Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

Her short black and shiny hair, her clear and piercing eyes, her white swan neck, two towering snow peaks, her slender waist... all spoke of her perfection.

Lou Xiao'e gave the fat man some food with chopsticks. She wanted to relieve the embarrassment just now, but when she looked up, she found that the fat man was looking at her boldly!

I couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed: "Fat man, where are you looking!"

"I'm looking at the navigation."

"navigation?"

"..."

The fat man scratched his head in embarrassment, forgetting that Lou Xiao'e didn't understand. So I couldn’t flirt with him anymore.

Because if Lou Xiao'e asked him "Where to go?" he could just say "Navigate to your heart."

Of course, a fat man who has been bombarded with seduction techniques from another world will not act like a boy who has never been in love and act honest and courteous.

Lou Xiao'e glared at him: "You are not a good person!"

We are all ladies, we are all ladies, and we haven’t even learned a few curse words. No wonder every time he confronts Silly Zhu, he gets very angry.

"Appearance is something you are born with. If I could choose, I would also like to become a good-looking person."

Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but burst out laughing. This moth has a rather low point of laughter...

In order to alleviate the previous embarrassment, the fat man simply poured a glass of wine: "Sister-in-law, I propose a toast to you..."

Lou Xiao'e looked at her angrily: "I don't drink!"

It also made Fatty feel what a verb is.

The fat man drank a glass of wine by himself. Lou Xiaoe remembered the fish last time, so she reached for the wine bottle and gave the fat man another glass.

Her sleeves were very wide, and a snow-white wrist was exposed when she was pouring wine. The fat man suddenly said: "Sister Xiao'e, why is this cup of yours yellow?"

Lou Xiaoe clearly remembers that the wine cups at home are all made of Dehua white porcelain. The white glazed porcelain from the Dehua kiln in Fujian, Fujian during the Ming Dynasty is smooth and bright in color, as milky white as gelatin...

Why did the fat man's eyes turn yellow?

When the fat man saw her subconsciously picking up a cup to look at it, the fat man laughed to himself. He pretended to rub his eyes and said, "It turns out it's not that the cup has turned yellow, but that your skin is too white, Sister Xiao'e."

Lou Xiao'e's head exploded with a buzz, and she could even hear tinnitus in her ears. Isn't this fat man too courageous?

Xu Damao was sleeping in the room, and he actually, actually used passages from famous novels to tease her! You really think she is a village woman who doesn’t know a few words in Douda, right?

Lou Xiao'e's face instantly turned cold, and she glared at the fat man fiercely. She originally wanted to chase him away; the fat man drank a few drinks, and the stove in Xu Damao's house was burning brightly, but now it was a little hot, and he couldn't help but He opened his collar and wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeves.

There was a layer of thin down on the doughy face, like a peach that was about to ripen, and a few soft beards quietly grew out on the lips.

Lou Xiao'e was so angry that she went to Java. She was obviously still a baby, so why did she pretend to be a big-tailed wolf with him?

Lou Xiao'e pinched the fat man's chubby cheeks: "Believe it or not, I tore your mouth off?!"

The fierce threat had no lethality at all. The fat man blinked sadly: "Sister Xiao'e, how did you use your 36c mouth to say such cold words..."

Lou Xiao'e laughed again. She laughed so much that she couldn't hold the fat man's hand anymore. Her smile was so low.

After she had laughed enough, she asked the fat man: "What is your education level?"

"I am a junior high school graduate."

Lou Xiao'e suddenly asked him: "What is the chemical formula of alcohol?"

Fatty paused for a moment and then said: "C2H5OH...Sister Xiao'e, have you ever studied chemistry?"

Lou Xiao'e didn't answer but asked: "Why don't you read higher?"

"My family is poor and has a large population. My three sisters have only graduated from elementary school. It is already very difficult for my parents to support me through junior high school. You know, in this era, people generally don't pay much attention to culture."

Lou Xiao'e sighed, took Xu Damao's wine glass, poured herself a small half glass of wine, raised her neck and drank it, and then she was so spicy that she choked...

After a while, he recovered, then he took out a handkerchief, wiped the corners of his eyes, and said to the fat man: "Yes, now we can't even meet basic material needs, so how can we talk about spiritual needs."

The fat man said in his heart that this good guy is worthy of being the daughter of a big capitalist. This statement also tells me that if it reaches other people's ears, it will inevitably provide another clue.

Lou Xiao'e was completely unaware: "My mother told me what's wrong with girls? Girls should be educated more. An educated mother will have a huge impact on her children in the future!"

After saying that, he probably thought of her sadness again. She and Xu Damao have been married for almost three years, but they have been unable to conceive a child. This matter has almost become a problem for her.

People in the yard often make fun of her, especially Silly Zhu! Every time that bastard quarrels with Xu Damao, he never forgets to take her with him! He said she was a hen that couldn't lay eggs, this bastard!

Lou Xiaoe asked the fat man: "Have you seen Hegel? Beauty is the perceptual manifestation of ideas."

The fat man almost subconsciously blurted out, "It is the basis of the entire aesthetic theoretical structure." Fortunately, he stopped the car in time.

It's normal for Lou Xiao'e to see Hegel, but it would be abnormal if he had seen it too!

Seeing the fat man shaking his head, Lou Xiao'e felt a little regretful, and a sense of loneliness arose spontaneously.

She stood up and said to the fat man: "Okay, I'm a little tired too. Let's stop here today. Read more books when you have time. If you read more books, you will discover what true beauty is."

Seeing Lou Xiao'e getting up to see off the guests, the fat man could only say goodbye and leave.

When he walked to the door, he looked back reluctantly and said, "Sister Xiao'e, are you that down-and-out chicken? I feel sorry for you!"

Am I a chicken? Or a downtrodden chicken?

Lou Xiao'e was furious: "Get out!"

"..."

[-]. Go buy meat. Twenty-seven, kill the rooster. Twenty-eight, hair. Twenty-nine, steamed buns.

This year is the first New Year for Fatty to earn wages. Although Zhou Haiqin was reluctant to kill the rooster, he still bought two kilograms of meat.

Throughout the year, I couldn’t bear to eat the meat stamps, gas stamps, and various kinds of stamps I had saved up, so I spent them all like water.

It's not enough without spending money. On the third day of the first lunar month, it's time to visit relatives and friends. On that day, his family will go to Yu Li's house to propose marriage. How can it be done without preparing some things?

At night, on Qianmen Street, the fat man looked at two large iron pots at the same time.

One pot is stewed with cabbage, pork belly, vermicelli, and frozen tofu; the other pot is stir-fried with shredded green peppers and potatoes.

Zhao Laoer was busy cutting lotus flowers. Chen Yan opened the lid of an aluminum pot and took out the cooked meat with a long hook, ignoring the steam that covered her head and face.