Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye looked down at the unconscious Yuan Liang on the ground and sighed: "Forget it."

Originally, he wanted to tie people up here to see what would happen at night.

Unfortunately, a call came in. In order not to be disturbed, Xu Ye had to knock the person unconscious.

"Just faint, maybe it's God's will." Xu Ye sighed again, took out a candle from his arms, stuck it on the ground, lit it, and said with compassion, "May you spend tonight in peace."

Barrage: "Good operation of Shenjin, does Mr. Xu Ye have schizophrenia?"

"Yuan Liang: If you can, take me away. What's the point of leaving me here to wait for death and inserting a candle?"

"Boss Xu Ye probably wants to verify whether Rule 2 is correct."

"For example, if someone pushed you into the sea of ​​​​fire with your own hands, and then set up a Buddhist altar outside to pray for blessings, saying that they wanted you to come out safely, how would you feel?"

At the same time, there is also a lot of discussion among countries.

Inside a magnificent building with splendid interior decoration, several leaders of Asan Kingdom gathered around the table:

In front of them were red wine, foie gras and other expensive food. One of them picked up the cigar on the table and took a puff, sighing:

"The operation of the Dragon Kingdom's Chosen One is great. If the guy named Yuan Liang can survive until the next day in the wine cellar, our Chosen One will have a way to survive."

Another middle-aged man in white clothes answered: "Yes, I think Kriya can't hold on anymore."

I saw the big screen in front of the long table, divided into three parts.

The man in the center has fair skin and very delicate facial features, which is different from the skin color of most Asan people.

He was holding one cup after another of yellow wine, with an abnormal blush on his face.

It’s not that the government of Asan Kingdom didn’t send a message to remind them, it’s just that after hearing this, the other party couldn’t hold back...

Yes, it’s not that I don’t know what I’m doing is dangerous, I just can’t help it.

Through these two days of weird talk, various countries have roughly analyzed the role of wine.

The music in the bar can help people remember some of the things they have experienced.

This is normal. Even in the real world, ordinary people like to dance to BGM. They get scared when they go to a haunted house and hear scary music. They cry when they go to a movie theater and hear touching background music.

Drinks of different colors will encourage people's emotions and make them more inflated.

As a high-caste person, Kriya's daily life is still smooth sailing even though most people in Asan Kingdom are living in dire straits.

Therefore, when faced with three different tunes of music, he was first attracted to the yellow cocktail.

Kriya couldn't wait to continue this happiness.

On the first day, he only drank one glass of wine because of the state's prompting.

On the second day, I couldn't hold it back and drank five drinks.

Needless to say, the leader of Asan Kingdom had already expected that sooner or later, maybe tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, this child would be drunk and unconscious in the bar, thus using Rule 2.

In the hall, except for the Kriya scene in the center, the two live broadcast rooms on the left and right only occupy a small area of ​​​​the screen. They all performed better than Kriya but received less attention.

The middle-aged man in white clothes pointed to the small screen on the left: "I originally planned to send a message to tell him to stay in the wine cellar tonight, but it seems that there is no need."

Everyone on the table nodded. Even though they knew that this action was paving the way for Kriya with other chosen ones, no one expressed any objection.

Because in their eyes, Kriya and they were in the same "circle".

The middle-aged man in white clothes chuckled, picked up his fork and took a bite of the foie gras on the plate. He frowned and said, "It's not fresh anymore. Let's get another piece."

The waiter next to him immediately stepped forward and removed the foie gras gently.

This weird rule talk has a huge impact on the world, and the three countries have been the least affected.

In other words, it's not that there was no impact, but that they were completely ruined.

The highest caste dignitaries account for a very small proportion, and they all gather in the big cities where wealth and wealth are the norm.

And their country is not as small as Sakura Country or Kimchi Country.

The land area of ​​Asan Kingdom is large enough, and even if every copy of Kaitan will cause a certain degree of strange pollution, it will most likely not affect the enjoyment of the top people.

Why not eat the modern version of ground meat.

