Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

The fat man gave a disdainful "hum" and carried her to the house.

Two days passed in the blink of an eye, and soon came the important day of "returning home after three dynasties".

Fatty originally planned to take Yu Li to Beixinqiao Food Store to buy some things to take back tomorrow, but when he passed the Four Seasons Photo Studio, he changed his mind.

"Honey, have you ever taken a photo?"

Yu Li shook her head: "A one-inch black and white photo costs sixty or seven cents, how can you afford it?"

The fat man pulled her towards the photo studio: "Then let's take a few photos today. It's very memorable."

Yu Li couldn't resist him, so she had no choice but to comply with his wishes.

When the photo studio staff heard that they were a newly married couple, they recommended that they take a photo in the photo studio first, then take another photo under the city wall, and finally take another photo in Tiananmen Square. A set of photos only costs 1 yuan.

Although Yu Li was reluctant to give up, she was very moved.

So the fat man convinced her without much effort. The two people stood together, and in the voice of the photographer: "Come a little closer, your heads are touching...", their first photo was taken.

Next, I followed the photographer to Shichahai and then to Tiananmen. After I came back, I found out that taking photos had been scheduled for a month, which made Fatty miss his P60 art so much.

The next day, the fat man prepared two bottles of wine, a pound of meat, and some seasonal vegetables. Yu Li also carried a chicken in her hand, and the two of them came out of the Beixinqiao grocery store.

Yu Li lamented: "My mother has never been to a grocery store. She always buys groceries at vegetable stands outside, and she has to rush to go after get off work."

"That is why ah?"

Yu Li glanced at him sideways: "Why else? It's cheap!"

"..."

Yu Li's parents were extremely happy when they saw Fatty come back full of chicken, meat, and wine.

Yu Haitang also came over and chattered with Yu Li, but didn't pay much attention to the fat man.

Who can learn to cook if they are capable? You will never be able to sit in an office or be a person in charge of people, and you will have no future.

The fat man didn't like her either. He found out last time that this woman was very snobbish.

His father-in-law’s family is really good!

None of the neighbors were invited. It was just their family. Even the dishes were only vegetarian. Just waiting for the fat man to bring back something to cook.

Because it is easy to understand, Yu Li is not welcome. If you don’t believe me, I will be treated like this if I wait to marry Haitang in the future.

Yu Li felt sorry for her man and refused to let the fat man cook, so she went to work in the kitchen alone.

Yu Haitang also came over to chat over tea: "Brother-in-law, do you think my clothes look good?"

The fat man's eyes would be irritated just by looking at him. Boy, what an aesthetic is this!

Here's a comparison - wear cotton trousers under a cheongsam, are you doing performance art?

The fat man hummed twice nonchalantly, and Yu Haitang climbed up the pole: "Brother-in-law, why did you not mention buying new clothes for my sister when you got married?"

The fat man nodded: "Buy, buy, I'll buy it when I get my salary back."

Yu Haitang suddenly realized: "I'm sorry, I forgot, brother-in-law, you are just an apprentice. Your salary is only 18 yuan a month. This set of clothes costs 5 yuan. Let's forget it."

"..."

Returning home this time exhausted the last trace of attachment to that home in Yu Li's heart.

The fat man saw that her face was always ugly, so he deliberately teased her and said, "Look, I told you to buy you a set of clothes and a pair of shoes, but you refused!"

Yu Li flat-mouthed in grievance: "Her set of clothes was bought with my 7 yuan."

"I'll give you a total of 8 yuan, and you'll give me 7 yuan? That's it..."

Seeing the fat man's expression of resentment, Yu Li was so angry that she wanted to twist his ears.

After twisting and twisting, the two of them hugged each other somehow.

Yu Li said to the fat man while she was taking a breather: "I don't want new clothes, let alone leather shoes. I want a sewing machine, I want it!"

This silly wife, the fat man likes her more and more. There is such a girl who regards your affairs as a big deal and devotes herself wholeheartedly to you. If you don't rush into the bowl when you meet such a girl, you will be struck by thunder!

The days of mixing honey and oil always pass quickly.

Yu Li is extremely gentle, her voice is always gentle and soft, and even her words have a sweet smell. The fat man always likes to hold her, whisper against her ear, and pull a silk thread from time to time.

The two of them hugged each other and gently rocked, rubbed, and kissed; they obviously didn't do anything, they were as innocent as a piece of paper, but when they came to their senses, it was already very late.

Therefore, we can easily draw the conclusion from the fat man: Never fall in love casually, which is a waste of time and life.

At work today, as soon as I straightened out the kitchen stall, a worker came in and said, "Whose name is Chen Kang?"

The fat man stood up: "It's me, what's wrong?"

"Oh, someone is looking for you and says he is your neighbor."

Neighbor? The fat man scratched his head and walked to the back door of the factory. When he came out, he saw Yan Bugui standing under the wall, holding a tin bucket in his hand.

"Third uncle, are you looking for me?"

Yan Bugui showed his iconic, crazy smile again, with a sticky mouth: "Fat man, I heard that you can cause trouble in the cafeteria?"

The fat man gave him a strange look: "Who did you listen to?"

"Stupid column!"

Fatty Silly Zhu hasn't looked at it for several days. He went to sweep the streets.

During his stay at the factory for inspection, Zhao Laoer was beaten again.

Zhao Laoer took his wife and two children to Factory Director Yang's office and knelt down, begging Director Yang to make the decision for him.

Director Yang was made very passive and could only make up his mind to deal with Si Zhu.

Not fired yet, but not far away.

After Yan Bugui finished speaking, he picked up his bucket. The fat man took a look and saw that there were about seven or eight buckets. I roughly guessed his purpose: "Third uncle, what do you want?"

It's easy to talk to smart people. Yan Bugui said with a smile on his face: "I want to send this fish to your factory canteen to improve the food for the workers and masters. But, I must say, this fish is all my hard work Those who work hard to dig holes in the ice to fish..."

The fat man was too lazy to talk nonsense to him: "Do you want to exchange money or something?"

Yan Bugui saw that he was so righteous and said quickly: "Change money. The family will be in trouble again."

Yan Laoxi's words and Qin Huairu's words can only be half believed. Such a calculating person, how could he not reveal the truth?

You must know that he is the first family in the courtyard to buy a TV. 296 yuan!

With these seven or eight fish, Fatty made a roasted fish meal for noon. They kept one for themselves and asked Liu Lan to send the rest to the canteen director.

As a result, things didn't work out. Just after breakfast, someone from the factory's Discipline Inspection Department came over and said, "Chen Kang, right? Someone reported you for speculating. Please come with us to assist in the investigation."