Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Everyone who watches this show has a different interpretation, and fat people will naturally have such doubts. From a human perspective, it doesn’t make sense!

Lou Xiao'e is a woman who speaks and does things very grandly, and she doesn't mince words: "They all call you Fatty, what is your real name?"

Is this the first neighbor to ask him his real name? The fat man was stunned for a moment before replying: "Chen Kang. Erdong Chen, Jingkang's Kang."

Lou Xiao'e tilted her head curiously: "Why not a healthy Kang? Jingkang is a shameful person, but it is still shameful... The country is a hatred of the family, and your father is also a person who has feelings for his family and his country."

The fat man just thought of Yang Kang in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and said this casually. He didn't expect Lou Xiao'e to make up such a large section of content out of thin air.

"Chen Kang, right? My mouth has been very bitter these past two days, and I want your fish. I won't take it for free, I will give you something in exchange."

Lou Xiao'e is a rare kind person in this courtyard, generous and bright.

After saying that, she went back to the house to get a handful of peanuts, two bunches of mushrooms, four eggs, and two tomatoes. She put these things in a net bag, exchanged them with the fat man for a fish, and went home happily carrying the straw rope. went.

The fat man is happy too. Compared to fish, mushrooms and eggs are more suitable for sisters; not to mention there are a handful of peanuts, which are just right for Lao Chen to drink.

There was no need to go to work the next morning, so the fat man slept until 8 o'clock before carrying his things and heading home in high spirits.

At this time, pork costs 7 cents per pound, so you have to ask for a ticket.

Food stamps, coal stamps, meat stamps, cloth stamps, oil stamps, tofu stamps, non-staple food stamps... These stamps are the memories of a generation.

The full name of the meat stamp is "meat subsidy supply coupon", with a denomination of 250 grams (half a catty), and a purple stamp on the ticket.

To ask how scarce meat was at this time, Fatty only found out after seeing the data in the newspaper:

According to statistics, the per capita consumption of pork in our city last year was 9 taels... which means that sometimes we can't eat meat even once a month.

When I got home, my eldest sister went to work, and my father didn't know where he went to pick up the slack.

Zhou Haiqin once again disliked the two daughters on a daily basis: "They all don't know what to do when they go out. They just stay at home all day long, even if they just go to the street to get some matchboxes and come back to do it?"

"Mom, there are quotas for how to get matchboxes on the streets every month. You can't just get them if you want! Besides, it only costs 1000 cents for 5 of them. After the paste, you'll get sores on your buttocks. It's a waste of your eyes. , I can’t bear to let my sister do this.”

Zhou Haiqin came out with a broomstick. As soon as they met, he asked the fat man three questions in a very friendly manner: "Why don't you go to work? What are you doing when you come back? You have learned to talk back, right?"

The fat man quickly handed over the things: "I won't go to work this morning. Let's see what good things I bring back!"

Oh, peanuts, eggs, and persimmons are all good things; and the two bunches of dried mushrooms can be stored and used to stew meat during the holidays.

Finally, it was the half kilogram of pork that made Zhou Haiqin’s face fall: “Where did it come from?”

"Of course I bought it! Mom, what are you looking at? I am also an employee of the factory after all, so I have a ticket, okay?"

Zhou Haiqin hit the fat man on the buttocks with a broomstick, and the force was almost like sweeping away ashes; the fat man smiled playfully: "Hey, it doesn't hurt."

Zhou Haiqin glared: "There may be internal injuries!"

Chen Yan and Chen Fang immediately burst into laughter, and as soon as the younger brother came back, they "played with each other in colorful clothes." Let this home be filled with laughter again.

In the morning, Fatty told his mother and sisters some of the interesting things that had happened recently.

The fat man said vividly: "I took off my shoes and socks and went down into the river. The water was quite cold; I just touched and touched and touched in the mud... and I felt a rough strip of hair at the bottom of the river, about more than a foot long. If you catch a long fish and take a look, guess what?"

Chen Fang was impatient and slapped the fat man: "What's the point? Tell me!"

"When I saw it, it turned out to be a big black fish! This guy has black spots. My mother said that eating black fish strengthens the muscles and bones. I was just happy, but this guy suddenly flicked his tail and broke away from me. His hands were crackling as he dug into the mud."

As he spoke, the fat man drank a glass of cold water and continued: "Can I make it run away? I didn't care about the mud on my face. I chased it all the way. After groping for a long time, I finally found the right front Something was moving in the mud; Lima pounced on it, grabbed the fish by its head, and threw it to the shore.

When I landed on the shore, I found that the black fish was still flapping its tail desperately, its eyes were bulging, and its sharp teeth were open, looking very fierce! I picked up a dead branch and stuck it in its mouth. It thought it was a small fish and wouldn't let go! Hehe, just like that, I carried the branch back to it. The boss of our factory was very happy and rewarded me with a meat ticket. "

Zhou Haiqin was so angry that she also slapped the fat man on the body. This brat not only satisfied their curiosity, but also explained where his meat ticket came from in a different way, so as to save his mother from worrying about it.

I had mixed feelings again for a while. It was really different from before. The brat suddenly grew up...

At noon, the fat man had a meal of scrambled eggs with tomatoes and two bowls of rice at home.

This persimmon may be a bit sour. Chen Fang spit out the sour water while eating it: "It's like a holiday when you come home. Our mother is even willing to cook white rice, unlike when you were not at home, it was either vegetables or vegetables every day. The radish and rice are also half dry and half watery, except for the red potato, which is taro..."

Zhou Haiqin slapped the table: "I can't stop you from eating. If you think the food is poor, move out by yourself!"

Chen Fang lowered her head to eat in aggrieved manner. The fat man couldn't bear to see this and said: "Mom, you should eat better in normal times. I am earning a salary now, and our family's life no longer has to be as tight as in the past."

The old mother was partial to her younger son, so she hurriedly put eggs in his bowl: "Don't worry about family matters. Take your salary home and mom will save it for you, so you can marry your daughter-in-law."

The fat man put the eggs into Chen Fang's bowl in disgust: "I don't like eggs the most..."

Even Chen Gangqiang was amused by his "beat me when I see you" look.

As soon as he went to work in the afternoon, Liu Lan came to him mysteriously: "Fat man, someone came to report to God this morning. Silly Zhu already knew about what you did for the factory leader last night. Be careful. .”

The fat man nodded. From the moment he decided to seize the opportunity, he knew that such a day would come sooner or later.

As for who told Silly Zhu, it is no longer important. What's more, what can he do if he knows?

The fat man politely hugged Liu Lan into his arms. For the first time, his young body felt what a happy "planet" was.