Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

The nights this year are very quiet, there are no noise sources, not to mention mobile phones and computers, even TVs are only owned by four families in the entire courtyard;

Oh, now there are five. Yi Zhonghai also bought one as an important part of his retirement plan. Every night, Sophora japonica would come to his house to watch it.

The second aunt was so angry that most of the courtyard could hear her voice. She yelled a few more times, and now even the front yard heard her.

Xu Damao lived nearest, so he and Qin Jingru were the first to arrive. As soon as they entered the house, they exclaimed: "Oh, second uncle, what's going on?"

The second aunt was ill and rushed to the doctor. She didn't care about her feud with him, and shouted quickly: "Da Mao, come help, hurry up and save your second uncle!"

Call Xu Damao a bad person, he is indeed bad; but he never does anything wrong in terms of human relations and sophistication.

In the TV series, the second uncle's family got into trouble twice, but it was all thanks to Xu Damao.

This time, the two brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu were fighting, and they hit Liu Haizhong. His second aunt was so anxious that her throat became hoarse, and no one came to take care of her;

In the end, Xu Damao was the first to come over, persuaded brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu to leave, and then called a tricycle rider from outside to take them to the hospital.

Later, his second aunt suffered from cerebral congestion. By that time, Xu Damao's house had already installed a telephone, and he called 120 in time and called an ambulance, which saved his second aunt's life.

It's the same now. When he heard the second aunt shouting, Xu Damao rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward to help the second uncle up without saying a word.

Qin Jingru's sharp eyes spotted the stone with the note wrapped around it: "What is this?"

His second aunt grabbed it in her hand, took off the note in a hurry, and handed it to Xu Damao: "What is written on it?"

She didn't know how to read, and many people like her didn't know how to read at that time.

In another time and space, Fatty looked at his grandparents' household registration books. In the column for education level, grandma’s was written “illiterate”…

Xu Damao hurriedly took it and took a look, and then his expression became strange; his second aunt was worried: "What is it written on?"

Xu Damao looked strange: "Someone broke the shoes in the vegetable cellar."

What? The second aunt and Qin Jingru looked at each other. After that, the silly girl snatched the note from Xu Damao's hand as if she didn't believe in evil. She was dumbfounded at first sight.

Not to mention how wonderful Liu Haizhong's house was, the fat man quickly ran back to the front yard, pretending to have just come back from the toilet;

But in fact, he has never used the public toilet outside once. He always goes back to Stardew Valley to solve his personal problems. Doesn't the flush toilet smell good?

The doors of several houses in the front yard opened almost at the same time. Yan Bugui once again played the role of a police dog: "It sounds like Lao Liu's house. Let's go over and have a look."

The fat man walked up to Yu Li calmly: "What's wrong?"

Yu Li shook her head blankly: "Don't you know?" Then she pushed the fat man in disgust: "Wash your hands!"

Soon everyone in the yard gathered at the door of Liu Haizhong's house.

Before Fatty could turn on the voice changer, Shazhu and Jia Zhangshi acted as his mouth substitutes.

One asked: "Where is the first uncle?"

Another asked: “Where is my daughter-in-law?”

Only then did his aunt realize why the old man was not here. This was not his style!

The same goes for Sophora japonica. Why is her mother not here at this juncture? Is she a good person?

Who is Xu Damao? He is extremely confident, but also extremely low on self-esteem. He is still very thoughtful. At this time, he suddenly took out the note from his pocket: "Okay, Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu broke the shoes in the vegetable cellar!"

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and everyone in the yard exploded.

Jia Zhang rushed towards Xu Damao and said, "I'll tear your mouth off!"

His aunt stopped working: "Xu Damao, how dare you slander my old man's reputation like this!"

Xu Damao hid in a hurry: "It's not me, it's this note! It's wrapped in stone and it's on the second uncle's face. Look at it!"

The fat man pretended to be curious and took a step forward to help him block Jia Zhang's fat bitch.

Jia Zhang accidentally bumped into the fat man, feeling as if he had bumped into granite.

He let out an "ouch" in pain and fell to the ground. Fortunately, Huaihua stopped him in time.

At times like this, when the first uncle is gone and the second uncle is useless, Yan Bugui, the third uncle, feels that he can do it again.

He made his sticky voice: "What's going on? Xu Damao, you, you, you made it clear!"

He's a primary school teacher, and he stumbles when he gets excited. I don't know how he got into the teaching ranks.

The fat man pushed Silly Zhu, who hugged Xu Damao: "Robinson Sun, what's going on? What's the note? Bring it to me!"

Xu Damao obediently handed over the note. When Silly Zhu took it over and took a look, he looked spartan...

The note said that someone broke shoes in the vegetable cellar. Everyone in the hospital was there except Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu.

Thinking back to the last time Liu Lan made a strong statement and Qin Huairu's house collapsed... He believed it, he really believed it!

Silly Zhu passed the note to the third aunt with an expressionless face. The third aunt could read and gave it to the third uncle after reading it.

I have to say that as long as Silhu doesn't lick Qin Huairu, his IQ is absolutely online. Not only is it enough, it’s also wilting.

Just like now, he didn't give this note to the first aunt and the second aunt Jia Zhang, but directly gave it to the third aunt. Why? Afraid of them destroying the evidence!

Now it's okay, if old guy Yan Bugui sees it, then this matter will never end.

I think back to that time when Banggen stole the chicken, he was acting against his conscience and sincerely the chicken was his. At that time, it was the old guy Yan Bugui who kept him from coming to Taiwan. From the Dongdan Vegetable Market, to the Chaoyang Vegetable Market, and then to his lunch box, there was nothing he didn't do...

Now it's okay, such a big deal was handed to Yan Bugui's hands. As expected, Yan Bugui's face changed color: "Everyone, someone anonymously reported that someone in our hospital is having sex in the vegetable cellar!"

After saying that, he called the name of his boss: "That Jie Cheng, you hurry up and take the people, take this young and strong guy from our hospital, rush over first, be sure to block him! This guy from our army will be here soon!" "

Catch an adulterer, many people have only heard of it in legends and have never really seen it.

So Auntie, Jia and Zhang couldn't help but argue, and the group headed towards the vegetable cellar.

Especially Liu Haizhong, who asked his second aunt to support him and said through gritted teeth that if he caught someone today, he would definitely punish them!

That's right, there is a legal solution. Even now, even in another 40 years, this is also immoral and blatantly violates public order and good customs. The public security organs have the right to control it.

The fat man accompanied Yu Li, mixed in with the large army, and followed him leisurely, waiting to see the show.

The two of them bit their ears as if no one else was watching: "Do you think it's really the uncle and Qin Huairu in the vegetable cellar?"