Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

Wang Yong carried flour and delivered it to his fellow villagers.

After coming out, he obviously noticed that someone was following him.

When I turned the corner, I took a sneak peek and found that there were actually four Blue Army scouts following me. I was so frightened that my heart was beating fast and I quickly quickened my pace.

Not far away, at the foot of the wall outside the courtyard, Lin Hui and Chen Erhu were squatting there pulling noodles.

"Lin Yanzu, Chen Goucheng, what are you two doing?"

Wang Yong walked towards him tremblingly as if he was seeing a relative.

Lin Hui raised his head and almost spat out his words when he saw the four blue army scouts following you behind him.

"Why did you recruit the Blue Army?"

Wang Yong was panicking to death: "I don't know. I just bought flour for my fellow villagers, and suddenly I was targeted by these guys and followed me all the way. Am I already exposed?"

Lin Hui put down the bowl and stood up: "Don't panic, stand back and leave this to me."

Soon, Zhu Hao led people closer.

His eyes looked back and forth between the three of them, and finally fell on Lin Hui. He sneered and said, "You are very brave, daring to pretend to be ordinary people. Are you from the Red Army?"

Lin Hui pretended to be dumbfounded: "What, what army? I only know the Yanguo People's Liberation Army."

Zhu Hao snorted coldly and grabbed Lin Hui's hand: "Stretch out your hand!"

Looking at the calluses on Lin Hui's hands, especially the tiger's mouth, he smiled proudly: "The calluses are so thick, it seems that you have been shooting a lot in training, right? Tell me, which unit on the red side do you belong to?"

Lin Hui pulled his hand away: "What a mess, who does farm work? Who doesn't have calluses on their hands?"

"Stop talking nonsense to me!"

Seeing that he refused to admit it, Zhu Hao was instantly angry: "Bring out your ID cards! Give me both of your ID cards!"

Lin Hui rolled his eyes: "Who carries his ID card every day? Besides, why should I show it to you? Give me a reason?"

Zhu Hao was already starting to get a little impatient.

Before he could speak, a soldier next to him said with a smile: "We suspect that there may be enemies sneaking into the village. We want to confirm and investigate. Can you show us your ID card and check your identity?"

Lin Hui snorted: "That's it, can't we finish talking already? I'm at home, I'll go back and get it."

Before leaving, he also winked at Wang Yong and Chen Erhu.

The two of them waited for Lin Hui to come back, then took out their ID cards and handed them over.

Looking at Chen Erhu's ID card, Zhu Hao had a strange expression on his face.

Put it next to his face and look at it again and again: "How come you are only 28 when you look like this? Why do you look like [-] to me?"

Chen Erhu quickly chuckled: "I'm so anxious about growing up. I looked like I was eight years old when I was just born."

Wang Yong nodded quickly: "I prove that he looks older, but he is indeed eighteen years old. It is clearly written on his ID card."

Zhu Hao smiled and threw his ID card back with a sarcastic look on his face: "Okay, stop pretending here, is it interesting? Qing Yishui's crew cut, what common people are like you, just admit it quickly."

Lin Hui immediately became unhappy: "What's wrong with the crew cut? It's cooler and makes it easier to work!"

Zhu Hao sneered. Even with his ID card, he was sure that his judgment would not be wrong.

The seven-year-old scout didn't work for nothing.

His eyes are the eyes of an eagle.

Who can be deceived by this little trick?

Zhu Hao simply didn't bother to be verbose. He didn't care, just take them back and he would know: "Catch them all and take them away!"

Just when the next few were about to come up to get someone, a shout suddenly came from the yard.

A little old man rushed out of the yard shouting: "What are you doing? What are you going to do?"

Lin Hui was stunned because the fellow had also shaved his head. Not to mention, he looked quite energetic.

The old man stood in the middle and asked warily: "What are they going to do?"

Lin Hui pretended to be frightened: "Dad, these soldiers said that I had a crew cut and wanted to arrest me. They also said that I was sent by the enemy!"

The old man became angry instantly and spat at Zhu Hao and the others: "What's wrong with the crew cut? We just like crew cuts. Is there a problem?"

Zhu Hao panicked: "No problem, no problem, we just..."

