Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

At this time, in the eyes of ordinary people, Chaoyang was a remote but noble place.

Why do you say that? This is because most people at this time were born in Dongcheng, went to primary school in Xicheng, and after middle school were in Haidian...

This is called a city.

As for Chaoyang, it’s remote, so remote!

I can't go there more than a few times a year. Everywhere is full of dirt and desolate.

Then why are you so tall?

Because many new buildings have been built in this area, it feels like rich people are concentrated here.

Cars can be seen everywhere, and foreigners are often seen.

Sister Li Ping lives here "on the edge of the city".

I have often heard people say that birds of a feather flock together and people flock together.

Sister Li Ping is quite similar to her.

Ordinary height, ordinary appearance, ordinary dress, ordinary size;

There is no conspicuous place on the whole body, and of course, there is no obvious fault.

It was what people later called a "passer-by face" that could not be found in a crowd.

Li Ping did not take the initiative to introduce her sister, and her sister obviously did not like her that much;

His attitude was cold: "Why are you here?"

Li Ping pulled her aside: "I quarreled with my sister-in-law again. I have no place to go. I'll come stay with you for one night."

The passerby-faced girl pursed her lips at the stick: "What about him?"

Li Ping was straightforward: "I just caught it."

The passerby-faced girl glared at her with disgust: "I'm even ashamed of you!"

After saying that, he went back to the house and did not refuse them to live here.

Li Ping opened the door familiarly and was about to go in. When she turned around, she found that Bangjie was still standing stupidly in the yard.

Ask him: "Come in, what are you doing there?"

Banggeng Qiqi Aiai: "Me, do we live in the same house?"

Li Ping instantly felt as if she had discovered a new world. She came over in surprise, as if she had seen something extraordinary, and exaggeratedly said to Banggeng:

"Isn't it? You shouldn't have, haven't you slept with a woman?"

Banggeng’s face suddenly turned red and turned into a monkey’s butt…

He would like to, but there must be a woman who likes him!

Not to mention being a prisoner in a labor camp, he has no job and can't even be beaten with three sticks.

What are you doing with him?

Therefore, even though Bangge is already in his thirties, he still has no choice but to be a "fighter".

Li Ping understood and pulled him into the house.

The room in the passerby girl's house is very simply furnished, with a bed, a table, and a cupboard.

There wasn't even a stool, so Bangge had no choice but to sit on the edge of the bed.

Li Ping was not polite to him. She took off her shoes and lay on the bed. She even stretched out her foot and kicked him lightly:

"Jia Geng, go get me some water to wash my feet."

How could Banggeng say no? After asking about the location of the kitchen and the basin, he ran off to get Li Ping's feet.

The foot washing water was returned. Li Ping took off her socks, looked at him and said, "Wash them together."

Ah, now that BangGeng can’t be punished, can this thing be together too?

Li Ping rolled her eyes: "How stupid. Take off your shoes and socks and put your feet in the basin."

Banggeng obeyed obediently, and Li Ping sat on him, letting Banggeng hug her waist, and put her little feet into the basin.

The two hugged each other, their feet lingering in the basin.

Li Ping naughtily used her little feet to rub Bangge's big feet;

It turns out that they are washed together like this!

Bangge was so excited that he was about to explode again. There was a woman in the room. Isn’t this so happy?

Li Ping had just washed for a while, then she said to Banggeng with a strange look on her face: "You're hurting me."

The stick stem was so ashamed that she wanted to plunge into the footbath, and she was so embarrassed that she was too embarrassed to see anyone.

It made Li Ping giggle so much that she couldn't straighten up...

After washing his feet, Banggeng went to pour the water, and he didn't know what to do when he returned to the house.

Li Ping cursed him secretly in her mind and said softly: "Come here, are you planning to stand on the ground all night?"

Banggeng couldn't wait to come to the bed, but he didn't dare to make any mistakes. He only dared to sit next to the bed and half-duck his buttocks.

Li Ping simply stretched out her hand and pulled him: "Look at you like that, come up here, don't take off your clothes, just sleep like this."

After getting into bed and turning off the lights, Banggeng became even more well-behaved.

The two hands are folded and placed on the lower abdomen, lying upright, which perfectly interprets what "protruding the corpse" means.

Li Ping was covered with the only quilt, tossing and turning like a pancake.

After a while, he sat up and muttered: "No, it's too uncomfortable to sleep with clothes on."

After that, he said to Banggeng: "Turn around, don't peek!"

BangGeng obediently turned over, thrust his butt up, and lay directly on the bed.

Li Ping almost died laughing again. While laughing, she carefully took off her coat and got into bed.

A man and a woman were lying on the same bed, and half an hour passed like this, and they were still in peace.

Li Ping didn't even know what to say. As expected, she only said the wrong words, not the wrong name.

He is such a stick!

As a last resort, Li Ping had no choice but to use a little trick and stretched out her hand to push the stem of the stick: "Hey, are you cold?"

It's already October now, is it not cold?

Bangge lay motionless for half an hour, feeling like he was almost frozen into a zombie. He missed the warm bed in his small room even more.

But at this moment, I could only say stubbornly: "It's not cold!"

"Hahaha, you are so funny, you even speak with a vibrato, and you are not cold yet..."

After Li Ping had laughed at him enough, she said in a voice not much louder than a mosquito's hum: "Come in."

Bangge once thought he heard wrongly: "What?"

Li Ping said angrily: "Don't say good things a second time!"

Banggeng was trembling, hesitating, and hesitant as if he had received an imperial edict to behead his entire family;

I lifted the quilt bit by bit, and then...

Li Ping scolded me: "You are so heartless. You keep your clothes on when you sleep. It makes me feel so uncomfortable when you shave!"

Bangge vaguely remembers that she just said not to take off your clothes and fall asleep?

But at this moment, I had no choice but to ask tentatively: "Then, what should I do?"

"Are you a pig? No need to ask, take it off!"

Banggeng quickly took off his coat and pants, revealing the hurdle vest and long johns underneath.

There are still two holes in the hurdle vest...

He felt the heat coming from Li Ping's body at close range, and a special fragrance penetrated his nostrils.

Li Ping took off the headband that tied her hair, and her hair was scattered on the pillow.

The tips of the hair swept past Banggan's nostrils, and the aroma from the hair made him smell it greedily.

However, at this time Li Ping discovered the hole in his vest and kept rubbing it with her fingers;

It's not very harmful, but it's very insulting.

Banggeng couldn't stand the humiliation anymore, so he grabbed her hand, turned over and rode on her!

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