Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"I didn't go anywhere, I just fell asleep."

"Then why does the WeChat step count on your phone show 10,000?"

Xu Ye was surprised: "Mom, what are you talking about? There is no social software like WeChat on my phone that is not conducive to learning."

"Haha, it's true that mom remembered it wrong. Mom wants to say sorry to you."

"You must remember to answer the phone in the middle of the night from now on, otherwise your mother will be very anxious if she cannot find you."

Xu Ye looked at him speechlessly: "I'm already asleep. How can I answer the phone? We have different schedules."

The woman's eyes suddenly widened and she glared at him fiercely. Her mean face was full of dissatisfaction: "Son, you didn't sleep like this before. Why did you suddenly become lethargic after a vacation?"

This is a very level statement. You were not like this before, but suddenly you changed.

And as the chosen one to play the role of a ghost story, he must try his best to fit the original character image.

Therefore, from the current perspective, this call must be answered.

This undoubtedly makes the chosen ones from all over the world feel very overwhelmed. Just imagine, they have to do a lot of homework during the day, have to go to the bar to complete tasks at night, and have to miss their mother's phone calls from time to time. This has to become a spinning top.

Xu Ye finished wiping his hair and took the towel into his hand: "Okay, then I'll do my best to take it."

He muttered: "I answer the phone in the middle of the night every day and I don't sleep well. It affects my studies."

The mother, who was still having seizures, rarely closed her mouth after hearing the words "affecting learning" and went back to her room on high heels.

Barrage: "Oh my god, people who don't know better would think that you two are not mother and son, and that you are acting in some kind of palace fight."

"Look, the chosen one from the Nima Kingdom knelt down and apologized when his mother told him how many steps he had taken on WeChat. This violated his character and was kicked out of the house by his mother."

"This mother is so perverted and controlling."

"That is, it seems that children are asked to answer the phone in the middle of the night in the name of worry, but in fact it is just to satisfy their own selfish desires."

"It was very difficult for the original owner. He had to manage his studies and take care of his mother's emotions. I don't know how he managed it."

"Why are you holding it up? Isn't it already broken? Otherwise, where would the chosen one come from?"

……

near noon,

In Beer Country, Hans yawned greatly, and a string of tears flowed from the corners of his eyes unconsciously.

Very sleepy.

Fortunately, after working hard all night and all morning, more than half of today's homework was finally completed.

In the morning, I heard from my mother that the character he is playing now ranks among the top three in the class, so he must do homework that suits the character.

Hans got up, planning to go to bed and take a nap before continuing his unfinished work in the afternoon.

At this moment, the door to the room creaked, and the mother walked in with brisk steps. After a morning's rest, her face was a little more rosy, which was in sharp contrast to the two dark circles on Hans' head.

The mother put her hands on her hips: "Oh, I heard from my colleagues that their sons are very good and filial. They know how to cook for their mothers at noon, which reduces the burden on the family~"

Hans: "..."

Who do you point to? Don't think I can't hear it.

But what else could he say? He wanted to refuse, but when he thought about it, there were strange rules here, and the woman in front of him was not really his mother.

In order not to violate the rules, he could only drag his tired body and walk to the kitchen step by step.

Behind him, his mother showed a happy smile, picked up her mobile phone and went into the kitchen, taking pictures of Hans cooking.

Sent happily to colleagues:

"My son cooks for me. I'm so happy."

"Hey, Hans, I want to eat jealous braised beef."

……

In Long Kingdom, facing the same situation, Xu Ye asked:

"Then can I enter your room?"

"No."

Xu Ye immediately put his hands on his hips: "Oh, I heard from my classmates that their mothers are very kind and tolerant. They usually enter the room whenever they want and never stop them. This can increase the relationship between mother and child~"

Mom's face turned dark, and she wanted to retort a few words, but Xu Ye blocked her back with her words.

If she wants Xu Ye to cook today, she must ask someone to enter her room.

Finally, my mother went to the kitchen with a gloomy face.

Barrage: "Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. I didn't expect that Mr. Xu Ye is also a yin and yang habitual criminal."

"Boss Xu Ye wasn't like this before. What's going on?"

"Learn from Chen Yue. Look at the live broadcast room next door. Chen Yue's mother has fainted from anger."

"But Rule 5 says, never enter mom's room without her company. It means there must be important clues hidden in mom's room, but now that she is so vigilant, what should the Chosen One do?"

……

The live broadcast room next door,

Chen Yue looked at the strange mother lying on the ground, with a smile on his lips.

He bent down, dragged his mother's arm and walked towards the room, while muttering in his mouth: "Oh, Mom, are you feeling unwell? I will send you back to your room right now."

Chen Yue came to the door of his mother's room and opened the door. A strange smell suddenly came out of it.

How should I put it? It smells good and smells good.

It's like perfume is sprayed in a septic tank. Two completely contradictory smells mix together, making people feel sick and want to vomit.

The overall decoration of the room is gray and black, like a scene in an old black and white movie, eerie.

In the corner of the room, there was a long thing covered with gray cloth, with a bulging mass underneath.

Just as Chen Yue was about to enter the room to take a closer look, his mother, who was stunned from anger, suddenly woke up like a corpse.

She stared at Chen Yue with vigilant eyes, and said unquestionably: "You don't have to send him off, just come here and I'll go in by myself."

The door to the room closed, leaving Chen Yue standing outside the door scratching his head.

What is there under that gray cloth?

Let a woman wake up even if she faints or pretends to be dead.

……

Xu Yemeimei had a meal, lay in bed and took a nap for a while, and left home at four o'clock in the afternoon.

My mother appeared in the living room like a ghost: "What are you doing, just thinking about fun every day? Have you finished your homework?"

"You are not allowed to go out until you finish writing."

Xu Ye took out the homework he had prepared a long time ago and checked each one for his mother: "Everything is written."

Barrage: "He is indeed a top student from Beijing University. The chosen ones from other countries may not be able to do the job well even if they spend a whole day. Boss Xu Ye completed it in an hour."

"Is this the legendary genius?"