced at the date above, and it happened to match today.