Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Fatty is a person who loves life, and he always has. What's more, there is another prosperous world in his heart.

The fat man said to Silly Zhu seriously: "Master, there are six people in our family, and we really can't live together. I also heard from Ma Hua that your sister is getting married, and I wanted to give it a gift; at the same time, I wanted to Renting Master's house to live in, that's all."

In this era, there is no such thing as following etiquette. Only people with a very close relationship would think of this.

Only then did Silly Zhu start to look at Fatty. Yuyu fell in love with a policeman and they were already talking about marriage. The room was indeed going to be vacant soon.

Renting it out... is not impossible.

Looking at the bottle of wine in the fat man's hand, Silly Zhu's eyes were shining, and his Adam's apple couldn't help but start to move up and down.

He usually doesn't have the chance to drink such good wine.

He looked at the cigarette again and curled his lips: "What grade? Are you smoking the same cigarette as me?"

The fat man quickly took out the economical cigarette from his pocket and said, "No way, I can afford this with my little salary."

The fat man usually gave them money in the kitchen, and he liked to smoke, but he didn't. The MCA and the others often said that he was a picky behind his back, and Silly Zhu also knew this.

But Silly Zhu is not a generous person either!

The fat man has watched the TV series. In addition to his bottomless generosity and tolerance towards Qin Huairu, this silly Zhu is also very vengeful towards others.

Remember, there are no generous cooks. As the old saying goes, if the cook doesn't steal, he won't harvest the grain, and he's got it on his hands!

For example, if a portion of fish-flavored shredded pork can cost 8 taels of meat, he will never give him 1 tael; if a portion of twice-cooked pork can cost 6 slices, he will never give 8 slices.

Take Sha Zhu as an example. The first time he went to the leader's house, he dared to dig through other people's tea leaves and drink it. After they became familiar with each other, they even dared to play with other people's gramophones.

Does he really not know the value of that thing?

Just like now, he is calm about the bottle of good wine, but what if he picks the fat man over the cigarettes - just two packs of cigarettes and sends a beggar away? At least I need one of these!

But after all, he is a master, and he also knows that the fat man has not yet received his salary, so it is reasonable for him to buy these things to honor himself.

Renting a house in this era is not as troublesome as it was in later generations. No need to worry about platform traps or bet one to pay three.

When he went to work in the afternoon, Shazhu took the fat man to the street, and the two of them signed a document and settled down together.

Prices in this era are all approved by the state, including renting a house. It's not that it's as much as Silly Pillar says, but it's divided into three levels.

For example, if you want to rent out the two main rooms where Shazhu lives, it costs 6 yuan a month. A room and a half at Fatty's house costs 4 yuan a month. The cheapest way to rent a room is 2 yuan a month.

After completing the formalities, Silly Zhu showed a rare act of generosity and asked Fatty to go home for a drink. Drop by to view the property.

Follow Shazhu all the way to Nanluo Ancient Alley.

The square courtyard, the straight alley, the gray roof tiles, the dark green shade of the trees, the large and small gatehouses, the sturdy door pillars... all seemed to be telling a history and a memory for the fat man.

Silly Zhu walked in front with his hands behind his back, and Fatty followed behind with his net bag in hand. When I arrived at the door, I heard Sha Zhu shouting: "Third uncle, have you eaten?"

The third uncle is Yan Bugui, the "divine fortune teller".

Yan Bugui is thin, but he still pays attention to his appearance. His hair is meticulously combed, and his clothes are neat and clean. Under the temples of his glasses wrapped with tape, there are two small eyes full of calculations.

When he saw a stranger, he asked, "Who is this person?"

Silly Zhutou didn't reply: "Apprentice."

The fat man quickly said hello to the third uncle, caught up with Silly Zhu and followed him towards the courtyard.

As soon as he entered the middle courtyard, he found a woman waiting eagerly.

Of course, what he was looking forward to was not Silly Pillar, but the lunch box in Fatty’s hand.

Qin Huairu was washing clothes under the public faucet while waiting for the lunch box. The faucet was not turned off, and the water flowed freely.

This was also the first time that Fatty saw the tea master.

When their eyes met, the fat man felt astonished at first sight. From the perspective of another world, Qin Huairu belongs to the ceiling level of the "fat class"; she has a long and plump figure, a slender figure, almond-shaped eyes and peach cheeks, a nose that looks like an onion, but the tip of her nose is slightly bent, and her eyes are like Covered with a layer of mist, the stars are dotted...

Good guy, the actress in the TV series is already feminine enough. It can be said that she performed this role vividly.

But compared with the current Qin Huairu Benru, I have to throw it away!

But yes, Sha Zhu is a face-controller. If Qin Huairu didn't look like this, how could he hold Sha Zhu firmly in his hand. Such a woman is loved by time.

As soon as Qin Huairu saw Silly Zhu, she smiled and greeted him: "Is Zhu Zhu back?"

When Fatty used to read "A Dream of Red Mansions" and described Wang Xifeng, it was written that she "smells the red lips before she smiles". I never quite understood it. But today I saw Qin Huairu and it suddenly became clear.

When Sha Zhu saw Qin Huairu, he was like Xu Jiang seeing Fatty. The folds of her smile were all exposed, so she went up and started licking: "Sister Qin, where are you doing the laundry?"

Qin Huairu's charming and charming eyes passed over Silly Zhu's body, and then rested on the lunch box in Fatty's hand... with a warm voice: "Who is this?"

"Oh, this is my apprentice, called Fatty! Fatty, come here quickly and call Sister Qin."

Ever since Fatty made up his mind to rent Shazhu's house, he knew that sooner or later he would meet these people in the original novel. Hearing this, he came up and said hello: "Hello, Sister Qin, my name is Chen Kang."

Qin Huairu's eyes drifted to the fat man for a moment and then returned to Si Zhu, pretending to be affectionate and said to him: "Come here."

Silly Zhuli ran to the faucet in a flattering manner, and Qin Huairu asked him in a low voice: "Just now Banggeng was talking about his silly uncle, saying that the fish that Silly Zhu brought back last time made him think about it for almost a month. worship."

Shazhu was not stupid. Hearing this, he turned around and glanced at the lunch box in embarrassment, and his heart changed: "I can't give you this lunch box today. Yu Yu is getting married. My apprentice gave me a gift. After that, I have to rent my house. In that room, I have to treat people to a meal, right?"

When Qin Huairu heard this, her eyes lit up: "From now on, we will be neighbors living in the same courtyard. From now on, if we don't meet each other without looking up, we will come to my house for dinner tonight, that's it!"

After saying that, he didn't pay attention to Silly Zhu's reaction and walked straight towards the fat man. He stretched out his hands skillfully towards the lunch box in the old place: "Fat man, right? We will be neighbors from now on. Let's go to Sister Qin's house first and find the door. We'll meet in the evening. Let’s eat at my sister’s house.”

The fat man didn't bother with her, since it wasn't his anyway, so he let her get the lunch box smoothly.