Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

The fat man turned around, looked at Chen Fang who was about to cry, and said to her: "Third sister, I don't have this idea. Now that I have gone to work and can make money, I must let our family live in a big house in the future. Each of us has a room with a desk and air conditioning!" (It's normal for modern people to be used to air conditioning, right?)

Chen Fang snorted disdainfully: "You little brat, you just have unrealistic dreams."

"..."

In the other half of the room separated by a "wall", Chen Gangqiang and Zhou Haiqin listened to what their siblings said. Zhou Haiqin couldn't help but sigh and said: "I have grown up."

Next door, Chen Rong and Chen Yan also heard it. There's no way the house is so big, everyone can hear a fart, let alone such a loud argument.

Chen Rong was lying on the bed expressionless; Chen Yan suddenly thought of the half potato from before, and a shallow pear dimple appeared at the corner of her mouth.

Early the next morning, Fatty got into Stardew Valley early before Chen Fang woke up.

The parsnip fruits are ripe and the rewards are being distributed.

After absorbing the basic cooking skills, Fatty understood that the so-called basic means being able to skillfully cook various home-cooked dishes; and the recipes include cooking methods for special agricultural products such as the parsnips just harvested.

Feeling itchy for a moment, the fat man entered the kitchen. After looking at the scarce supplies at home, I sighed, picked two cabbages, and made some stir-fried cabbage.

During breakfast, the family members all had expressions of disbelief on their faces.

Fatty used to not even know how to reach out to help someone when the oil bottle fell. How many days had he been in the factory now? He actually knows how to cook.

Chen Yan reluctantly took a bite of his fried food. The cabbage is fried very dry, without any excess moisture, and it is willing to use oil.

I thought it was delicious, but at the same time felt sorry for the oil, and felt a little bit aggrieved that the power in the kitchen had been left to others.

The family wolfed down the food and wiped out a bowl of cabbage.

Chen Gangqiang even ate an extra steamed bun: "You have only been in the factory for a few days and the cooking is so delicious. It really makes our old Chen family look bad!"

Zhou Haiqin also said: "There is an old saying that a cook will not die of hunger after three years of famine. If he studies hard with your master and learns the craft, our family will no longer have to fear starvation. The feeling of starvation is not pleasant..."

In another world, the fat man’s parents also experienced starvation.

Now that I have traveled here, I don’t know if my parents are in good health?

Sooner or later, people have to face separation and death. It is the most painful kind for a white-haired person to send a black-haired person.

When he thought of this, tears were about to overflow from his eyes; Chen Yan on the side saw him and mistakenly thought that he was blaming himself.

All the sisters suffered from hunger, but he did not. At that time, he ate all the food he had...

Chen Yan hugged the fat man into her arms and gently rubbed his back.

The fat man's face instantly turned red, from the base of his ears to the base of his neck.

Chen Yan looked at it and smiled and said to Zhou Haiqin: "Mom, look at me, I'm so shy, my ears are red, haha!"

Still haha? The fat man felt deeply insulted...

After Fatty went out this morning, he was not in a hurry to go to work. Instead, he went to the supply and marketing cooperative first.

As soon as you enter the door, you will feel the weight of the times.

Fatty was born in the 80s in another world. Some of these things from the [-]s and [-]s have been seen before, while others have not. Looking at the various products on the shelves, it feels like walking into an old photo, and I feel nostalgic but with a sense of superiority from the future.

There are two female salespersons in the supply and marketing cooperative. The older one took one look at the fat man and showed no interest. On the contrary, the younger one was very enthusiastic and came over and asked: "Master, what do you want to buy?"

"I want to buy a bottle of wine and two packs of cigarettes."

Wine is really expensive in this day and age! Guess how much the 65-degree Erguotou costs? 1 yuan 7!

Don’t think this is too expensive. It takes three pounds of grain to produce one pound of wine. How much do you think it should cost you per pound? Later, in movies and TV dramas, bottles of wine often cost more than 1 cent, which means they don’t understand the actual situation. 1 cent is just to break up the wine, which is enough to buy a tael.

The fat man endured the pain and bought a bottle of Erguotou, and then bought two packs of red fort at a price of 2 cents per pack, which cost him 1 cents.

Then, with the salesperson's disgusted eyes, he bought a pack of 1-cent economy cigarettes; needless to say, good wine and cigarettes are for gifts, and economy is what he smokes. This kind of cigarette is made from scraps, and anyone who earns a salary can only smoke it, so the price drops.

It's no surprise that I'm late for work. As soon as he changed his clothes and entered the kitchen, he saw that Shazhu had a dark face, and his disciples were even more serious, and they were about to take action.

The fat man didn't care about them. He walked straight to Silly Zhu and whispered to him: "Master, can you go out with me? I have something to tell you."

Silly Zhu glanced at him and said nothing.

Liu Lan spoke first: "I mean, Fatty, you've been here for some time, right? You haven't remembered what time you go to work? You're late and you didn't even say an explanation. You have a headache, a fever, diarrhea, and diarrhea. No matter what happens, I'll be run over by a wheel or bitten by a dog...you have to give me a sentence!"

Fatty neither argued nor explained. He just said to Silly Zhu again: "Master, I really have something to do! Just come out with me."

Silly Zhu finally stood up and strode outside. The fat man took off his hat and chased after him.

Liu Lan wanted to say a few harsh words to satisfy her cravings, but at this moment her partner just left.

I wanted to catch up anxiously, but the aunt with round arms and round legs who looked like a puppet stood in the middle of the road: "What are you doing? Maybe someone really has something to do, she's already working!"

She is also an old person in the cafeteria, and everyone calls her "Fat Aunt". A fat aunt and a fat man, isn't she just looking at Chen Kangqin?

Fatty and Silly Zhu came outside, Silly Zhu still didn't speak, just looked over with contempt.

Silly Zhu was the first person Fatty planned to take advantage of. Guarding him, a cheap master, if you don't quickly think about moving out from home and spending time with your family day and night every day, what should you do if your secret is accidentally exposed?

The fat man took out cigarettes and wine from the corner: "Master, I heard that your sister is getting married?"

What's the matter with the rain here? Silly Zhu could no longer maintain his dignity, and opened his mouth to curse: "I have something to say, but I have nothing to say! I'm busy, and I don't have time to waste my time with you!"

Fatty has lived in another world for forty years. I have seen a lot of people clearly, and I no longer expose them easily; I also hate a lot of people, but I no longer fall out easily.

Because the mouse never thinks that what he eats is stolen, and Silly Zhu never thinks that he is dirty. Age has brought him transparency.

The older I get, the more I understand that many things are not really resolved in the end, but forgotten. Just like people like him, Shazhu, Ma Hua, and Liu Lan, their thoughts are not at the same level, and there is no need to conquer each other.

Silly Zhu will never understand the truth: if you don't believe in Buddhism, there will never be a shortage of people offering incense in the temple. That's why in the end, Banggeng was kicked out and froze to death under the bridge.