Before he finished speaking, the old man shouted into the room at the top of his lungs: "Old woman, old woman, come out quickly!"

Soon, an old lady also rushed out.

Also a flat head.

Lin Hui almost vomited blood.

He just asked the fellow villagers to cooperate a little. When did they all shave their heads?

The old woman's teeth were still leaking: "What happened, old man?"

The old man pointed at Zhu Hao and the others angrily: "A few soldiers came and said that Yanzu, who has a crew cut, was sent by the enemy and that they would all be captured!"

The old woman was about to jump up in a hurry: "What's wrong with a crew cut? What's wrong with a crew cut? We just like crew cuts. Everyone in our village, old and young, likes crew cuts. A crew cut is cooler, makes work easier, and saves on shampoo!"

"Our village is called Pingtou Village!"

The Blue Army scout was dumbfounded: "Isn't this called Langlang Village?"

The old woman raised her voice and said, "I just changed it, isn't it okay?"

She suddenly shouted loudly to the surroundings: "Folks, come out quickly, come out and take a look, the soldiers are arresting people, they want to take my son away! Damn it, come out quickly, your son too He’s going to be taken away!”

This voice shocked half the village.

They all rushed out in a swarm.

The ground was filled with loess flying.

Not only the scouts were frightened, but even Lin Hui and the other three were dumbfounded.

Men, women, old and young, all of the same color, all with crew cuts!

Lin Hui and the other two looked at each other and said only one thing in their hearts: Folks, you really work hard!

Seeing so many people coming, Zhu Hao was completely panicked.

What's going on here?

Could it be that there was really a mistake?

Lin Hui quickly said: "They not only said I had a crew cut and saw calluses on my hands, but they also said I was shot every day!"

"Bullshit!"

Everyone around them spread their hands, and almost everyone had thick calluses on their hands.

An old man said angrily: "Look at my hands, are they all covered with calluses? I have these calluses for many years. Could it be that they are caused by being beaten every day?"

The fat aunt next to her grabbed Zhu Hao's hand and touched her palm: "My hands are covered with hoes and are calloused from farm work. You touch it, you touch it!"

Zhu Hao was so frightened that he quickly took his hand back and apologized: "I'm sorry, sorry, maybe, maybe we really made a mistake."

Several others also quickly bowed their heads and admitted their mistakes: "I'm sorry, uncle, I'm sorry, aunt, I'm sorry, everyone!"

"Go, go, go!"

He backed away and apologized.

When the distance was about the same, they ran away.

After escaping into the car, Zhu Hao breathed a sigh of relief: "I went there, but I made a mistake. Isn't this called Langlang Village? Why did it change to Pingtou Village? Do the people today like to bulldoze their heads so much?"

The person in the passenger seat was still frightened: "I told you not to act recklessly but you didn't listen. I almost couldn't explain it."

Zhu Hao said awkwardly: "We can't let the brigade commander know about this, otherwise we will be scolded to death."

"Nonsense, hurry up!"

Start the car and flee here in a panic.

Watching the car drive away, Lin Hui finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He turned to look at the village chief and asked, "Village Chief, why do you all have shaved heads?"

The village chief smiled proudly and said: "This is my idea, isn't it good?"

Lin Hui was a little embarrassed: "It's true, it's true, but I've wronged you too much."

The old lady who played Lin Hui's wife said: "What are you talking about? We, the military and civilians, are one family. You have come to help us with so much work. I don't know how to thank you. Besides, these are all from other provinces. We are all enemies, and our own people must help our own people."

"Besides, it's so nice to get a buzzcut on a hot day, and there's still shampoo left."

The others immediately laughed.

Anyway, they succeeded in driving away the enemy.

That's it!

Lin Hui gave them a thumbs up: "I have never admired anyone in my life, but today I will admire your whole village. If it were during a war, all of them would be heroes!"

The village chief raised his head proudly: "That's right, that's right. If something like this happens in the future, remember to come back to us!"

Lin Hui turned his head, his eyes flashing: "Village Chief, let's not do it next time, let's just do it this time. I also want to ask you for a favor."

The village chief almost vomited blood: I just said it casually, to be polite, why do you still take it seriously?