Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye opened his notebook, and as expected, there was one more page than yesterday.

On x, month x, xx, sunny turns to light rain

Xu Ye raised his head and glanced out the window, the patter of raindrops hitting the glass.

"The first step to becoming a rich second generation is to top up 10,000 yuan of Q coins and buy a full set of the latest hero skins."

"You don't know, those classmates who looked down on me before were almost dying of soreness just standing there."

"There's no way, this is life, why don't they have a good father?"

"Who told them not to have the surname Xu? There is no great-great-grandfather in our ancestors who got rich and then got separated."

The diary ends abruptly at this point, which vividly reflects the mentality of the poor who suddenly become rich.

When he got rich, his first reaction was to recharge Q coins. Xu Ye wanted to laugh when he saw it.

Put the diary back where it belongs, go to bed at half past ten in the evening, and hear the sound of the door opening in the living room.

At eleven o'clock in the evening,

twelve o'clock,

Xu Ye was still sleeping, snoring everywhere.

Barrage: "What's going on? Why didn't Xu Ye go to the bar today? Did he really fall asleep by accident?"

"Have you noticed that mom didn't come in to tear up the diary today?"

"Oops, could it be..."

Until one o'clock in the evening, the bedroom door creaked open again. My mother walked to the heating pipe, tore out a page of the diary and put it back in its original position.

At two o'clock in the morning, Xu Ye was pushed out of bed.

Mother's gentle voice sounded. If you ignored the time issue and the nonsense literature in her mouth, it must have been a warm scene.

"Child, you are at home."

Xu Ye: "Nonsense, didn't you see this?"

"What are you doing?"

"I'm sleeping, sleeping! And staying awake, waiting for you to call me, mom."

After hearing the answer, the woman smiled with satisfaction and stepped on her slippers back to her room.

[Rule 1: Mom’s working hours are from 10pm to 8am the next morning, excluding days off. 】

"Damn it, mom's day off is not on the weekend, but on Thursday, who would have thought of this."

"In fact, it's easy to understand. In reality, in some industries, working days are the busiest time."

"Actually, my mother has given me a reminder during the day, saying not to call the Chosen One at night. With my mother's personality, it is impossible to let her son go like this. I can only use a more intuitive method to check in the bedroom on my rest days. ”

At the same time, a mechanical sound sounded:

"The Asan Kingdom, the Fire Kingdom... and other 42 chosen ones were terminated by their mother from the relationship between mother and child, lost their dungeon status, and were forever lost in the strange story of rules..."

There were originally more than a hundred live broadcast rooms, and the screen instantly went black, with only half remaining.

As for those humans who are forever lost in ghost stories, it is unknown whether they will be eaten when they leave the bar, or whether they will have a place in it through their own efforts.

This time's judgment about mother's rest day is not without tragedy.

……

At two thirty in the morning, Xu Ye got up.

The can in his hand slowly enlarged and turned into a new "Xu Ye", lying flat on the bed.

Xu Ye jumped out of the window of the room and arrived at the bar with a lot of twists and turns.

This time his stay was very short;

I went to the underground wine cellar to check out the situation inside.

"You're finally here." Yuan Liang's lips were purple and he was lying in the corner shivering, looking in very bad condition.

"what happened?"

"I don't know. When I woke up in the morning, I was covered in ice."

Xu Ye observed his body and found that there were indeed many traces of frostbite. So, the underground wine cellar turns into an ice cellar at night?

"Please, please save me. I will never compete with you again." Yuan Liang stretched out his hand and spoke eagerly.

"I'm dying...please."

With a bang, Yuan Liang's body was wrapped in a layer of gauze. When he was stunned, a green light appeared on the gauze, and all the frostbite disappeared.

"Thank you, you are a good person." Yuan Liang got up and looked at Xu Ye with a complicated expression.

Perhaps, the other party just wanted to teach himself a lesson yesterday, but he didn't expect it to be so serious...

"It's okay, we are all brothers." Xu Ye stuffed a handful of dried meat into Yuan Liang's mouth. While the other party was chewing, he took out a hemp rope and tied him up: "You stay here at night. Let’s take a look at the situation.”

Yuan Liang, who was chewing dried meat, choked and his eyes filled with tears.

"It's okay, don't cry, brother." Xu Ye patted his shoulder. To show comfort: "I will come over tomorrow to treat you. I guarantee you won't die."

"You, you, you... devil, evil person." Yuan Liang shouted at Xu Ye's back. As the wine cellar door closed, his voice was also isolated inside.

Barrage: "Ah, this... I feel Yuan Liang is a bit miserable for some reason."

"The girl I like cheated on me and was tortured by my love rival."

"Yuan Liang: Give me a knife if you can, and it will be painful."