Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack
Chapter 295 What is real?
You Fengxia scolded: "What are you talking about? Isn't it disgusting?"
The Smiling Tiger laughed: "He's already stink. No one wants to see him. He doesn't even have a decent job. He's like asking for food all day long. Last time Gangzi invited him to Qili Pavilion for dinner, this kid actually had something in his pocket. I couldn't even come up with two dollars, so Gangzi's face dropped to the ground, and Gangzi stopped contacting him after that."
You Fengxia frowned: "Can people like this help us?"
"Yes, why not? Talk to Li Ping later and catch him. There is nothing more convincing than a guy who was originally as humble as dust and no one cares about him suddenly becoming rich. People like this, His success stories often make people jealous, and they can't help but lament the vagaries of life, and begin to doubt the meaning of hard work. His experiences often make people believe that as long as you are brave enough, you can obtain huge wealth!"
After saying that, he also sang in a weird accent: "You will become obscene only if you love Bia..."
"..."
BangGeng is quite addictive tonight.
Li Ping's body was fragrant, her little hands were tender, and her waist was soft; especially when she jumped a step, Bang Jian looked at the various men and women hugging each other around her, and thought she was a very gentleman and asked her tentatively: : "I, can I, can I hug you?"
Li Ping was about to burst out laughing, so she had no choice but to lower her head and pretend to be shy and nodded.
When Banggeng saw this, he immediately hugged her. The nephrite was warm and fragrant in his arms, and he was so excited that his brain stopped thinking.
Blindly following the beat of the music mechanically, indulged in the gentle trap.
Li Ping came up with a little plan and coaxed Bangge into wanting to give him his life.
After one dance, Banggeng's "toothpick" almost exploded.
Then she used some small tricks, such as the two of them going to the toilet together, asking Banggong to help her carry her bag, and handing over her personal belongings to him for safekeeping without hesitation, which was enough to show her trust in Banggong.
They also went to the lounge to drink water together. Banggeng didn't have a cup, so Li Ping asked him to use his own cup, which showed the closeness between the two of them.
After resting for a while, he returned to the dance floor and tried his best to teach him how to dance. It could be said that for two whole hours, the two of them were together.
It made Bangge feel like two lifetimes had passed, and he had even thought about where they would be buried together in the future.
As the flashlight in the center of the dance floor began to flash and the explosive disco prelude sounded, Li Pingcai said to him with unfinished content: "It's the last dance, and then the dance hall will close."
Banggeng said subconsciously: "Huh? That's it."
Seeing him like that, Li Ping smiled sweetly, which even took away Banggan's soul.
The two of them found Smiling Tiger and You Fengxia on the dance floor, who were dancing wildly to the music. Banggeng found that Smiling Tiger was actually good at dancing. When he started to break dance, he was simply the most handsome guy in the room!
Many men and women spontaneously formed a circle and watched him and You Fengxia dance fiercely inside.
Several beautiful girls were even more eager to give it a try, eager to go up and get attention under the spotlight.
After the music ended, all the lights in the dance hall turned on, and Banggan followed the Smiling Tiger and the others and filed out with the crowd.
As soon as I came out, the first feeling I felt was cold!
The Smiling Tiger put his coat on You Fengxia's body. Banggeng wanted to do the same, but when he thought that when he took off his coat, only the hurdle vest would be left inside, he held back.
Li Ping tightened her collar weakly, looking even more worried.
The Smiling Tiger saw all this and said to Banggeng: "Do you hear that you will be responsible for sending Li Ping home safely later? Also, come to Guangde Building to see me at 2 o'clock tomorrow afternoon."
Banggeng nodded like a woodpecker, thinking that he had finally met a noble person.
Not only did they have good wine and good food, but they also went to the dance hall and hugged the girl. It was simply the highlight of his life!
While Smiling Tiger was talking to Banggeng, You Fengxia also called Li Ping aside and said, "I've got this kid hooked up. I can give him a little sweetness, but not too much."
Li Ping understood: "Don't worry, Sister Xia, I know what to do."
You Fengxia nodded: "When the work is completed, I will give you a commission, so work hard."
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Fatty slept pitifully at home at night.
To be precise, he slept in the room left by Chen Gangqiang and Zhou Haiqin to Chen Fang.
Fatty and his four siblings, only the third child has no children, and Xing Jianshu and Xing Jianshu are about to fall apart. The old couple left a room for her at home, which is equivalent to leaving a way out for her.
The fat man lay on the hard bed, filled with emotions.
After dinner, Yu Li took Chen Mengqi home. The fat man also wanted to follow, but Yu Li stopped him and said, "I want to quarrel with you."
Seeing how serious she looked, the fat man could only scratch his nose and said, "That's right."
Yu Li thought for a moment and raised three fingers: "Three days, isn't it too much?"
Even if you set a time limit for quarreling, you really can't ask too much from such a wife.
The fat man stopped scratching his nose and said instead: "It's not too much."
"Okay, starting from tonight, I will kick you out of the house tonight, Qiqi, let's go!"
Um, are you being kicked out of the house?
As a result, the fat man had no place to go and had to stay at his parents' house.
After his parents fell asleep, Fatty returned to Stardew Valley.
Looking at the luxurious house with a fireplace and a cellar on the edge of the farm, he walked in with his head shaking.
Emily was already waiting for him at the door, and gave him a kiss as soon as he entered.
Still the paper man’s wife smells good!
The fat man took a bath in the big pool and asked Emily to rub his back with salt and flower petals;
After feeling comfortable, I carved another ice ball, poured a glass of whiskey, lay on the lounge chair by the fireplace, and had a drink with Emily.
At night, when Emily fell asleep, Fatty was lost in thought. Which one is real, here or outside?
The world outside is just the world of "Love in the Courtyard".
But he has a lot more ties, including his parents, three sisters, a wife, a daughter, a son, Lou Xiao'e and Liu Lan.
The world of Stardew Valley is much simpler, just him and Emily.
Sometimes Fatty really wants to stay in Stardew Valley and never go out. How nice it is to be a local owner guarding such a large farm!
But he also knew that he could not live such a monotonous life.
When I was playing the game before traveling through time, it seemed that the fun of the game had been lost after I exhausted all the fun.
I went up to collect vegetables every day, gave gifts to my wife, and walked around the farm, Ginger Island, the town, and the seaside, and then I started to feel bored.
It was before and it is now.
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