Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

I don’t know who spread the first half of the rumor, but the culprit of the second half of the rumor is right in front of her!

Yi Zhonghai was quite arrogant: "Don't ask too many questions. There are some things you can only do to help. Do the things I've asked you to do."

After that, as if he was afraid that Qin Huairu would still be lucky, he quickly added a few words: As long as the fat man is brought down, our two families will have the final say in this yard. otherwise……"

"..."

The fat man listened impatiently and took out the medicine bottle from his trouser pocket.

Just like the last time I used a bottle of love potion, things produced in Stardew Valley are always so convenient and quick.

Aiming the mouth of the bottle at the cellar, the full bottle of medicinal powder slowly disappeared out of thin air; the fat man put away the empty bottle, then took out an iron general from his pocket, put it on the door knocker of the vegetable cellar, and clicked it!

There is this paragraph in Teacher Guo's cross talk: "I will travel to the Three Mountains and the Five Mountains, hate the sky and the earth, and take charge of most of Tianjin and surrounding counties..."

This ring refers to the door handle at the entrance to the cellar or well in the past. You can pull this to open it from the outside.

The fat man estimated that it would take some time for the "itching powder" to take effect, so he patiently waited outside with his watch on his hands.

It's as if the big dragon group beat the opponent and wiped out the group, but instead of rushing to attack, everyone went back to the city to buy equipment first.

Yi Zhonghai knew the essence of beating a bunch of people to give a sweet date. When he saw that the beating was almost done, he comforted Qin Huairu and said:

"When Bangge comes out, with the two of us protecting him, I will teach him techniques, and he may not have a good future. But if so many of us can't beat Fatty, then it's hard to say what will happen in the future... …”

Sure enough, Qin Huairu's IQ became online again when it came to "BangGeng".

He gratefully said to Yi Zhonghai: "Banggen's father passed away early, and we orphans and widowers don't have anyone to support them. Otherwise, it would be his uncle who is the one to support him. Don't worry, I will definitely let Banggen in the future." Be filial to you."

Even Xu Damao didn't like her, let alone Yi Dede?

Yi Zhonghai interrupted Qin Huairu mercilessly: "That's enough! Don't be clever with me, you know better than anyone else."

He was about to say some harsh words to Qin Huairu, when suddenly he felt a sharp pain on his back. But Yi Zhonghai didn't take it seriously, man.

Even Yu Li said that the first three things Fatty does when he comes home every day are to look for his daughter, go to the toilet, and then ask her to scratch his itch...

Yi Zhonghai originally wanted to endure it and go back to the house to let his aunt scratch him, but he didn't expect that his body was getting more and more itchy!

At first, it was just a local itching on the back, but it soon spread to the entire back. There is a word called microdermabrasion and itching, which refers to Yi Zhonghai's current state.

After a while, not only my back, but also my neck, armpits, arms, thighs, feet... there was no place on my body that was not itchy.

Yi Zhonghai didn't care whether Qin Huairu was still here. He scratched everywhere on his body and said to Qin Huairu, "What's going on? What the hell is going on here, why are there still lice?"

Lice may be just a noun for people born in the 90s and 00s.

But for this era, as well as the wave of fat people in the future, and those born in the 80s, it was really a bleak experience that they don’t want to recall.

At that time, cats, dogs, and some dark and humid places, such as factory drainage ditches, warehouses, etc., were easily attracted to lice.

If you accidentally bring it home... then wait until the whole family is bitten and are red and swollen. While scratching, you will dig through all the clothes, bedding, and even pillows, anything that will come into contact with people. Go out and beat it with a stick, and scald it with boiling water!

Tiny, inconspicuous lice can make the whole family jump up and down.

Now Yi Zhonghai thought he had attracted lice.

Qin Huairu was also itching badly, but she was a woman and a widow after all; she couldn't scratch her body in front of Yi Zhonghai, right? So I could only endure it.

Yi Zhonghai became more and more itchy and couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Let's leave quickly. The hygiene of this vegetable cellar should be improved."

Qin Huairu didn't get what she wanted, so the two rushed to the entrance of the vegetable cellar. Yi Zhonghai stretched out his hands and pushed hard...

Yi Zhonghai pushed hard again without believing in evil, and then his heart was enveloped by a huge fear, and his voice trembled: "No, I've been tricked!"

Qin Huairu didn't know what he was talking about. She couldn't bear the itch anymore, so she pushed him away impatiently and pushed him hard...

The two of them looked at each other, and Qin Huairu's voice was filled with tears: "Master, what should I do? You should think of a solution quickly!"

Yi Zhonghai felt like there were ten thousand mosquitoes biting him, thousands of lice biting him, and hundreds of ants crawling all over his body. It was so itchy that he wanted to scratch his heart and lungs.

However, Qin Huairu kept making noises next to her and pushed her aside angrily, no longer caring whether she was in front of the juniors.

He quickly started to unbutton his clothes and take off his cotton-padded jacket, and he had to scratch him.

Seeing Yi Zhonghai unscrupulously taking off his cotton-padded jacket and sweater, shaking off the clothes vigorously when he was done, scratching his body desperately with both hands;

Qin Huairu couldn't bear it any longer and ran towards the vegetable cellar in a panic. She found a place to carry someone on her back and quickly unbuttoned her clothes and scratched her as hard as she could.

The fat man heard a series of thin movements coming from below, and knew that it was almost time.

He took out a pen and paper from the space, wrote a note with his left hand, picked up a stone and wrapped it around it.

Then he came to the backyard, aimed it at the window of Liu Haizhong's house, and threw it straight in!

Liu Haizhong was sitting at home sulking. He had three sons. The eldest married his wife and went to another place, never to come back again.

The elder couple put the most effort into him, loved him the most, and took responsibility for him deeply. As a result, the boss also looked at him the most blindly, and would not come back to see them during the holidays, as if he was invisible.

Although the second and third children may have grown a little, they can still stay with their parents.

Being beaten and scolded at will can give Liu Haizhong a perverted psychological satisfaction; but now, one has been sentenced to five years and the other has been sentenced to three years, and both sons are in jail and eating bread.

The more Liu Haizhong thought about it, the angrier he became. He drank up the white wine in front of him in one gulp and cursed through gritted teeth: "Fat man, I will kill you... Ouch!"

Before he finished his blow, he heard a "bang", and accompanied by the crisp sound of glass breaking, a stone whizzed into his face.

Liu Haizhong was hit with a "click" and fell to the ground - the stool completely crushed him. His second aunt heard the noise and came out to take a look. She immediately screamed: "Old man! Old man!" What's wrong with you? Come, help!"