Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Oh, it doesn’t exist in this era, so that’s okay.

The fat man put his hands in his pockets and walked directly between them.

The leader is stupid, Xiaozei, can't you see who is in control of the situation now?

"stop!"

Someone finally spoke up, without any momentum at all, looking like he was malnourished.

The fat man ignored it, as if he didn't hear anything.

Hula Chao, these people quickly caught up with him and surrounded him.

The fat man couldn't bear to look at the one at the head. He looked like Deng Bao. His hair hadn't been washed in a hundred years, right?

The fat man subconsciously took two steps back. This guy proudly said to his friends: "Now you know you are afraid?"

The fat man shook his head: "No, I'm afraid you will pass the lice to me."

"..."

you you you! Damn, it was so annoying. The leader had not been angry like this in years. He threw away his arms, clenched his fists, and walked towards the fat man like a bastard.

The other guys saw the fat man's shoulders move, and then that bastard, ah no, it was Wang Dexi, fell to the ground.

Just like Mr. Ma with the "Five Lightning Whips", standing straight and straight!

You’ve already taken action, so what else is there to say? let's hit.

There were 6 or 7 people in their group. MCA and the others definitely do not have such great energy, so who ordered them to come? The answer is readily apparent.

But through this incident, Fatty also saw it. Silly Zhu didn't dare to do anything to him openly. After all, no matter in the factory or in the courtyard, everyone knew that Fatty was your apprentice.

As a master, you don't teach your disciples the craftsmanship, and you want to beat the apprentice because you are jealous that the apprentice steals your limelight. That's a shame.

It stinks ten miles away from the wind! Let alone marrying a wife, I am afraid even Qin Huairu will avoid him...

They say fools are not stupid, but no, he was very clear about it!

Even when he was looking for someone to take care of the fat man, he was always professional. Why do you say that? Because no matter how heroic or good a person is, he will never be able to defeat four people with his bare hands!

There are no eyes behind you. There are 4 people on the opposite side. One of them will grab your attention from the front, another will harass you from the side, and the remaining two will give you a few harsh blows from behind.

But the fat man is a cook, so it makes sense to carry a big spoon with him, right?

When making big pot rice, the large spoon is too small to be useful, so 10 taels for this one is not too much, right?

10. If someone slaps you on the head with a heavy spoon, you will be stunned. Is this also consistent with the Pythagorean Theorem?

When the fight started, they realized that they had hit an iron plate!

This group of people is a group of factory boys from the Red Star Factory. Similar to Qin Huairu in nature, he doesn't work hard all day long and doesn't think about getting graded.

They are all singles. They think it is quite honorable to earn 27 yuan a month. They just want to hang around and wait for their younger brothers and sisters to take over.

A bunch of people share similar odors and are used to making noises together. They always feel that they are the "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousnesses" and are heroes.

As a result, I really met someone who dared to kill me today, and I realized that hitting my forehead with a spoon would really hurt!

There was also a big 42-foot kick on the ribs, almost breaking it!

Fatty, who has a combat skill bonus of 5, would also hit critical hits from time to time. In front of him, these guys were like chickens and tile dogs, selling signs... Ahem, I can't say this!

The fat man stared at the guy who danced the most happily, then kicked the ground hard, as if his feet were equipped with springs, and suddenly appeared in front of him.

Before he could react, two straight punches, one left and one right, hit him in the face. Just as the top two punches passed by, the bottom kick came over again, stepping on his lower abdomen. At that time, he let go He made an appointment, and then the fat man's punch came again, hitting him right in the middle of the nose, causing both of his fists to bloom.

The other guy, who was big and round, saw the opportunity and wanted to hug the fat man from behind.

This was a common tactic they used to fight with others. As long as an ordinary person is hugged by him, and with his advantageous weight, he only needs to press hard on the ground, that person will be like the monkey trapped under the Wuzhi Mountain, with his butt thrust outward, and then his friends will come up and punch him. Kick.

But Fatty's response was far beyond his expectation.

A normal person's instinctive action is to avoid, which just gives him an opportunity; but the fat man did the opposite and took the initiative to get into his arms!

The fat man's head came in, reminding him of the scene in Zuojiazhuang when he was a child, when he encountered a wild boar in the mountains and almost flew away. After so many years, the memory is still fresh.

He staggered back several steps, reaching out to hug the fat man in the process. As a result, the fat man suddenly turned around and hugged one of his legs, and then lifted it up without any delay!

He grabbed his hands and struggled to regain his center of gravity, but gravity told him, "All struggles are in vain, just lie down!"

So he fell to the ground with a clang, and the fat man knelt down, pressing his knee heavily on his neck. The guy slapped his hands randomly, and soon he started speaking in foreign languages: "I CAN'T BREATH! I CAN 'T BREATH!"

When the fat man stood up again and stared at the remaining people fiercely like a ferocious beast staring at its prey, these guys got scared, lost their courage, and dispersed in a crowd!

The fat man finally took the time to pat the vomit on his pants and returned to the cafeteria humming a song.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Ma Hua leaning against Shazhu's ear. The two of them were whispering and didn't know what they were talking about.

When I saw the fat man, I was a little dumbfounded. Subconsciously, he said: "Are you back?"

"That's right. Why don't you come back and spend the New Year in the toilet?"

Ma Hua was stabbed by the fat man instead. He looked at him suspiciously and suddenly saw blood stains on his sleeves. He came over and asked pretending to be concerned: "Are you okay? Why is there blood on your sleeves?"

The fat man took a look, walked to the edge of the pool, rubbed it gently with soap, and said calmly: "It's dog blood. 6 or 7 wild dogs barked at me, and asked me to kill one."

As soon as such an explosive sentence came out, everyone in the cafeteria changed their expressions!

The fat aunt was the first to fire at MCA: "What's going on? Please explain it to me clearly!"

Ma Hua felt guilty and ran away: "I, I need to go to the toilet..."

Fat Aunt's eyes moved back and forth between Fatty and Silly Zhu. When she was done, she said to Zhao Laoer, "Go and take a look."

Zhao Laoer had benefited from Fat Aunt last time and was very willing to be driven by her, so he chased her out without saying a word.

Silly Zhu glanced at them conspiratorially, tilted his head, and sat there with a dead face without saying a word.

In the afternoon, Liu Lan made excuses and came to Deputy Director Li's office.