Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

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Poor Yu Li had no food in her stomach, and was forced to drink a glass of 62-degree white wine. Her eyes began to double.

After finally sending all the guests away, Xu Damao was carried back.

Lou Xiao'e angrily cursed: "This useless snack, seeing wine is like seeing his life!"

The fat man asked: "Is wine important to him, or are you important to him?"

Lou Xiao'e glanced at the fat man and suddenly walked back: "I'll tell Yu Li..."

When the fat man followed her back to the backyard dejectedly, Lou Xiaoe put her finger on his forehead and said, "You know you're scared now, right?"

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid. Sister-in-law Xiao'e, please open the door first."

After entering the room, he threw Xu Damao on the bed again, like a puddle.

The fat man was about to leave when Lou Xiaoe stopped him again: "Have you finished reading the book last time?"

"I've read more than half of it, and there's still a small part I haven't read."

Lou Xiao'e held two books in her hands, one was "Facts, Fictions and Predictions" and the other was "On Feuerbach".

They are all translations, and they are also hard-to-find philosophical books of this era.

Lou Xiao'e handed the book to the fat man and asked a question that was quite soul-crushing: "Why should we study philosophy?"

The fat man almost possessed the Jinbei North Iron Triangle and uttered those heroic words: Study, study is nothing!

Seeing the fat man shaking his head, Lou Xiao'e said: "Socrates tells us that an unexamined life is not worth living. Nietzsche said that this is a revaluation of all values. Revaluation of value is the value we have always used to judge things and behaviors. standards and engage in systematic critical thinking.”

The fat man really didn't understand this time. Even in another world, he had never studied philosophy properly.

Lou Xiao'e said to him: "When you finish reading these two books, you should have the answer."

After coming out of Lou Xiao'e's house, the fat man looked back again. From these two books, he seemed to see a storm gradually forming on the sea.

Has she noticed something?

Back home, Zhou Haiqin and the others were ready to leave: "Why did it take so long?"

"Oh, I borrowed two books from sister-in-law Xiao'e to read."

When they heard it was a book, all the three daughters of the Chen family showed no interest. This look of not liking to study made the fat man feel tired.

Chen Rong winked at him and said, "Let's go, a spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold, oh~"

The last "oh" makes people unable to help but think about it...

Back in the house, Yu Li was sitting on the edge of the bed uneasily.

The fat man took out a big bowl from the dish rack and found Yu Li still sitting still. He said to her, "Come here quickly. Aren't you hungry?"

Hungry! As soon as she heard that there was something to eat, Yu Li didn't care so much anymore. She walked to the table in three steps and stretched out her hand to grab some meat!

The fat man hurriedly stuffed an egg into her mouth, which was taken from today's hard dish: pork ribs and stewed eggs.

He didn't dare to give her cold food, so the fat man took the food and went out to heat it up. When he came back, he took out a bottle of wine from the dish rack.

This is good wine! The Fen wine given by Xu Damao costs 2 yuan and 5 bottles!

He took a cup and poured two cups, and said to Li: "Madam, let's have a drink..."

The two of them ended up hugging each other while eating and drinking. The fat man smelled the body fragrance emanating from Yu Li's collar; Yu Li also had blurry eyes: "Chen Kang, tell me, all this is true."

"What's real or fake?"

"It's this house, so much meat, and you..."

Girls can do it! Is this so flirtatious?

The fat man helped Yu Li up, looked into her eyes, and said seriously: "Do you still remember what I told you? Whether a person is true or false depends on whether he is prepared to fulfill his words, even if the world falls apart. Back off!”

It turns out that it’s not about talking, it’s about seeing?

Yu Li suddenly smiled, like a flower that suddenly bloomed. His arms wrapped around the fat man like two snakes, and he whispered: "Chen Kang, carry me in,"

The fat man protested: "Call me husband!"

"..."

When he got up the next day, the fat man stretched out contentedly.

When she turned around, she found that Yu Li had covered herself tightly and was lying on the board upright. She didn't know she was pretending to sleep.

The fat man deliberately smelled it on himself: "It's over, why does it smell like pork knuckle?"

Yu Li couldn't hold it any longer, so she shrank into the quilt.

The fat man had an evil smile on his face and stretched out his more evil hands.

After playing ball for a long time, he said to Li: "I'm going to get a basin of water. Get up quickly. Holding in your urine is not good for your kidneys."

An arm stretched out from the bed, lightly picked up a piece of skin on the fat man's arm with his nails, and then rotated it 180 degrees clockwise!

The fat man swung the pendulum down to the ground and kept rubbing his arms. This bitch doesn't look like a good person~

While boiling water, Fatty entered Stardew Valley.

When I came out of the cabin, I saw a girl wearing a red dress, estimated to be 1 meters tall, wearing a red headband, and with long blue hair like a jelly sea, standing at the door.

Emily! It's her!

This is the girl Fatty likes to marry most when he plays games. It can be salty, sweet or ridiculous, a parrot plays for a long time...

"Do you raise sheep?"

Emily always spoke straightforwardly, and the system also sent a task at this time: ask Emily to make a dress from the sheared wool.

Mission reward: Favorability query is open, the town is open, and the mine is open.

To increase favorability, just press F1? Things that can be done with just one mod actually require a mission to be released.

I went to the waterfall to take a bath, and then took Xu Jiang for a walk in the forest. Fatty stroked the dog's head gently; Emily is here, will Hailey be far away? Penny, Abigail... I just don't know if there are any other heart events in the game.

chicken jelly.

Fatty came out of Stardew Valley and harvested another wave of fresh cauliflower.

Back in the house, I helped Yu Li wipe it. As a first-time wife, she was still very shy, her face was as red as a candied haws shell, and she buried her head low, not daring to move.

After cleaning up the house, the fat man was about to go to work. Yu Li hurriedly stopped him: "You didn't even eat breakfast?"

breakfast? The fat man scratched his head. He really hadn't thought about this problem. Who works in the canteen and still cooks for himself?

In the past, one person could eat enough and the whole family would not be hungry, but now the fat man is also the one taking care of the family.

Watching Yu Li rush into the kitchen, skillfully light the fire, knead the noodles and start cooking. I haven't seen such a scene for a long, long, long time.

The third uncle got up to empty the urinal. When he saw this scene, he couldn't help but tease the fat man: "You are newlywed, mixing honey with oil, and you even have to watch the cooking."