Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

He had just blackmailed Sha Zhu's 5 yuan, and he had a big meal yesterday, and the rest was left at his house. It was like having a fat year.

See how fat people look and how they please...

The fat man said hello nonchalantly and gave him a few perfunctory words; but Yu Li in the kitchen heard it and her face turned red from her ears to her neck.

What she ate in the morning was millet porridge, steamed buns, and pickles. Not surprisingly, these were also Yu Li's lunch.

The fat man looked distressed: "Shall we go eat at Dong Lai Shun tonight?"

Yu Li glared at him angrily: "No?"

The fat man sighed and reluctantly took out 10 yuan from his pocket: "Here, this month's household expenses."

Yu Li shook her head like a rattle: "Why do you need so much?" But she still took the money: "I'll save it for you first."

It seems that no matter what era, women love to manage money for men, it is the same.

When I go to work in the morning, it is inevitable that the people in the cafeteria will make fun of me.

The more Silhu heard it, the more uncomfortable he became. He looks like he is already 30, he has not yet married a wife, and now he does not know what it is like to be a woman; look at the fat man, he married his wife at the age of [-]...

Silly Zhu made up his mind, he also wanted to marry a wife, right away! He said he couldn't let Fatty compete with Xu Damao.

During the morning break, the fat man carried a paper bag and gave wedding candies to the canteen director, deputy director Li and Brother Yang.

Brother Yang and the others are very envious. They all have difficulties at home and have many younger brothers and sisters. They are in their twenties, they are poor and confident, no girl from a good family would marry them.

The hardware is not good and the software has not been upgraded. Their method of picking up girls is like chatting on QQ in another world, with just three sentences: "Where are you from? How old are you? Be my wife!"

All of them were still arrogant and walked like Gao Qisheng. Even fat people can’t complain...

In Deputy Factory Director Li's office, he accepted the wedding candy with a smile and said to the fat man, "Is it beautiful?"

The fat man nodded heavily: "Beautiful!"

Deputy Factory Director Li looked like he had been through this before, and gave the fat man a few words of encouragement, which were nothing more than clichés.

What he said implicitly hinted that Fatty, now that he was his, should not get too close to Director Yang.

Finally, he called the fat man to his side and whispered to him: "Do me a favor on Sunday and cook a meal for a guest. They are all from Jiangnan and want to eat authentic Huaiyang cuisine."

The fat man knew it in his mind and said to Deputy Director Li: "It just so happens that I have recently developed a new dish that will definitely satisfy the customers."

Deputy Director Li was successfully aroused: "Oh, what new dish?"

"Tomato cauliflower. You may not think that this is a vegetarian dish, but it is cooked with stock and the flavors are highly integrated, making it perfect for a banquet."

This dish is an authentic state banquet dish, but not the current one.

On the way back to the cafeteria after leaving Deputy Factory Director Li, I happened to see Shazhu.

The fat man watched him from a distance as he headed towards the first workshop. He must have gone to find Yi Zhonghai. What are these two guys planning to do?

Silly Zhu came to a workshop, where Yi Zhonghai was sitting there relaxing.

He is an eighth-level fitter and has no production tasks. He mainly provides technical guidance on a daily basis.

Silly Zhu shook him awake: "Master, Master, hey! I'm sleeping at work, but I really have you."

Yi Zhonghai glanced at him impatiently: "What's the matter?"

Silly Zhu, on the other hand, started to get angry: "Well, last time you said you would introduce me to someone, that's all."

Yi Zhonghai glanced at him in surprise, figured it out? The sun is still coming out in the west.

He couldn't help but ask Silly Zhu: "What do you think?"

"It doesn't matter if Xu Damao is married. Now even the fat man is married. I can't talk about my wife!"

Yi Zhonghai smiled: "Okay, I'll introduce Liu Yuhua from Workshop 7 to you."

"Liu Yuhua? Workshop 7, who is it?"

"She is Liu Cheng's daughter from our workshop. She has good character and knows how to live a good life."

Silly Zhu almost jumped: "She! As for that big fat man, you are really successful, and that Zhu Bajie and his second aunt! You are really successful, I won't be like me!"

When the two of them said this, behind the machine next to them, Brother Yang and his "Red Star Five Tigers" Ben Lei Tiger Master Bowen could hear all in their ears.

The codename Red Star Five comes from Fatty, who has a bad taste. Little Yang Gefei said that he was a cultural person and pestered him to give him a name that showed his domineering attitude! The fat man thought of this.

The five tigers are the descending mountain tiger, the running thunder tiger, the smiling tiger, the dragon-catching tiger, and the golden-haired tiger.

In workshop 7, "Ben Lei Hu" was adding jealousy to Liu Yuhua: "Not only did he say that you are Zhu Bajie's second aunt, he also told the old man Yi Zhonghai to let him go home and divorce his wife, and then marry you, and maybe he can still have children. A big fat boy!”

Liu Yuhua clenched her teeth angrily and with tears in her eyes, she listened without saying a word before saying thank you to him.

As for Fatty, on his way back to the cafeteria, he was suddenly blocked by someone!

He stammered nervously: "Liu, Liu Lan, what do you want to do?"

Liu Lan gritted her teeth and said, "I want to!"

"..."

What tiger and wolf words!

The fat man was grabbed by Liu Lan and dragged to the small warehouse. Then the two of them did this and then that. When they got ready to fight, the fat man simply hugged Liu Lan behind the rope...

Walking to the door with empty steps, the fat man made a gesture to Liu Lan; then he stretched out his head and took a quick look, but only a very small area was exposed, and he only stayed for just enough time to take a look, and then again He quickly retracted his head.

This is combat technique - it's the only way to minimize the risk of a headshot on the battlefield.

The enemy's marksmanship is very good. If he slowly sticks his head out, doesn't that mean he's telling the sniper: "Brother, shoot here!"

After making sure that no one was around outside, the fat man and Liu Lan slipped out one after the other.

Liu Lan said to him: "I don't care whether you get married or not, and I don't care about your reputation. I just want to stay by your side quietly. I won't disturb you when you are busy, and I won't ask for anything. I just want you to have nothing to do." Sometimes, your eyes can linger on me for a while, just like today."

"..."

While the two of them were messing around in the small warehouse, something big happened outside.

It was precisely because of this incident that it attracted the attention of the entire canteen, no, even the entire workshop! It helped them attract most of the attention, which allowed them to be thorough.

As soon as the fat man returned to the cafeteria, he realized that something was wrong. Lao Wang was sighing; Fat Aunt was looking up at the sky; Zhao Laoer was leaning on the window with his butt raised and peeking; Tian Kai and Zhao Long pulled Ma Hua aside and covered him tightly. mouth to prevent him from making a sound!