Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

At the dinner table, Zhou Xiqiao took the initiative to serve Xu Ye some food.

A big white steamed bun was put into the bowl: "Young Master, eat more."

This was in ancient times, and white-flour steamed buns were a delicate thing. Ordinary people could only live on coarse grains.

It can be seen that the quality of life of the Zhou family is indeed good.

"Qiao'er, are there any rules?" The eldest brother Zhou Xicheng slapped the table and scolded him with an angry look on his face.

Zhou Xiqiao stopped talking and quietly lowered his head to eat.

Xu Ye peeled off the steamed bun and split it into two. A stream of thick black water flowed out from the middle, and several cockroaches crawled around on the table.

Zhou Xicheng picked up the cockroach with chopsticks, put it elegantly into his mouth and chewed it, making a squeaking sound.

Others have long been accustomed to it and continue eating as if they didn't see it.

"Heh, it's chocolate filled."

"What is chocolate?" Zhou Xiqiao wondered.

"The same color as a cockroach."

"Eh, that's disgusting. How can people eat bugs?" Zhou Xiqiao shook his head in disgust.

"Yeah, it's really disgusting." Xu Ye pinched the remaining cockroach on the table to her.

Zhou Xiqiao put the cockroach on the steamed bun, opened his cherry mouth, and ate it with the steamed bun.

Her lips were stained with black juice, and several cockroaches were stuck in her mouth. From the outside, you could still see the protruding marks of cockroaches crawling around.

After Zhou Xiqiao finished eating, he wiped his mouth with a handkerchief and commented:

“Very fragrant meat buns.”

Barrage: "I can't stand it anymore, yue"

"It turns out she calls this Roujiamo."

"Roujiamo Feng Ping was killed."

At this time, the second lady picked up a bowl of millet porridge and handed it to Xu Ye:

"Don't just eat steamed buns, have something to drink."

The yellowish things, like bugs, reminded Xu Ye of the snake eggs in the previous copy.

"Thank you, I'm not hungry." He refused.

The second lady immediately turned down her face.

Xu Ye stared at her and said seriously: "You look more delicious than porridge."

The second lady smiled, like a blooming peony, graceful and noble at a young age. She was also wearing red clothes, made of silk, with large peonies embroidered on them.

The clothes are peonies, and the people are more like peonies.

Zhou Xicheng: "Then you should eat some too. If you don't take a bite, you will think that our Zhou family treats our guests harshly on purpose."

Xu Ye thought what he said made sense and looked at the table, which contained steamed buns, porridge, several plates of vegetarian dishes, and a portion of greasy pork belly.

[Rule 3: Crops irrigated by rain cannot be eaten. 】

It is not ruled out that the vegetarian vegetables are grown under the rain. The pork belly is too oily and not suitable for eating in the morning.

At this time, the second young master, who had always been silent, suddenly pointed to a plate in front of him.

Xu Ye looked at it, and saw that it was dark and seemed to be a plate of... mushrooms?

Zhou Xicheng was still staring at him and urging: "Eat quickly, why don't you eat?"

"Do you dislike our Zhou Mansion's food?"

Xu Ye put a piece of mushroom into his mouth. It tasted pretty good. It was fried with vegetable oil and salt and was very light.

Seeing him eating, Zhou Xicheng stopped looking at him.

Xu Ye found that at the dinner table, he was the only one eating mushrooms from beginning to end. Others were eating meat most of the time, and occasionally picked up vegetarian dishes with two chopsticks.

Xu Ye felt relieved about the food in his stomach.

……

However, no country uses what Xu Ye ate as a reference. He said that he was not contaminated after eating. You believed it, and then you sent the same information to your chosen one, and the chosen one died.

Similar things have happened many times in the past, which has led to people not daring to copy homework in the future. Every time you make a decision, you must be cautious and cautious.

Dragon Kingdom, Weird Talk Bureau,

Lin Guobiao saw the scene of a family eating and silently turned his attention to Chen Yue's live broadcast room.

