After time travel, a metaphysics boss relies on fortune telling to support his children

Lu Mao touched his forehead and felt a little cold.

Then he touched blood on his face.

How could there be blood?

Just then, the lights in the room began to flicker.

Suddenly there was a bang and the whole room went dark.

Only the screen of the mobile phone, which is being shitted without taking off its pants, emits a faint light.

Lu Mao's bloody face looked even more terrifying in the dim light.

His face began to turn blue, and his eyes looked extremely weird.

Shitting and blue hair without taking off pants, shivering with fear.

"Ah, ghost! Help!"

They were so frightened that they turned around and ran away.

The screen of my mobile phone started to shake violently.

Only his heavy breathing could be heard on the screen.

He pooped without taking off his pants and the blue fur was chased all over the house by the green fur.

Because I couldn't see clearly, I always heard the sound of various things bumping into each other. It was very lively to hear the clanking.

Netizens in front of the screen were also trembling with fear.

[Ah ah ah, is it really a ghost? This is too fantasy! 】

[No, no, can you really see ghosts in the live broadcast room? Could it still be a prank? 】

【Turn on the lights! These two idiots only know how to run, why don't they know how to turn on the lights? ! 】

[Could it be that the light is actually broken? It flashed twice just now. Isn’t it standard for ghost movies? 】

[What is going on now? I can't see anything! 】

The barrage in the live broadcast room was still going on, and suddenly the light was turned on with a pop.

The live broadcast room suddenly lit up.

Without taking off my pants to take a shit, I finally touched the light switch out of breath.

He looked back at Lu Mao, who was rushing toward him with blood on his face. He reached back and took out the documents on the table and slapped him on the head.

"Gan, I knew you were the one pretending to be a ghost to scare me! Is it to get revenge that I used that severed head to scare you today?"

Lu Mao was a little confused when he took a picture of the document. His whole head turned [-] degrees, and then fell to the ground.

But in the end, he rolled to his feet without taking off his pants to defecate.

He lowered his head in horror as he took a poop without taking off his pants.

The green-haired eyes were still staring straight at him, and their astigmatic pupils looked lifeless.

Shiting without taking off pants: Ahhhhhh! ! !

Netizens who saw all this said: Ahhhh! ! !

I didn't take off my pants to poop. Just when I was about to jump away, I felt something biting my pants leg.

He lowered his head and saw that Lu Mao's entire head was pressed against his feet. The bloody mouth revealed its sharp teeth and bit into his trouser leg.

Ahhhhh! !! !!

He took a shit without taking off his pants and started screaming again.

He screamed and shook his legs desperately, finally throwing the head out again.

Lan Mao on the side was also so frightened that he even ran forward without pulling down his pants.

I finally ran out of the office.

The two of them didn't dare to wait for the elevator and started running down the stairs.

I don’t know how long they ran, but the two finally realized something was wrong.

Their office is on the thirteenth floor.

But based on their current life-and-death speed, even if they didn't run out of the gate, they should be there soon.

But now, they see the numbers on the stairwell.

The number plate on the thirteenth floor was shining brightly under the pale stair light.

Pooping without taking off pants and Blue Fur hugged each other and screamed.

Ahhhhh! !! !!

Why can't you get out! ! !

A wave of despair came over me.

Before the two of them had time to vent their emotions, Green Hair chased them out again.

Seeing the bloody and headless green hair's stiff pace, the two of them couldn't care less about anything else and ran down again desperately.

After running like this for who knows how many rounds, the two of them had no strength left and collapsed on the stairs.

And the headless green-haired man behind him was still following them leisurely.

The number plate on the stairs above their heads still said the thirteenth floor.

They never seem to get downstairs.

Finally, exhausted, he took off his pants and took a shit, thinking that he was still connected to Lin Xiyue.

He quickly picked up his phone and shouted at the screen, "Anchor, help me, I don't want to die!"

Just as he was taking a shit without taking off his pants, after saying this, the blue hair next to him was dragged away by a huge force.

Then there was only a scream and a click, as if something was broken at the waist.

He had no time to be shocked when he took off his pants and took a shit. When he looked up, he saw two dark figures standing in front of him, staring down at him.

Said to be bowing one's head, it is actually more appropriate to describe it as bending over.

Because a person has no head, and blood is still dripping from his broken neck...

Blood dripped onto his face...

The other one had blue fur with a neck that was crooked into a strange arc. His eyeballs were bulging, his face was dark, and his expression was particularly strange.

I was really scared to shit when I took my pants off.

With trembling hands, he turned the screen over so that everyone in the live broadcast could see the picture in front of him.

Anyway, we can't let him pee in fear alone!

Netizen: ...

After two seconds of silence, all the netizens cried out in fright.

For a moment, the barrage of bodyguards filled the entire screen.

He didn't know if the barrage could protect his body, and he didn't take off his pants to poop. He only knew that if the anchor didn't say anything, he would fall off in the next second!

Because he saw the bodies of his two friends slowly bending down, and they were about to come close to his face.

And with his back against the wall, he had no way out.

Finally Lin Xiyue's voice came from the other end of the live broadcast.

Her voice was the sound of nature for taking a poop without taking off her pants.

"Okay, don't scare him anymore."

Lin Xiyue's voice was cold and indifferent, "He didn't want what happened like that, and you don't really blame him in your heart. You just want him to have a memory... but the price is too high."

Lin Xiyue's words seemed to have some magic power.

As soon as she finished speaking, the two people in front of her suddenly returned to normal.

Netizens who were so scared that they closed their eyes in the live broadcast room quietly opened their eyes and took a look.

Oh, why did the painting style change so much?

The two people who looked like dead-eyed ghosts just now have returned to normal.

He didn't take off his pants to poop, but he was completely confused.

What the hell is going on with all this?

What do the anchor's words mean?

The two friends, one on the left and the other on the right, helped him up while taking off his pants.

Seeing their terrifying looks just now, with their hands and feet paralyzed without taking off their pants, I felt like I was being held hostage, being dragged towards the office by them.

He returned to his work station.

The lights in the room are bright, making pooping without taking off pants a bit more realistic.

Did they really do everything just now to scare me?

But why is it so real and all that blood...

He touched his face, and sure enough there was nothing...

The blood from Lan Mao's neck was obviously dripping on his face just now, why is there nothing now?

All this can no longer be explained by a simple prank.

So what exactly happened?

Many netizens in the live broadcast room also looked puzzled.

I was a little brave just now, but I watched the whole thing.

After the anchor finished speaking, the two people were like magic. One of them grew a head, and the other one with a crooked neck turned into a normal person with a click.