Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Liu Lan seemed to be frozen by Sun Wukong. His mind went blank. Just when he was about to struggle subconsciously, the fat man couldn't wait to pick peaches...

Liu Lan chased the fat man and beat him twice, feeling embarrassed and angry: "You fat man, you look so honest, but you are also full of bad ideas!"

"..."

The whole afternoon was uneventful, and the fat man continued to do his job.

When it was time to prepare dinner, Master Wang came to discuss with him: "Fat man, there are two dishes for us tonight, one for each of us. What do you think?"

In this era, factories and mines like Hongxing Factory pay attention to the policy of "producing nearby, supplying nearby" and supplementing it with adjustments. The daily vegetable supply mainly consists of a few types such as Chinese cabbage, radish, and potatoes, which cannot meet the needs of employees at all. .

Morning vegetables such as spinach, kidney beans, eggplants, peppers, tomatoes, leeks, etc. are expensive, which increases the cost of living for employees.

The supply of pork is even more insufficient. Every year, the employees can only get a few kilograms of pork and a small amount of fish, including salted fish. There are almost no soy products. Can you believe that tofu at this time is considered a luxury product?

Even pickles, fermented bean curd, stinky tofu and the like are rarely available in local stores, so Hongxing Factory has to purchase them from cities such as Shenyang.

Before the trip, Fatty had watched a period drama, which was obviously about factories and mines canteens, but one day the words "Three meats and three vegetables" were written on the blackboard in the canteen!

The meat dishes include ants climbing a tree and braised lion heads, and the vegetarian dishes even include boiled cabbage! Good guy, that's all...

For tonight's meal, Fatty fried a stir-fried radish skin.

What stands out about this dish is one word: spicy!

Fatty removed the seeds from the dried chili peppers and cut them into sections; he dipped and fried the parsnips the same way he did last time. This method is not common in the north. Master Wang came here specially to learn from it.

After frying the dried chili pepper until crispy, leave some oil in the pot, put the cut radish skin into the pan and stir-fry over high heat. When it is about to come out of the pan, pour the dried chili pepper in, and it's done.

In the evening, the fried radish skin made by Fatty was not surprisingly well received by the employees.

There is a person who can't eat spicy food. He sticks out his tongue and puts rice into his mouth while "hissing, sizzling". When he's done, he must say: "Sizzling! It's so satisfying!"

Liu Lan took a lunch box and ordered both dishes in advance, and brought them to Deputy Factory Director Li's office before he got off work.

Deputy Director Li was delighted when he saw this fried radish skin: "This is fried by a fat man."

After saying that, he tasted another dish of vinegar potato chips, and stopped eating after one bite: "Lao Wang's craftsmanship is still not good enough."

Liu Lan took the opportunity to ask him: "What are you going to do with Fatty?"

Deputy Director Li, who was eating chili peppers, was stunned and looked at her in confusion. Liu Lan explained: "Youer Shen told Shazhu what happened last night."

Deputy Director Li smiled, but his eyes did not smile. He was very careless, but rather eye-catching.

There seemed to be some conspiracy brewing under his smiling face, and he said to Liu Lan: "That's not good. Real gold is not afraid of fire, so let Silly Zhu test him."

"..."

As soon as Fatty entered the courtyard in the evening, he felt that the atmosphere was not right.

When I was about to arrive at the Intermediate Court, I met Yan Jiecheng and said to him: "I'm back just in time to hold a general meeting of the hospital!"

House-wide meeting? This is the repertoire of the courtyard house. The fat man asked him: "Why?"

Yan Jiecheng shook his head: "Silly Zhu beat Xu Damao. He also pushed Lou Xiao'e over and hit the coal shelf. She got a cut on her head. She clamored to go to the police station, and the first uncle called for a hospital-wide meeting. ”

Silly Zhu’s balls don’t hurt anymore? And Yi Zhonghai, if something happens to Si Zhu, he will really come in!

In the mood of watching a good show, the fat man went back to the house to drink a bowl of water. After that, he carried a chair to the backyard for a meeting.

Qin Huairu saw him and waved to him; the fat man moved a chair and sat down, so she covered her mouth with her hand and whispered to the fat man: "Do you understand?"

The fat man nodded: "I met Yan Jiecheng when I came back."

Qin Huairu nodded: "I will speak to your master later."

The fat man chuckled. He didn't say anything, but he thought in his heart, let's see.

Forty years in another world have taught Fatty that if he wants to get along within the system, he must not be too conspicuous, but he must not be completely ignored and have no sense of existence.

Otherwise, when you need help, you won't be able to find anyone to help you.

The correct approach is to show some brilliance while pretending to be harmless. In this way, you will not attract too much attention and let people stare at you all the time.

Stretching his neck to look around, Xu Damao's nose was bruised and his face was swollen. Silly Zhu was really ruthless!

Look at Lou Xiao'e again, her face is pale, her forehead is wrapped with gauze, she is sitting there holding the table, feeling sorry for herself.

By the way, where is Shazhu? The fat man stood up a little more, only to find that Shazhu was lying on a reclining chair...

He beat someone and still looked depressed, as if he was saying: "Putting aside the facts, is Xu Damao not wrong at all?"

In this courtyard, the deaf old lady, Yi Zhonghai, the Jia family, and Silly Zhu form a small group.

Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong are a team, and Yan Bugui has a cooperative relationship with them; when there is benefit, they are a team, and when there is no benefit, they just sit on the sidelines.

Liu Haizhong is a fan of officials. Every time there is a meeting of the hospital, he rushes to speak: "This meeting today is mainly to discuss the matter of Silly Zhu beating Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e. This..."

Before he finished speaking, Silly Zhu sat up from the recliner: "Second uncle, what are you talking about? I hit Xu Damao because he deserved to be hit! But he is him, Lou Xiao'e is Lou Xiao'e, and I didn't even touch her Fingers!”

"Then what's the injury on her forehead?"

Silly Zhu interrupted his speech for no reason, and the center of his bangs became very angry.

Lou Xiao'e also stood up angrily and said, "Silly Zhu! You were the one who pushed me!"

For the first time, Fatty learned about the word "qigugu", which turned out to be a verb...

Silly Zhu is confident. As long as he is in this courtyard and as long as Yi Zhonghai is still the master of this courtyard, then he will be fine.

It’s always been like this! Why Xu Damao is always dealt with by Silly Zhu is not because he can't see clearly.

Silly Zhu has spent so much money and fattened so many people over the years, just for today!

Sure enough, Liu Haizhong had just raised his head, and Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but stand up: "Xu Damao, what did you do to Zhu Zhu when he was injured? Have you forgotten everything?"

It's a good thing he didn't mention this, as the matter was almost over. As a result, after Yi Zhonghai's reminder, all the eldest and youngest daughters-in-law in the yard covered their mouths and laughed.

The gossip's voice quickly covered Yi Zhonghai: "Xu Damao flicked Si Zhu's balls, how can Si Zhu not avenge this?"