Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

During dinner today, Lou Xiao'e officially announced to everyone that she would cooperate with Chen Fang and do business together.

As for Chen Fang, she appointed Fatty to be her agent on the grounds that it was inconvenient for her to show up frequently.

It was because of this that Yu Li kicked him out of the house.

But she was very measured and only said "tonight", and she said it in a gentle tone. It made Fatty feel a lot better.

Unlike his wife before time travel, it was clearly him who bought the house, the down payment saved by their family, and him who worked hard to repay the bank loan every month;

As a result, his wife actually told him to get out of the house during a quarrel? This house is his pre-marital property!

The fat man felt that he must be a scumbag, and that was the case anyway, so he stopped worrying about it.

He simply shook Emily, who was sleeping beside him, awake again, and then got into the stroller, no, it was the little yellow cart...

The next day, early in the morning, the fat man calculated the time to come out of Stardew Valley. After waiting for a while, his mother opened the door and came in.

In front of Zhou Haiqin, Fatty didn't need privacy. She directly lifted the quilt and said domineeringly: "Get up and go back to your own home."

The fat man grabbed the quilt aggrievedly and said, "Mom, Yu Li was quarreling with me. We made an agreement for three days."

Zhou Haiqin was very happy. The daughter-in-law here is so sensible. She can't be found even with a lantern.

He gently slapped the fat man on the head and said, "You are stupid. She said three days is just three days. She was giving you steps and was waiting for you to go back and coax her."

The fat man got up, washed himself, then went downstairs to buy breakfast for his second wife, and then wanted to get the car.

Then I remembered that the van had been driven away by Ben Leihu last night, and I even got a der! Come on, take the bus.

I haven’t taken a bus for a long time, and the buses in Beijing are actually so crowded.

How good the buses were in the past, with people sitting one by one and no one standing; now, my dear, before I get on the bus, the conductor is shouting at the top of his lungs: "Go in, go in, there are big seats inside!"

With the reform and opening up, more and more people are taking advantage of others.

For example, on this bus, "Pa'er" started appearing again.

"Pa'er" means pickpocket. To be precise, the word "pickpocket" is called "Pickpocket's Hand", which comes from "Yeyu Qiudeng Lu·Xiao Lezi": that is, the cut hair in the north, and the pickpocket's hand in the south.

It's a pity that this pa'er keeps his eyes on the fat man.

As soon as this guy put his hand into the fat man's trouser pocket, he was stunned!

What's the matter? He touched a few marbles and rolled them around in the fat man's trouser pocket...

Pinballs are just marbles. He's a big man and he's not a child. Why are you stuffing pinballs into your pocket when you have nothing to do?

The fat man smiled at him: "Isn't it funny? My daughter put this in my pocket yesterday."

Chen Mengqi is already past the age of playing pinball, okay? These pinballs were just transferred by Fatty into his trouser pockets from Stardew Valley!

Knowing that he was in trouble, Pa'er suddenly wanted to take his hand away.

It turned out that his hand seemed to be clamped by pliers and he could not move.

Pa'er became anxious: "You can't kill someone without a nod, do you want to fight with your buddy today?"

The fat man asked him back: "Have you ordered the floor?"

Pa'er is stupid. What do you mean, this kid takes the metaphor seriously?

Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly felt a strong force coming from him, and then he noticed that his eyes were spinning.

It was too late, but it was so fast. In just a blink of an eye, Pa'er felt his body hit the ground heavily, just like in a picture.

The fat man pressed his head: "This is called dotting. Have you learned it?"

Pa'er's eyes turned red in fear: "You? I'll kill you today!"

Then Pa'er was surprised to find that he could move and get up?

Pa'er stood up with a confused look on his face and noticed that the fat man was looking at him with a playful expression.

At this time, everyone on the bus also realized that there was a thief!

He quickly checked to see if he had lost anything, and with the feeling of watching a good show, he surrounded them on three levels inside and three outside!

The fat man suddenly spread his hands towards him and said, "Kick me to death!"

Pa'er wanted to cry, and really wanted to say to him: "Brother, I do technical work, not a bandit."

Even bandits don't have to kill people. Of course, most of them are killed or buried, mostly...

Seeing that Pa'er ignored him, the fat man took another step forward: "Hey, kill me quickly!"

Pa'er was so frightened that he backed away: "You, you, you, don't come over here!"

The fat man grabbed him by the collar: "What's wrong with you? Didn't you say you were going to kill me?"

Pa'er immediately softened: "Brother, no, no, no, do I call you Master? This Master, I was wrong. I will follow you to surrender after getting off the car. Please let me go! I have eighty Year old mother..."

When the bus arrived, the fat man led the pa'er to the police station.

There was Yuyu at the door: "Hey, Sister Yuyu?"

He Yuyu glanced at the fat man, then at Pa'er, and asked, "This is it?"

"You said he took off my pants on the bus, but now he's delivering results for our police uncle!"

Pa'er said weakly: "How can you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air? I just picked your pockets. When did I take off your pants?"

The conversation between the two made He Yuyu laugh. This fat man is almost 40 years old, and he still looks like a child who has not grown up. It is so funny...

He Yuyu glared at him angrily: "He is in the office. You should hurry in."

When Pa'er saw it, his heart felt even colder. He didn't read the almanac when he went out today. Why did he offend such a person? What should I say?

Anyway, today is not going to end well. Didn’t you see that he even knows the family members of the police officers?

Watching the fat man entering the police station and following him into his own home, a policeman saw him and asked, "What brought you here?"

After that, he took the initiative to give him cigarettes. Pa'er was a bachelor and squatted on the ground skillfully: "I surrender!"

Several police officers gathered around him, and the fat man introduced him: "I caught a pickpocket, searched my pockets on the bus, and said he was going to kill me."

Ba'er really cried and said aggrievedly: "Don't talk nonsense. I was just scaring you. I'm a good person!"

In desperation, he even said "I am a good person".

A group of police officers laughed. They have all received professional training. No matter how funny it is, they generally will not laugh unless they can't help it...

Naturally, the director should not be alerted to petty theft, so a random policeman would handle the matter.

The fat man went upstairs to the policeman's office. Just as he was about to knock on the door, the policeman raised his head and looked sharply like he was interrogating a prisoner!

After seeing clearly that it was the fat man, he said with some surprise: "It's your boy!"