……

Strange talk about the world,

Xu Ye returned to the room and slept until the sun was shining on her buttocks. When she opened her eyes, she saw her mother standing motionless in front of her.

She bent over and her face was very close to the bed, almost touching Xu Ye's forehead.

Seeing the person wake up, he snorted coldly and said dissatisfiedly: "I can really sleep."

"I can't help it. I'm always worried that I won't receive your call at night, so I don't dare to sleep." Xu Ye answered matter-of-factly.

Then he made a request: "Can you stop calling me in the middle of the night? Waking up too late affects your studies."

Barrage: "Ah? Finally, I have a reason to get up late. Why did Xu Ye refuse?"

"The Chosen One goes to the bar at night and has to do homework during the day, so it's only a while in the morning that he can take a rest."

"You are stupid. Boss Xu Ye said this, of course, because my mother is too controlling and will never agree to his request. This is called playing hard to get, so learn from it."

However, just after saying this sentence,

Guai Tan World, mother nodded, raising the corners of her mouth to form a stiff smile: "Okay, mother promises you that she will never call you tonight."

Xu Ye: "Mom, you better stop laughing. You look so ugly when you smile."

Mother:"……"

……

One day, Xu Ye had lunch cooked by his mother.

There is no way, if his mother doesn't cook, he will starve, saying that he will not do it himself even if he starves to death. The two of them stared at each other, but in the end, the mother's stomach growled first, and she couldn't bear it anymore and got up and made two bowls of noodles.

"When will you understand something? Look at Xiaobai in the building next door. He is so filial. Every day after the parents get off work, five dishes and one soup are already on the table."

Xu Ye put down the chopsticks in his hand, and his rice bowl hit the table with a thud: "Are you done yet? You asked me to do ten sets of papers a day, and you asked me to be filial. I have to stay up in the middle of the night to answer your phone calls. I am a superman. ?"

"If I had known this, why would you have a son? Why don't you just cut me into pieces and keep it with you all day long? Take it out and use it when necessary."

After Xu Ye said these words, he was ready to face the storm from his family. Unexpectedly, his mother's eyes dodge, she just lowered her head and ate rice silently:

"Haha, what nonsense are you talking about? How could mom cut you into pieces? It's not too late for mom to love you."

Barrage: "Damn it, isn't it? Could it be that Mr. Xu Ye really got it right?"

"What kind of mother is she? She would cut her son into pieces just to gain control."

"Don't worry, it may not be true, it may just be something similar..."

"That's not possible. It's similar to dismembering the body. Can it be a good thing?"

After lunch, the green-eyed sneaky cat picked up a pen and copied chemical equations at the desk. Xu Ye lay in bed playing with his mobile phone.

The green-eyed ghost cat is weird and can grow in size at will. Therefore, it is very easy to pick up a pen at will with the palm of a human being.

However, it didn't expect that its ability to be so charming would be used in writing homework one day, and a tear fell on the homework book while writing.

Xu Ye opened the mobile browser and searched for the words "Jinbai Club".

Combining the scene in the bathroom mirror yesterday, he gradually came up with a guess.

However, the search results were not satisfactory. He clearly entered "Jinbai", but all that popped up was "Bai Jinhan".

Meowing, turned off the phone, looked up and said a few words of comfort: "You know, why don't I leave homework to the dishonest task?"

The green-eyed ghost cat shook his head aggrievedly.

"Because it's too stupid and can't do things as well as you do."

Xu Ye analyzed it: "We are a team, and the three of us work together. The loser is not as smart as you, so some cumbersome tasks that do not reflect your IQ are left to him. You are naturally dexterous and have a clear mind, and you are capable of more noble tasks. manual labor."

"As for me, I am the chief helmsman. I go out every day and worry about your food."

After hearing this, the green-eyed ghost cat meowed proudly and moved its paws much faster.

Caigou happily licked Xu Ye's hand.

Yes, it is its honor to do some rough work for its master. The green-eyed ghost cat is too thin to even think about occupying his position.

The rookie is disdainful, and he has emotions when doing any work, and he is grinding and unhappy.

How can this dog be obedient?