Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

The fat man quickly helped Yu Li wipe away her tears and asked her softly: "What's wrong, wife?"

Yu Li also wiped her eyes vigorously, shook her head and said, "It's nothing." There was originally another sentence behind, "Don't spend money on me anymore," but looking at the fat man's loving eyes, she didn't say it.

"This courtyard is very complicated. Let's start with the front courtyard. We are across from each other. Yan Bugui, a primary school teacher and the third uncle of this courtyard, has a nickname called Yan Laoxi. He plots all day long. He plots the sky and the earth. , and there is still room in between. There is no loophole that he cannot take advantage of, and there is no advantage that he cannot take advantage of! Their family members are all of the same character, and they are very close to us, so you must be more careful."

Yu Li understood: "Be polite, don't talk about benefits."

Is he so talented? The fat man glanced at Yu Li in surprise, and then continued: "As for the middle courtyard, the Jia family lives in the west wing, Yi Zhonghai lives in the east wing, and Shazhu lives in the main room. These three families must be mentioned together."

Yu Li was curious: "Why?"

"You remember, they are a whole. Yi Zhonghai is an eighth-level fitter in our factory. He controls everything in this courtyard, big and small, and is the waterman of our courtyard. He looks sanctimonious all day long; Jia Qin Huairu, a man at home, died of an injury at work. He and his mother-in-law were raising three children together. As for that stupid man, he was an old bachelor and had no wife at the age of 3. The substitute teacher I arranged for when I first entered the factory was Him, he is nothing."

Yu Li was a little puzzled: "How come the three families, who seem to have nothing to do with each other, become one?"

The fat man took a sip of water: "The root of this matter is in the backyard. You have met Xu Damao's family. They can be said to be the family with the best relationship with us in this courtyard. Sister-in-law Xiao'e is a lady and knowledgeable. You usually You can walk around with her more. But you have to be careful with Xu Damao."

"How to say?"

"He is a real villain, a big bad guy. He is a typical person who doesn't like other people's good things. He will do whatever it takes to get better, and he will deny all his relatives for power. He is also very thick-skinned. He talks about people and tells ghosts."

Yu Li understood: "I will stay away from him."

This well-behaved look made the fat man jealous, so he hugged her and kissed her, which made Yu Li angry.

The fat man chuckled: "After talking about his family, I have to talk about the deaf old lady. She is the oldest and is the five-guarantee household in this courtyard. She is the supporter of the three families in the middle courtyard. The deaf old lady has prestige, Yi Zhonghai has a lot of power, the Jia family is responsible for gaining sympathy, and finally Silly Zhu is responsible for acting as a thug. Now do you understand the complicated situation in this courtyard? "

Yu Li slowly digested it for a while and then asked: "You seem to have missed one family."

"Well, this is Liu Haizhong's family in the backyard. He is the second uncle of this courtyard. What on earth is this so-called uncle? He is someone chosen by the street to coordinate neighborhood relations, mediate disputes, and deal with trivial matters. relation."

The fat man paused and continued: "But you have to be more careful about these bangs. I am a wolf in the mountains, and I will go crazy when I am proud."

Yu Li looked at the fat man aggrievedly: "I don't understand..."

The fat man pinched Yu Li's chin with a very good touch: "This person has deep-rooted feudal ideas. He advocates politics and only wants to be an official. He is obedient at home and strikes hard when he comes home. He has double standards in life and work. He is a person who can take the initiative to frame people for profit. Someone else’s person. But I can’t recognize two characters called Douda, I don’t have a clear mind, and I can’t succeed more than I can fail.”

Seeing that he was so serious, Yu Li made up her mind to stay away from Liu Haizhong's family.

"Finally, let's talk about the middle courtyard. Yi Zhonghai and his wife have no children, and he grew up watching Silly Zhu, so he treats him as his nephew. The same goes for the deaf old lady in the backyard. It is precisely because of these two nursing homes. That's why Silly Zhu can cause trouble in this courtyard again and again, but in the end nothing happens."

Years ago when we were making a banquet together, Yu Li heard Zhao Laoer talk about the grudge between Fatty and him. Although she only heard a little bit about it, she still understood a little bit.

The fat man continued: "Jia family, Jia Zhang is a master."

"Master?"

The fat man nodded: "She is not a master. She is a rural woman who lost her son in old age and lives with her daughter-in-law. She has almost no ability to work. But she occupies such a good house in this courtyard. Not only is she not angry, but she is still alive. It’s very moisturizing, but I’m not a master, okay?”

Yu Li frowned and said, "But didn't you just say that it's not easy for these two women to live with three children?"

The fat man helped her smooth her eyebrows: "Don't frown easily, it will easily leave wrinkles. Look at Qin Huairu, she never frowns easily."

Yu Li slapped the fat man's hand away and whispered, "Don't make trouble."

Fatty Hehe Zhile said: "They are not easy to fool! She has a sewing machine at home."

Yu Li's voice suddenly increased: "Sewing machine?"

"That's right, it's from the Flying Man brand."

Yu Li was surprised: "Yes, you said 150! I still need votes."

The fat man snorted twice before saying: "Now you know, right? Qin Huairu's damn husband was injured and died on the job, so his pension is quite large. Qin Huairu replaced his man in the factory, and his salary was 27 yuan a month."

Yu Li asked in confusion: "That's not high, but our family of six used to rely on my eldest sister's salary of 6 yuan. Isn't it too much?"

The fat man patted Yu Li's head with satisfaction: "That's the point. Qin Huairu's family is obviously not poor, but they cry about poverty all day long. Somehow, they have become the key recipients of assistance in this hospital. At the end of the month Just go around and catch the autumn wind."

Yu Li looked disgusted: "Isn't this a vampire? If I have a sewing machine and can make a set of clothes in three days, how can I be poor?"

"..."

Fatty told Yu Li about the changes in his relationship with Silly Zhu since he traveled to this world.

"This bastard actually dares to take advantage of my second sister. Why don't you just urinate and look like that!"

Yu Li had a weird look in her eyes, and Fatty was horrified by her look: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"You just don't want your three sisters to get married. You can't bear it!"

The fat man seemed to have been told something that was on his mind and became angry: "I didn't!"

"Yes! Especially Chen Yan!"

I forgot that they are best friends. The fat man asked Yu Li politely: "Have you finished eating?"

Yu Li quickly stuffed the last two pieces of belly into the fat man's mouth, stood up and was about to clean it up.

While the fat man was chewing his belly, he lifted Yu Li on his shoulders.

Holding her long legs with both hands, making her lie on her head and feet, Yu Li kicked anxiously: "Put me down..."