Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

After leaving the underground wine cellar, Xu Ye came to the bar.

A very explosive DJ song is playing in the air, which makes people want to play electric drills for three days at a stretch.

"Old rules, you need a glass of wine before you can leave." The bartender stopped pretending and spoke straightforwardly.

And because Xu Ye came too late, the tunes representing other emotions had passed, leaving only the last "happiness".

"Okay, bring me a blue Hawaiian."

The bartender was stunned: "Are you sure you want this drink?"

He didn't expect that in this situation, Xu Ye could still hold back and drink other colors of wine.

"Okay, don't regret it later." The bartender warned while mixing drinks: "Our bar does not promote waste."

The glass of Blue Hawaii was quickly mixed. It was a triangular-shaped low-legged glass, and inside was a blue liquid as beautiful as the starry sky.

Very beautiful, but so out of place.

The bartender looked at Xu Ye with a sneer. He knew the power of this drink, but it wasn't that bad.

But in this music background, the taste is like eating spicy hot pot under the sun with a temperature of 40 degrees above zero, or eating ice cream under the Arctic glacier.

Xu Ye opened his mouth, took a small sip, and his expression froze.

The bartender laughed loudly: "You can't drink anymore. If you really can't, answer my question and I will consider letting you go."

Xu Ye picked up the wine glass and drank it down eagerly, with a drunken expression on his face.

"One more drink! It's so delicious."

"Heh, I have the guts. Let's see how stubborn you can be." The bartender curled his lips and made another drink. He didn't believe that anyone could think this stuff tasted good, so most of the time he was holding on to it.

In this way, the bartender mixes drinks, and drinks all night long, and the bartender mixes drinks again, and drinks again all night long. When the bar was about to close, the bartender held on to his clothes and said, "Don't leave. Have another drink. I have a stronger taste for you to try..."

Xu Ye: "Don't make trouble, it's time, let's talk about it tomorrow."

When it came to closing, the bartender woke up, let go of Xu Ye's clothes, and reluctantly waved to him: "Then you must come tomorrow."

Xu Ye left the bar and on the way home, he suddenly felt sick.

I drank so much just now that my stomach couldn't bear it and I felt like vomiting.

Although he can't feel pain, this physiological reaction will still occur.

After thinking about it, Xu Ye took out a kitchen knife, pierced it into his stomach, took out a complete piece of stomach, threw it casually to the ground, and went home happily.

That night, except for Xu Ye, none of the surviving chosen ones dared to go out to the bar when their mother came home.

……

At noon, Xu Ye opened his eyes. Because he drank too much, he got up later than usual today.

What came into view was an empty room with a white ceiling.

She got out of bed wearing slippers, and the moment she opened the door, there was a commotion in the living room.

I saw that besides my mother, there were three more uninvited guests on the sofa.

A middle-aged woman about forty years old saw Xu Ye coming out and immediately said with a pinched voice: "Hey, it's Xiao Ye, you get up so late. Unlike our A Liang, who gets up on time at six o'clock every morning to study."

There were two children beside the woman. The older one was about the same age as Xu Ye. He had a short haircut and was sitting on the sofa. He was the A-Liang whom the woman called him.

The youngest one was only seven or eight years old, squatting on the ground and playing Ultraman.

On the other side, her mother was also sitting on the sofa, looking at Xu Ye with a gloomy face. Obviously, she was very dissatisfied with the fact that Xu Ye had to wake up late to embarrass her when guests came to the house.

Xu Ye said exaggeratedly: "You work so hard, I really envy you."

Aliang glanced at him haughtily.

Xu Ye: "You work so hard, you must be very good at studying. What place did you get in the last test?"

A Liang: "Of course. At the end of the semester, I ranked third in the whole grade."

Xu Ye opened his mouth wide and looked at him in surprise: "What, you got third place in the exam?"

A Liang thought Xu Ye was shocked by this ranking, and a mocking expression appeared on his face.

Xu Ye held his hand excitedly: "Then we both got the same exam."

A Liang's face was stiff.

Xu Ye: "You said I got up at 12 noon and got third place in the exam. You got up six hours earlier than me, but you still got third place in the exam..."

The surprise on his face was so obvious that he almost said that A Liang's brain was not working well. He studied longer than others, but his test scores were the same.

The middle-aged woman next to her was obviously very angry, while the mother's face showed a smile again from the depression just now.

……

At the same time, the Chosen Live broadcast rooms in other countries are also facing similar situations.

Chen Yue was the best at dealing with such scenes. He opened his mouth and made several people present speechless.

My mother watched this scene refreshedly.

It was amazing that she was so angry that she fainted when it happened to her. But when she saw others suffering, she was still in the mood to drink.

"I'm going to the bathroom."

After settling the matter in the living room, Chen Yue said quickly. As soon as he entered the bathroom, he immediately closed the door and scratched his butt.

It's so itchy, I can't stand it.

Chen Yue took out the rules note:

[You are a high school student and have just turned eighteen this year. Starting yesterday, you officially started your winter vacation.

Eighteen years old is such a rebellious age. As a young adult, you feel uncomfortable if you don't drink for a day. 】

His mother was at home last night, so he didn't dare to go out, so he didn't drink.

He now felt what it meant to feel uncomfortable all over his body, not painful, just itchy.

And it's itching in no specific area.

As soon as Chen Yue finished scratching his butt, his face started to itch, and then his back. He couldn't scratch it, so he rubbed it against the tiles.

……

In the country of Congo, Carla couldn't hold back and scratched her butt on the spot in front of several people in the living room.

The guests laughed and mocked him for his lack of education.

Mother's face was extremely gloomy.

……

In the Ice Bear Country, Ivan knelt down and spoke to the children: "Brother, let's play the tickling game with you."

The little weird guy didn't know the seriousness of the incident and caught Ivan with injuries all over his body. The guest felt deeply guilty.