Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

The next morning, when Bangge woke up, Li Ping was no longer there.

He got off the ground refreshed and went to the toilet to drink a lot of water. His face was full of the honeyed confidence of a man who just said goodbye to his first brother.

In another room, Li Ping was complaining wildly to a passerby: "My family, who knows, I met a toothpick! Toothpick man, you are so low-key."

The passerby girl didn't believe it: "Are you exaggerating?"

Li Ping went crazy: "It's true!"

The passerby girl made a sound and rolled on the bed with laughter.

Li Ping became angry and rushed towards him. The two of them got into a ball and started fighting.

After a while, the two women in disheveled clothes gasped and whispered: "Everyone has different preferences and preferences. What if you just like drawing lots?"

You... just like it! Li Ping gritted her teeth and rode on the passerby girl: "I will introduce him to you so that you can like him enough!"

I don’t know if the user experience is too bad. After eating breakfast cooked by a passerby girl in the morning, Li Ping kicked Banggeng out:

"You should go back first. After all, we are the only two women here. It won't sound good if you, a grown man, live here."

The stick stems have just been exposed to meat, and it’s the right time to go up. Where can I do it?

Li Ping treated him like a child and coaxed him: "You have to be good and obedient so that I can continue to like you, otherwise I will ignore you."

As soon as he heard that Li Ping wanted to ignore him, Banggeng immediately became honest.

I left this place dejectedly, still thinking about the moment when I finally started eating meat last night.

Walking, walking, I came back to the door of the courtyard.

Banggeng hesitated for a moment, and after thinking about it, he had almost spent the money anyway, and he just found a place to hide the rest.

If a person dies, a bird will look up to the sky, if he doesn't die for tens of millions of years, who cares!

So he swaggered into the yard.

There was a thief in the yard, and Yan Bugui was afraid that he would be the next one to be stolen, so he dutifully started working as a police dog.

For this reason, he specifically went to the sub-district office to seek advice: "Director Fan, what do you think about me being a deputy police dog?"

As the saying goes, a broken family is worth a thousand dollars, not to mention that Yanbu is worth a thousand dollars and his family is not broken.

If one of the household appliances was lost, Yan Laoxi would still be alive!

"..."

The news that "Banggeng is back" quickly spread throughout the yard like an eight-level wind.

Xu Damao led Qin Jingru, followed by Liu Haizhong's family, and strode towards Jia's house in the middle courtyard.

In the front yard, Yan Bugui knocked on the door one by one: "Please come out if you are troublesome. The stickman is back. Let's hold a hospital-wide meeting!"

At Fatty's house, Yu Li was still wondering: "How many years has it been? Why is there another hospital meeting?"

This girl Chen Mengqi rushed to chirp: "I think I heard that Banggeng is back!"

Yu Li took the fat man and left: "Come on, let's go take a look!"

No wonder Yu Li was anxious. In this simple era, losing something in a courtyard was considered a "big" case.

As mentioned last time, she and Fatty were busy during the day. Qili Pavilion was such a big place, so Chen Mengqi was usually the only one at home during the day.

The fat man was worried about this.

He thought of many ways, the simplest was to let Chen Mengqi go back to her grandparents' house for lunch;

But Chen Mengqi found it too far, and even if the fat man promised to buy her a bicycle, she still didn't want to go.

The fat man suggested again: "How about going to your aunt's house for dinner at noon? I'll feel relieved to have them accompany you."

Chen Mengqi still refused: "That little kid Shi Tantan is so clingy! When he sees me, he keeps calling me sister, sister, sister... Oh my god!"

The fat man was speechless: "This won't work, that won't work either. What kind of trouble do you want to make?"

Chen Mengqi looked at him aggrievedly: "You, you promised to buy me a bicycle, it cannot be ignored."

Yes, the problem was not solved, and a bicycle was brought in.

The fat man bought this women’s bicycle for his baby daughter Chen Mengqi. It has 24-inch rims and comes in pink and white colors;

Double curved beam design, innovative closed chain box design, and expansion brake installed on the rear wheel, making it easy to ride and light.

It can be said that it is the top of this era.

Chen Mengqi rode this bicycle to school, making all her classmates envious.

What family? I bought such a beautiful women's bicycle as soon as I said it.

Most of them still only have the old-fashioned [-]-meter big bar at home, which is stupid, big, black, thick, and cumbersome.

What Fatty didn't expect was that after getting this bicycle, Chen Mengqi proposed to go to her grandparents' house for lunch.

What's going on? This car is so beautiful!

Chen Mengqi realized that as long as she rode the car back to the courtyard, the third uncle and his two sons would stare at her car with malicious intent!

There were also those two annoying guys from the second uncle, who just stared at her bicycle when they had nothing to do!

Hey, how could she, a young girl, understand that men have no resistance to white and pink colors?

"..."

The fat man led Yu Li and Chen Mengqi to the middle courtyard and saw Banggeng standing in the yard.

Xu Damao pinched his collar and said, "Robinson Sun, where's our radio?"

Qin Jingru shouted from the side: "It's still 8 yuan short!"

Outside, those people are more likely to say anything unpleasant to you or me.

The stick figure in the middle of the crowd remained silent. When they all said they were tired, he rolled his eyes and said, "Uncle, you must speak with evidence."

Xu Damao laughed angrily: "You? Tell me the evidence, right? Liu Guangfu!"

Liu Guangfu took a step forward, pointed at Banggeng and said, "I've seen it all, just admit it, Banggeng."

Liu Guangfu, Liu Guangfu again!

Banggeng can't wait to eat his meat and chew his bones. It was him back then...

It's a pity that after so many years, isn't Liu Guangfu still living well?

You should still eat, drink, and be active.

Banggeng asked him with a cold face: "What did you see?"

Liu Guangfu looked down upon him the most. He was a weakling, so why did he pretend to be a big-tailed wolf?

She said to him disdainfully: "Let me ask you, what did you do in our backyard yesterday morning?"

Banggeng was just about to say, "None of your business," when the fat man interrupted: "What nonsense are you talking to him about? This guy just happened to be back. Send him to the police station. After asking, won't everything be clear?"

When he heard that he was going to be sent to the police station, Banggeng panicked: "You all wronged me! I came to the backyard to see my uncle yesterday because I had business to discuss with him!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the yard laughed.

Especially the brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu laughed the loudest.

Liu Guangtian also deliberately said to his brother: "Hey, did you hear that just now? Bang Gang said he has a big business!"