Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

"Xu Damao deserves it. If it were me, I would beat him up too! Can I play casually in that place?"

"When we were kids, we weren't allowed to kick in the crotch or poke eyes in when we were fighting. We didn't follow the rules of the world!"

"..."

Look, Xu Damao's beating was not unfair at all. Who told him to be mean?

Qin Huairu covered her mouth and smiled, but as if she was afraid of neglecting Fatty, she whispered: "Hey Fatty, you are a man, does it really hurt to tell my sister?"

The corner of the fat man's mouth twitched: "Sister Qin, I have read in a scientific book that the pain index for a woman giving birth is 57, and the push my master made from the clothes hanger was equivalent to the pain of giving birth to 158 children."

Qin Huairu performed a live performance of "Venus Opens Her Mouth". The advantage of good looks is that when she makes a good-looking expression, she will make people feel relaxed and happy; even if she is deliberately funny, people will think she is cute, just like Qin Huairu.

The negative teaching material is Silly Pillar. Even if he practices micro-expressions in front of the mirror every day, at best it will make people think he is a bit ugly; but if it swells up like this and reveals his true colors, then he is really an ugly person. There’s an old adage about making more mistakes.

Qin Huairu then remembered that Fatty had graduated from junior high school, which was considered acceptable in this era.

But he has two young and beautiful sisters, which Qin Huairu has to guard against. Speaking of which, Silly Zhu was injured not just because of his two sisters.

It's getting more and more lively downstairs, and it's almost turning into a vegetable market.

Yi Zhonghai shouted angrily: "Everyone, be quiet! This matter is very clear. Xu Damao took advantage of Zhu Zhu's injury to add insult to injury. Zhu Zhu was angry and had a conflict with Xu Damao, but he was too harsh and must apologize to Xu Damao! Also! , Lou Xiaoe also paid the medical expenses to others because of your injuries."

That's it? Fatty finally saw this tonight. In another world, Xu Damao's injury would be considered minor even if he went for an injury assessment.

Beating others and causing minor injuries is enough to warrant detention or surveillance!

However, just because this person is a fool, and he happens to be the eldest man in this courtyard, it ends when he apologizes.

The uncle's behavior reminded Fatty of the owners' committee in another world.

Before this official fan organization was established, the community was relatively peaceful. It's like a bowl of water. If you leave it there and no one takes it, there won't be any big problems.

But if people are fighting to get the bowl of water, there will be a big problem! Because the saying "a bowl of water is equal" itself is bullshit.

But what does this have to do with the fat man? When everyone comes to the meeting, he also comes to the meeting; when everyone leaves with their stools, he also carries the chairs home.

Before returning to the house, Fatty saw the way Silly Zhu looked at him, but he didn't take it seriously.

Traveling to this era, Fatty's biggest discomfort is that it is so boring at night!

No cell phones, no computers, no takeout, and no barbecue. Fortunately, Stardew Valley allowed him to spend a lot of time, so every night became the busiest time for Fatty.

Opening up wasteland, planting land, watering, fertilizing, fishing, scavenging... By the way, I harass the beautiful boss lady on time every day.

As soon as the fat man entered Stardew Valley, Silly Zhu pushed open the door and came in.

I originally wanted to beat him up, but then I came in and saw, where was he?

Fatty was not here, and Silly Zhu had nowhere to vent his anger, so he had to look at the furnishings in the room.

The first impression this room gave him was very bad: it was so damn clean!

Everything is placed in a certain order. They are obviously ordinary daily necessities, but the overall effect makes people feel very, well, how do you say that word?

Silly Zhu slapped his thigh, art! That's right, it has a strong artistic sense and is very high-end.

Home furnishings are also a science, not only a branch of aesthetics, but also an indication of the life attitude of the owner of the room.

But Silly Zhu doesn’t like it very much. As the saying goes, the room is clean and smellless, isn’t it...

Most of the furniture in the room had been used by Yu Yu before, including the desk with a missing leg.

Fatty re-reinforced it. The outside of the leg was also wrapped with a paper shell, on which steps were drawn with a pen, which means there are many roads in Shushan. This desk instantly becomes more beautiful!

There were many books on the desk, and Silly Zhu picked one up at random: "Song of Youth"?

Silly Zhu snorted, then threw it aside; he picked up another book: "Thirty-Six Strategies"! You're a cook who doesn't read recipes and studies the art of war instead?

Finally, I picked up another pen writing. Was it written by the fat man? Not to mention that the handwriting is very good, every word is as big as the seal block he cut out.

The fat man wrote a poem by Lermontov:

"The blue sea is misty,

The lonely sail is shining with white light!

……

The roaring sea wind rolls the waves,

The mast bowed and creaked..."

Silly Zhu glanced at ten lines, and then came to the conclusion: What the hell!

When the fat man came out of Stardew Valley, he found that the books on the table had been moved. He thought that Silly Zhu had come in.

Did he come here at this time to cause trouble for him?

With level 5 combat skills in hand, Fatty is now confident. Xu Jiang can even join the fight when necessary!

Silly Zhu Lao said that their school has strict rules and it is not so easy to enter. People like Ma Hua, him, and others are just apprentices assigned by the factory. If you want to truly become a disciple of him, you have to observe him.

Only those with excellent understanding, temperament, and patience can worship the ancestor and be formally accepted as his disciple.

The fat man wished for this. In this new era, only the country and the people could test him.

After a turn of events, Silly Zhu's balls no longer hurt, and he took Zhang, who owed him 500 million in the world, back to the cafeteria.

During the two days when he was away, the atmosphere in the kitchen was always so harmonious and relaxed. Everyone seemed to have endless things to talk about and were so happy together!

But when facing his face, even the smile was fake.

Looking back at MCA and others, they are like the dog in a dog-fighting situation. With the support of a fool, they are all trembling again.

What about fat people?

When you get to work at the right time, it’s time to say hello, as long as you mean it. Whatever you have to do after it's over, if you have any tricks, I'll follow that up, buddy!

During the lunch break, the fat man went out to use the toilet. On his way back, he was blocked by a few arrogant guys.

The fat man looked at them, but he was not impressed. Each of them was dressed more shabbily than the other, and their work clothes were greasier than the other. In another world, you don't even need to put on makeup to play a corpse in Hengdian!

Please, if you want to be ultra-social, you must at least have long hair, cover one eye, and blow it with your mouth every now and then; then wear flashy clothes and bell-bottom pants...