Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

The fat man slapped her hand away: "Bah, I meant to prepare a banquet for others. There are still three people to go. Do you two want to do it with me?"

It turned out to be a banquet, and Chen Yan and Chen Fang agreed without even thinking about it.

Chen Yan asked him again: "Didn't you say there is one person missing?"

The fat man felt guilty again: "Um, how about you call Yu Li?"

The sisters grabbed both ears, one on the left and the other on the right. One of them scolded him for "having no conscience" and the other scolded him for "seeing sex".

The conscience of heaven and earth, why does he have no conscience, why is he so perverted?

The next night, as soon as the fat man returned to the courtyard, he entered the house with his front foot, and Silly Zhu came in with his back foot: "Sun thief, get out of here if you are looking for a room!"

The fat man didn't tolerate him either: "Get out!"

Silly Zhu laughed angrily: "Robinson Sun, this is my house. What are you doing? Why don't you move? OK, I will go to the police station and say that someone is trying to occupy my house by force."

The fat man asked him: "Do you still have the lease?"

Seeing that Silly Zhu was stunned, the fat man said to him: "You don't understand, do you? Because of a waste like you, Sister Yuyu said that she took away the lease, and whether it is renewed or canceled in the future, it has nothing to do with you. Do you understand? If you understand, get out of here and don’t make yourself uncomfortable."

Silly Zhu felt as if someone had hit him hard on the head with a stick. He temporarily lost the ability to think. It was also like there were countless light spots of different sizes trying to squeeze into his brain. Come on, it’s hard to let him make the decision;

But soon, one of these competing light spots of varying sizes seemed to appear, and Shazhu gradually regained his ability to think...

He has been the king of the courtyard for so many years, but this is the first time he has been so angry!

But there was nothing the fat man could do. He couldn't beat him, and the fat man's spoon had completely knocked out his spirit; let's be reasonable, and the reason was all on the fat man's side, so how could he play?

The first uncle told him on the day he came back that if Fatty hadn't finally agreed to let him go after everyone's persuasion, it would be up to two people to say whether he could come back for the New Year.

The other three uncles are chasing him every day for the 5 yuan, and they agreed to compensate the fat man. How can you refuse to pay?

Silly Zhu walked out of the door in a daze and squatted alone on the steps of the main house smoking.

The fat man didn't bother to care about him. He took out a bottle of wine from his bag, locked the door and ran to Xu Damao's house in the backyard.

Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e were very happy and received the fat man warmly. Xu Damao pretended to be angry and said, "Slap me in the face, right? I'm inviting you to drink, how can I ask you to bring the wine?"

Xu Damao is a projectionist in the factory, his salary is not low, and he often goes to the countryside to show movies.

In this era, entertainment projects are very scarce in cities, let alone rural areas. I can watch a movie in the commune downstairs, and it’s like celebrating the Chinese New Year.

Xu Damao shows movies in a place, and villagers from all over the country often come to watch the movies.

In order to allow him to show two more movies, in addition to serving him delicious food and drinks, the commune also prepared some souvenirs for him to bring back.

From a young boy to an old hen, and with the help of Lou Xiaoe's mother's family, his family's life is one of the best in the entire courtyard.

When Xu Damao came up, he complimented the fat man: "Do you still remember the day we invited Factory Director Zhang to dinner? I was also there that day, and later I found out that all the dishes on that table were cooked by my brother..."

Then they began to call each other brothers, but Xu Damao finally told the reason why he invited the fat man to drink: "Brother, to tell you the truth, the fish in the soft bag at the end of the day was a fish. Later I found someone to find out that it was a state banquet dish."

The fat man listened to him talking around for a long time, and it turned out that he was greedy for that dish.

"This is easy to handle. Brother Damao, please prepare some eels sometime. I'll cook it for you one more time and it's over."

Fatty also called him brother and sister. When Xu Damao heard that he agreed so easily to make that soft-pocket long fish again, he was even more excited and wanted to follow the fat man.

After the conversation, the fat man went into the kitchen and saw that Xu Damao had prepared quite a lot of food. There is chicken, meat, vegetables and eggs, and all kinds of seasonings.

The fat man looked at the ingredients, cooked a few specialty dishes, and brought them to the table. Xu Damao was shocked, and even Lou Xiao'e was full of praises.

"The braised chicken you made, fat man, is more delicious than what we make at home. The meat is delicious and tender, and it is smooth and chewy in the mouth. It is indeed a good craftsmanship!"

She is worthy of being a true lady of the world. She has eaten it before and met it before. After only one bite, she can say that everything is right.

Looking back at Xu Damao, he was holding chicken feet and chewing "muma, muma"... After finishing it, he didn't forget to twitch his fingers: "It smells so good!"

Xu Damao had already started practicing the "three big and one small, two, five and ten" tactics at this time. The fat man had just had a glass of wine with him, and he had already downed several.

The way he drinks it, let alone his pants being ripped off by Silly Zhu, even his waist being ripped off by Silly Zhu, he doesn’t even know!

Sure enough, after a while, he was already drunk.

Lou Xiao'e said to the fat man embarrassedly: "It makes you laugh, that's what he is. Give me a hand and help me put him on the bed. Don't affect our eating."

Drunk people were very heavy, especially Xu Damao, who was [-] meters tall. It was difficult for Lou Xiaoe to lift him up.

After finally lifting him up, Xu Damao crossed his legs and fell to the ground!

When the fat man saw this, he quickly supported him, and then he felt as if his palm was pressing on a steamed bun, soft but hard, smooth and elastic...

When he looked up, he happened to see Lou Xiao'e's blushing face. The fat man quickly let go, but Xu Damao slapped him on the ground with a squeak.

Fatty and Lou Xiao'e rushed to help Xu Damao, but in a hurry, their heads hit each other hard, and Lou Xiao'e said "ouch" in pain and fell back.

The fat man hugged her waist to prevent her from landing on the back of her head.

Letting go of Lou Xiao'e's waist, the fat man said softly: "Sister-in-law, why don't you stay away from Brother Damao..."

Lou Xiao'e was ashamed and angry, okay! You've taken advantage of me, don't you think I'm a burden?

The fat man put one of Xu Damao's arms through his shoulders and shouted: "Get up!"

Then they picked up Xu Damao, Lou Xiao'e led the way, helped him to the back room, and then threw him on the bed, like a lump...

Lou Xiao'e lowered her head and brushed her hair, helped Xu Damao take off his shoes, then pulled the quilt and covered him with it.

The two returned to the outhouse and sat down at the dining table again. Lou Xiao'e's face was still red.

I don’t know how she takes care of her skin, but it turns out to be milky white, as if she soaked it in milk every day.