Chen Yue first put a chopstick of mushrooms into everyone's bowl.

Why not just pick one person, because he doesn't know who he likes now and is afraid of picking the wrong one.

Why did Zhou Xicheng also want to trap him? Who said that the best friend must be a woman? I can't be sure.

He secretly observed everyone's reactions, caught a glimpse of the disgusted expressions on their faces, breathed a sigh of relief, and picked up the mushrooms with chopsticks to eat.

As soon as he moved his chopsticks, others followed suit and sent a message to their chosen ones, indicating that mushrooms were edible.

……

In the room, Xu Ye saw that no one liked to eat, so he picked up the whole plate of mushrooms and put them all into his mouth.

Everyone else at the dinner table looked like they had seen a ghost.

Perhaps because of their relative wealth, the NPCs in this dungeon, unlike other weird ones, are more decent and stylish in their work.

Xu Ye left after breakfast. In the room, Zhou Xiqiao complained: "Second sister-in-law, I don't think this Xu Ye looks like a scholar at all. His actions are vulgar and his words are frivolous. I don't know where he came from and was reincarnated as a starving ghost. "

"Don't talk nonsense." The second lady glanced at her and warned: "The action is rough without affecting the taste."

Zhou Xicheng from the side agreed: "I think his meat is delicious."

……

After dinner, Xu Ye took a walk in Zhou's mansion.

During this period, I met many servants, some sweeping the floor and some washing clothes.

But except for Housekeeper Zhou and Shaoyao, all these servants had empty eyes, as if they had been programmed in advance, and their work was very mechanical.

Xu Ye walked up to a boy sweeping the floor. He held a broom and raised a huge amount of dust with each sweep.

"Hello."

"Hello?"

"Can we chat for a while?"

Xu Ye asked for a long time, but there was no response. He stretched out his hand and slapped the boy's head open, causing large areas of black blood to flow out.

The boy fell to the ground, his body first turned into pieces of meat, and finally even his bones were gone. In just a few seconds, he disappeared on the land.

When the few sweepers nearby saw this scene, they just glanced numbly and continued to wave their brooms.

Xu Ye came to the pond. Several maids slapped it with sticks. One maid stood up, put away the clothes that had been dried, and walked out.

Xu Ye followed her this time.

The Zhou Mansion was very large. After passing through a series of winding roads, the two of them came to a small courtyard.

The maid stepped forward and patted the door. Zhou Xiqiao came out. She saw Xu Ye outside the door with a surprise expression on her face.

"Did Xu Lang come to see me specially?"

Xu Lang, the voice is so familiar and clear.

Xu Ye was thinking about how to answer. He put an index finger to his lips and Zhou Xiqiao made a "shhh" sound.

She held Xu Ye with her other hand and walked towards the boudoir: "Follow me."

The cold touch was like fine silk, smooth and tender to the touch. Xu Ye grabbed the maid and the three of them entered the room together.

[Rule 7: Don’t enter a woman’s room casually, let alone sit on her bed casually. 】

[Rule 9: When you are with a female family member, please make sure there is a third person present. 】

Xu Ye didn't want to abide by rule seven, so he pulled a third person in.

Zhou Xiqiao locked the door bolt, turned around and saw an extra person in the room, and immediately became angry: "Xu Lang, we are going on a date, why are you taking her with you?"

Xu Ye: "A person is too lonely, the love between two people is too broad, but the love between three people is just right."

"I wish someone was around to applaud our love."

Xu Ye made nonsense, he came to the bedside, turned over the bed, and found a note under the quilt: |

[One-star clearance: The red umbrella has the effect of resisting rain. Get the red umbrella and successfully leave the Zhou family. 】

Xu Ye rolled his eyes and saw an umbrella hanging by the bedside.

He was about to get it, but Zhou Xiqiao walked over first and picked up the red umbrella.

"Xu Lang, have you forgotten? This is a token of love between the two of us."