Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

In front of the bar, a sad melody surrounded the entire hall, making people feel a little sad.

The order seems to have changed today, from yesterday's "love-happiness-sadness" to sadness first.

"Did nothing happen just now?" the bartender asked concernedly.

"No, why do you ask that?" Xu Ye had an appropriate curiosity on his face.

"I think you stayed in there for a long time." At this point, the bartender suddenly turned his head, carefully looked around, then bent down and said mysteriously: "You just came here, and you don't know yet. Legend has it that the bathroom is The mirror is possessed by ghosts and may cause hallucinations.”

"Really?" Xu Ye opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it in shock. He patted his chest with small fists and asked with lingering fear: "Can everyone see it?"

"No, some people can't see it." The bartender said righteously: "But you don't have to worry too much. If that happens, you must tell me first. I have an antidote here."

"Okay, I'll definitely tell you."

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't bear it anymore: "Drama queens, these two drama queens are here to sing a big show."

"You are the only one who can act, Mr. Xu Ye. It would be a pity if you don't become an actor."

"It made me laugh. I seriously doubt it. In many situations, Mr. Xu Ye knows everything in his heart, but he pretends not to know."

……

The two of them were lowering their heads to discuss their acting skills, when a new customer came in at the door.

A group of Shamats with red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple hair approached side by side.

"Long Aotian?" Xu Yeqing couldn't help shouting. He was very impressed by this name.

"Hahahahahaha." Several friends around him laughed like thunder.

The purple-haired boy's cheeks turned red and he glanced at Xu Ye angrily: "Who allowed you to shout like that?"

Xu Ye was unhappy: "You said it yourself yesterday."

He imitated the other person's tone and put his hand on his chin: "Ahem, you successfully caught my attention."

Now, not only Sha Matt, but also everyone in the bar looked over and burst into laughter.

"You, you, you..." The purple-haired boy pointed at Xu Ye: "I was drunk. How could I take my drunken words seriously?"

He wanted to crawl into the cracks in the ground.

Finally, the boy with purple hair asked for a glass of blue wine, while his friends each ordered a glass of wine with yellow liquid.

The melody in the bar changes, the melancholy singing turns into joy, and it is extremely noisy.

The bartender took the opportunity to ask, "Would you like a Long Island iced tea?"

Xu Ye: "What color?"

"yellow."

"Forget it, I don't need it." Xu Ye said through gritted teeth.

Maybe it's because being in the world of ghost stories is a very happy thing for him.

Xu Ye's desire for yellow wine was extremely strong.

……

Today's third tune is called love. As soon as the music started playing, the boy named Yuan Liang who was stuffed into the bathroom by Xu Ye came over.

His face looked full of pain, and he ignored Xu Ye sitting next to him and said directly: "Give me wine."

A glass of green liquid went down, and then another.

The man was a little crazy: "Why? I thought that after I disappeared in the toilet yesterday, it would cause people to worry."

"But what about her? Just because of another man's words, she completely gave up the idea of ​​looking for me."

"That man is..." Yuan Liang turned around, and the bar was empty.

At this time, Xu Ye had already arrived in front of the leather booth at the back.

"Sir, the wine you ordered." The waiter came over and placed a glass of green wine in front of Xu Ye.

Xu Ye took out a strange coin worth a hundred yuan and waved it in front of him: "Do you want it?"

"Sir, you are joking, we don't charge for drinks here."

"Tell me, where is the underground wine cellar?" Xu Ye asked.

"This..." The waiter hesitated: "I can tell you... but only employees can go in there."

Xu Ye added another hundred.

"Actually, if customers want to go in, they just need to wear my employee card."

The waiter bent down, handed the card around his neck to Xu Ye, and asked him to stuff the money into his chest.

After Xu Ye did it, he was stunned for a moment: "You are not a woman, what should you do if you can't hold it back?"

"Yes." The waiter puffed up his chest: "When the inspection comes, the supervisor will have the same idea as you. But in fact, I have been doing exercises to gain weight on my chest muscles."

……

"I heard that you represent love." Xu Ye took a sip of wine. It tasted like mint and was cool, but he felt nothing else.

At this time, the girl in the skirt who had been waiting impatiently since Xu Ye sat down came over with a cup of Long Island iced tea.

There were four seats, but she sat down next to Xu Ye: "Brother, did you come to see me specially?"

As she spoke, she stretched her hand towards Xu Ye's tail, with an obsessed expression on her face.

"I'm sorry." Xu Ye finished the drink in his glass and made an excuse: "I like someone else."

After saying that, he stood up and walked towards Yuan Liang in the direction of the bar.

"You finally came."

"I want to challenge you to a duel." Yuan Liang said angrily when he saw Xu Ye.

Xu Ye grabbed his shoulders: "Okay."

The girl in a skirt who had been observing Xu Ye saw the interaction between the two, and immediately gritted her teeth angrily. She threw the wine glass to the ground: "Well, you Yuan Liang, I misjudged you. You dare to seduce the one I like." people."

The audience was often speechless: "Brother Xu Ye, why are you talking nonsense when you open your mouth?"

"I always feel misunderstood."

"Sometimes I often reflect on whether I am too feudal."

……

Xu Ye took Yuan Liang to a corner of the bar where the light was very weak.

Yuan Liang: "Here, let's fight it out in our own way."

Xu Ye held him down, the employee card in his hand glowed, and an underground passage suddenly appeared in the space that had just been sealed.

"Wait, let's go in first and talk."

With that said, he took one of Yuan Liang's arms and dragged him towards the underground wine cellar, passing through a long corridor.

"What do you mean, where is this?"

"Why don't we duel on the ground? What do you want to do to me?" Yuan Liang yelled, sobering up a lot along the way.

After waiting for the place,

It's filled with large wooden barrels and there are wines from all over the world on the walls.

As the cellar door slammed shut, the entire space became airtight.

"What are you doing?"

Yuan Liang was trembling all over. He had just been dragged here by Xu Ye. He resisted from time to time on the way, but in the end it had no effect.

Yuan Liang figured it out. His fighting ability was not on the same level as Xu Ye's.

Then why would he be brought to a place like this when he can obviously get rid of himself on the ground?

"I tell you, no matter what you do to me, I would rather die than surrender." Yuan Liang hugged himself, looking like a little daughter-in-law who was about to be ravaged.

"Don't..." Xu Ye was about to speak when the cell phone in his pocket rang.

Yuan Liang was slapped on the back of the head and fainted. Xu Ye answered the phone.

My mother’s voice came from the other side:

"Hey, Xiaoye, what are you doing?"

"I'm sleeping."

"You don't sound like you just woke up."

"Yes, when I think about you calling me in the middle of the night, I can't sleep in bed. Mom, can you stop calling me tomorrow?"

The person on the other side hesitated for a while and cleverly avoided the topic: "Xiaoye, you have to know that no matter what mom does, it's all because she loves you."

The two chatted for a while, and then hung up the phone after confirming that Xu Ye was at home and just lying on the bed.

Barrage: "So suffocating."

"I can't breathe through the screen."

"It's not like you're caring about people, but you're confirming something, confirming whether the child is still within your control."