Oh no, I was almost blown up into a eunuch!

Wang Yanbing's eyes jumped, and he instinctively pinched both sides of his thighs.

If the instructor hadn't stopped him in time, he would have touched the thin wire, detonated the booby trap, and then...

When Wang Yanbing thought of this, he didn't dare to imagine anymore, and his heart already felt cold.

"How careless!"

"It was so close, it was really so close. My happiness would be gone for the rest of my life."

"Damn, those bastards are so shady and their methods are too dark. Don't let me catch them, or I will beat them into eunuchs."

Shi Dafan looked at the cursing Wang Yanbing and said with a smile: "Be careful when sailing a ten thousand year ship. It's better to be careful in everything. Those guys can set up such booby traps and their methods are very high. We must not be careless."

He Chenguang nodded, "That's right. They are militants who kill without blinking an eye. If they can't do anything, they must not be careless anymore. This is the battlefield!"

"That's right, cheer up." Chen Jun said seriously, and then he gently picked out the lead, causing the booby trap to misfire.

Chen Jun added: "You must be more careful, unless you want to become eunuchs."

"Yes."

Wang Yanbing turned serious and responded in unison with everyone.

Having learned from the past, he naturally did not dare to be careless again.

The battlefield itself is a meat grinder. If you are not careful, you will be doomed!

Wang Yanbing really believed this.

Chen Jun said again: "Come on, let me teach you something, remember to shout."

"Old cat, your father and I are on the same path, and your mother and I are close friends."

"Fuck, what does this mean?"

Hearing this, everyone hesitated to speak. For the last second, they all wanted to shout along, but in the end they couldn't speak, and their expressions became extremely strange.

Wang Yanbing frowned slightly, "What do you mean by this? Why are those words so profound?"

He Chenguang suddenly smiled strangely at Wang Yanbing, "Taste it carefully."

"What the hell?" Wang Yanbing, who lacked education, had a trace of helplessness in his eyes.

Of course, he also knew that it was a curse word, but he didn't expect that the instructor's curse words would be so high-minded.

Do you study classical Chinese?

Wang Yanbing was helpless and shocked...

At this moment, in the jungle, the old cat and his people were ambushing.

The old cat who was hiding kept looking at his watch and counting the time.

That weird chain mine was specially arranged by them. Now, they are counting down the time to explode.

tick tock...

Time passed little by little, but there was dead silence in the old cat's ears, and there was absolutely no explosion sound that he expected to hear.

He had buried a surprise for those guys. Why was there no movement?

The longer the old cat waited, the more he felt something was wrong, and his expression became more and more solemn. Logically speaking, those booby traps should have exploded at this time, but he just couldn't hear any movement.

"Is it a dumb thunder?"

"Or, those guys didn't come at all?"

The old cat frowned, a little confused.

Beside, an armed man also noticed the same thing and asked doubtfully: "Boss, is no one following you?"

The old cat shook his head, "Impossible. With the character of Yanguo soldiers, when he sees that slogan, he will definitely follow him."

"However, I have a bad premonition. It's best for everyone to be vigilant."

Hearing this, other people showed sarcastic smiles on their faces without much warning.

After all, they were too confident in that serial thunder, and they really didn't take the people of Yan country seriously.

The Boy Scouts of the Flame Kingdom.

In their eyes, the soldiers of Yan Kingdom are all boy scouts.

It is impossible to escape a grenade.

Just when those guys thought that it was impossible for the Yanguo soldiers to come back, a voice suddenly came, "Old cat, I have a close relationship with your father, and I have a close relationship with your mother."

"Old cat, your father and I are on the same road, and your mother and I are close friends..."

As soon as he heard this voice, Old Cat's face immediately changed slightly. He did not expect that the other party would come so quickly.

"When did these guys come here? Why didn't you hear the explosion?"

"Did they discover a booby trap?"

Lao Mao was deeply surprised, but before he could react, he was attracted by the repeated Chinese content.

"What does that mean? Why do those guys keep repeating it?"

"Monkey, are they mocking me? Please translate it for me."

He kept hearing the same words, and the old cat's face became ugly. Although he couldn't quite understand what the words meant, based on his intuition, he always felt that it was not a good thing.

Hearing this, Monkey nodded directly, "They seem to be speaking classical Chinese. I'm not very familiar with it, but I have some knowledge of it. Boss, wait a minute. I'll listen carefully a few more times and then translate it for you."

After the monkey finished speaking, he listened carefully, then wrote down word by word, then thought about it and translated it.

For a moment, Monkey's eyes lit up, as if he had discovered a new world, and he said excitedly: "Boss, I understand. What they mean is that he and you..."

The monkey originally planned to translate according to the original words, but after saying one sentence, he couldn't go on. At this time, the old cat became anxious and yelled: "What happened to him and me? Go on, you can't say a word." Leak, quickly!”

Under the urging of the old cat, the monkey had no choice but to speak according to the original text, "They all mean that he and your father are messing with your mother..."

boom!

Before the monkey could finish what he said, the old cat made a big tease and asked, "Do I need you to be so detailed?"

"Boss, didn't you tell me to say it exactly as it was? I didn't add a single word. Why did you hit me?" Monkey hugged his dizzy head from being slapped, crying and complaining.

At this time, the words that made it difficult for the old cat to calm down continued to come, "Old cat, I have a close relationship with your father, and I have a close relationship with your mother..."

The harsh sound continued over and over again, and the old cat's face turned dark as he listened.

After all, he also followed Min Deng, stayed in the Yan Kingdom for a while, and knew some Chinese. He already understood half of the meaning. In addition, after listening to the monkey's explanation just now, he understood even more that the people in the Yan Kingdom were scolding him and scolding him. His mother even insulted him.

However, Yan Guo pays attention to the quintessence of the country, and this sentence is a pure quintessence curse.

On the surface, these words sound very cultured, but the content is very ugly, even worse than an animal.

"Are those guys looking for death?"

Old Mao was aggrieved and angry, but for a while, he couldn't think of anything to say to fight back, so he snorted coldly: "It seems that they have passed the bomb area, but don't panic, this is a small episode , there are bombs waiting for them behind."

"If you let them scold you, you will be doomed sooner or later!"

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