Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye avoided answering: "This umbrella is so beautiful, can you give it to me?"

"Then tell me, do you love me?" Zhou Xiqiao stared straight at Xu Ye, like a young girl who was in love for the first time, insecure, and anxious to seek confirmation from her lover.

Xu Ye asked back: "Do you love me?"

Zhou Xiqiao nodded without hesitation: "Love."

"So what about you?"

Xu Ye covered his chest and said "sadly": "You said you love me, but you were reluctant to give me an umbrella. How can you prove that you love me."

He broke down and shouted: "You don't love me at all."

In the past, when this happened, Weird, who had a lower IQ, had already given things to him with both hands.

However, Zhou Xiqiao couldn't. She actually responded with reason: "The umbrella is a token. Only those who love Qiaoer deserve to get it."

"Xu Lang, as long as you admit that you still love Qiaoer, this umbrella will be returned to you."

"Okay, I..." Xu Ye opened his mouth: "Can you let me touch it first to see if it is genuine and whether it is the one I gave away."

According to Zhou Xiqiao, the umbrella is a token of love between the two of them, so it would be reasonable for him to ask to check the authenticity.

Zhou Xiqiao held the umbrella tightly: "You can touch it."

Touch the umbrella and get close to her. If you want to touch the umbrella a few more times and check more carefully, you still have to touch her.

Xu Ye lightly touched the umbrella handle, activated his mind, and let the mirror fragment hidden in his sleeve put the umbrella in.

"Umbrella, where's my big umbrella?" Zhou Xiqiao cried loudly. She grabbed Xu Ye's shoulders: "You umbrella thief, please pay for my umbrella."

Zhou Xiqiao came closer, her hands moved from her shoulders to her neck, her hands were surprisingly strong, and she wanted to strangle the person to death.

Xu Ye narrowed his eyes slightly.

Anyone who knows him well knows that this is a sign of displeasure and that he is going to take action.

At the critical moment, the door was knocked open from the outside, and Shaoyao stood outside panting while holding a stone.

"What are you doing?"

She walked in, pointed at the two men and questioned them, followed closely by the second lady.

Xu Ye's eyes turned calm and he blinked.

Shaoyao went up and pried off Zhou Xiqiao's hand. Zhou Xiqiao was also furious, but it was not pried away.

The second lady stepped forward, her garnet-red skirt hitting the floor, and said sternly: "Qiao'er, please let go of this guest quickly."

She seems to have the best temper among them. Even if she is angry at the moment, her words are soft and non-threatening.

But for such a person, Zhou Xiqiao had to let go of his hand as soon as he opened his mouth.

Xu Ye immediately started coughing, "weakly" holding on to the wall, making a "Xi Zi holding his heart" gesture. In short, I am so miserable, I feel so uncomfortable, and I am scared to death.

"Don't let him go, he stole my stuff."

Xu Ye waved his empty hand to indicate that he didn't take it.

The second lady took one look and scolded: "It's nonsense. How can you frame others at will?"

Then she apologized to Xu Ye: "My sister has had a bad temper since she was a child and has been spoiled. I apologize to you on her behalf."

Xu Ye didn't say he accepted or didn't accept it, he just covered his chest blindly: "Ah, I was scared to death, I almost died just now."

Second Madam: "We can't help you and frightened you. How about you see..."

Xu Ye shouted: "I want a banknote. Without a banknote, I can't get up today."

The silver notes in Xu Ye's mouth refer to strange coins. He found that people here automatically regarded strange coins as having the same function as bank notes.

However, according to Xu Ye's observation, Weird Coin, in addition to being expendable, is also of great benefit to Weird itself.

The "weird energy" inside can be absorbed by the weird, helping them grow and recover from wounds.

"Okay, I'll give you the banknote." The second lady took out one hundred and fifty strange coins. Xu Ye immediately put the things in his pocket and said with emotion: "You are a good person."

Zhou Xiqiao: "Why?"

Watching the interaction between the two, she was furious: "Why do you make decisions for me?"

"I want him to stay, not even take out the umbrella, but stay with me forever."

Second Lady: “Are you going to contradict your elders?”

"What kind of sister-in-law are you? My second brother is gone a long time ago. You are just a member of our Zhou family..." It was obvious that Zhou Xiqiao really cared about his umbrella and had already begun to speak arrogantly.

"Ha." The smile on the second lady's face disappeared, and after she finished shouting, Zhou Xiqiao suddenly stood still.

Next to her mouth, a large iron needle threaded with thread appeared. The iron needle penetrated from the side of her mouth and penetrated the pink lips fiercely, needle after needle.

Not long after, Zhou Xiqiao's lips were sewn shut like a rag.

She fell on the bed and tried to open her mouth in pain, but she could only make a "wuwuwu" sound, and streams of black blood flowed from the broken flesh.

After dealing with Zhou Xiqiao, the second lady's face returned to its usual gentleness, and she asked softly:

"Why did Mr. Xu come to my roommate's boudoir?"

[Rule 7: Don’t enter a woman’s room casually, let alone sit on her bed casually. 】

Xu Ye pushed the maid: "I think the thing she is holding is too heavy, so I would like to help you."

The maid had no consciousness of her own and would not refute Xu Ye's words. When she was suddenly cueed, she just stood there, dumbfounded.

"Well, the young master is kind-hearted." The second lady probably knew this, so she didn't hold on to him, raised her feet and left.

"Wait a moment."

Xu Ye called out from behind:

"Won't you invite me to sit in your room?"

"It's not convenient for a man and a woman alone." The second lady pursed her lips and looked at him: "I would like to warn the young master, there are many women in this house, so don't conflict with them."

Barrage: "Damn it, what Xu Ye said just now sounds like a deceit."

"It's better than being an apprentice. The scumbag still knows how to avoid suspicion. Boss Xu Ye was in a little girl's boudoir, inviting another one on a date. I didn't see the cold corners of the second lady's mouth."

"That's right, under such circumstances, it would be strange for me to agree to it."

"Sometimes I can't tell whether Mr. Xu Ye is smart or stupid."

At this moment, Xu Ye was not a fool. It could only be said that he didn't think about it in that direction. All he could think about was clearing the dungeon.