After time travel, a metaphysics boss relies on fortune telling to support his children

But this normality itself is abnormal.

Barrage--

[The neck directly grows into the head. This is unscientific. This is not scientific at all! 】

[Can anyone tell me if a broken neck can be reattached directly? 】

[Only I want to say that those eyes without focus are not living people at all? 】

[Ah ah ah, I'm scared. I'm scared and retreat first! I’ll tell you tomorrow if it’s a ghost, but I won’t be able to do it tonight anyway! 】

[Young man, be careful, the two people next to you are unusual! 】

I was even more panicked when I watched the barrage without taking off my pants.

He looked at Lin Xiyue with pleading eyes, hoping that the anchor could give him an explanation. What was going on with his two brothers?

Are there any real high-tech pranks nowadays?

He regrets it now.

When he received the express package this morning, he shouldn't have had bad thoughts and used this severed head to scare people after get off work.

Lin Xiyue's face became paler and paler when she saw that she was taking a pee without taking off her pants, and her expressions were comparable to those of the two people next to her.

Or rather, these three people's faces were as pale as paper, and their eyes had a faint look of death.

Lin Xiyue sighed again.

She couldn't bear it, but she still had to say it.

"Actually, you don't have to be afraid of them, because you are all the same."

She still didn't understand what Lin Xiyue meant by not taking off her pants to poop.

He saw Lu Mao on the side suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled towards his neck.

Then--

Huang Mao's body didn't move, but he felt his gaze suddenly lifted.

Then he discovered to his horror that his head was no longer on his neck.

Huang Mao: Ahhhhh!

What kind of weird operation is this?

Why can his head be ripped off at will?

He must be dreaming!

Yes, dream!

He didn't take off his pants to defecate, and he violently grabbed his thighs.

Sure enough it didn't hurt at all!

He just said, how could such a weird scene be real? He must be dreaming.

He had just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the barrage occupying the screen.

[Ah ah ah, what kind of special effect is this? How come it’s so realistic! 】

【Damn it! Damn it! I really saw a ghost! 】

【Is this a prank? Why is one more terrifying than the other! 】

【Bed protects the body! Barrage body protection! Protect me quickly! 】

The barrage was chaotic.

He subconsciously wanted to scratch his head without taking off his pants, but found that his head was still in Lu Mao's hand.

He grabbed his head and pressed it on his neck.

call! Sure enough, it is more comfortable on my neck.

Shitting without taking off his pants, he turned his head and looked at his strangely healed neck. He felt that this dream was really magical.

Apart from the fact that there is no pain, everything else is really very realistic.

He pressed his head on his neck without taking off his pants, then touched his head embarrassedly, and said to himself, "Oh, I'm really obsessed with watching the live broadcast. I'm even dreaming about watching the anchor. live broadcast."

Barrage:……

Brother, you are dreaming, are we all dreaming too?

Netizens watching the live broadcast couldn't help but secretly pinch themselves when they heard this.

hiss--

It hurts!

After two seconds of silence, it started to refresh the screen again.

[Xiao Chun, the tea seller: Brother, I just pinched myself and almost jumped out of the quilt in pain, so this is really not a dream! 】

[When the leaves turn green, they turn red again: I pinched them just now, and now my tears are still flowing! 】

[Coke Chicken Wings: It turns out everyone is just like me, hahaha! 】

[Don’t fight Doudou: Since it’s not a dream, what’s going on with the guy opposite? 】

[Flies up a branch and turns into a sparrow: So no one is dreaming, but is this guy dreaming? 】

[Boss Lin, who loves prawns: Let me tell you a little, is there a possibility that the three people opposite may not be human? 】

Netizen:...? ! ! !

Shiting without taking off pants:...? ? ! !

He looked at the barrage without taking off his pants and was a little confused for a moment.

How come dreams are so real?

This barrage was as popular as when he usually watched the live broadcast and had thoughts.

What do you mean they are not human?

Why does this sound like a curse?

Shiting without taking off his pants looked confused at this moment. When he saw the two friends next to him, he felt that their faces were livid and ghostly.

He shrank subconsciously, and then looked at Lin Xiyue for help.

"Anchor, although this is in my dream, I still only believe in you. Please tell me what is going on and how can there be such a real dream."

Lin Xiyue looked at the man taking off his pants and taking a shit with a trace of pity in his eyes.

"What if I told you this wasn't a dream?"

"It's not a dream. How is it possible? My head was ripped off just now, and they..."

He pointed at the two people beside him, and suddenly he seemed to have discovered something, and his eyes widened.

It was so quiet in the office that you could hear a pin drop.

But in such a quiet environment, he didn't hear anyone breathing.

not breathing...

not breathing...

There is only one kind of person in this world who has no breath.

That is the dead.

A terrible thought suddenly came to my mind.

His eyes widened in fear, as if they were about to burst out. Everyone in front of the screen shrank back in fear.

Even if he didn't take off his pants to take a shit, he was shocked by his appearance at this time.

"Anchor, are we all... dead?"

He asked this sentence with difficulty without taking off his pants.

Lin Xiyue on the opposite side nodded slowly, her voice as calm as ever, but with a bit of pity, "Yes, you guys are all ghosts now. The reason why we can see you is because you don't know yet. He is already dead."

If you take a poop without taking off your pants, your face will turn ashen.

How did he die? Why did he die suddenly?

Obviously, he had just received a big order early this morning, and he was going to work all night to complete the order, so that their performance at the end of the month would be good.

but why?

What exactly happened?

Are all three of them dead?

Still looking confused and in pain after taking a poop without taking off his pants, Lan Mao next to him suddenly sighed.

"Brother Xiao, have you forgotten how we got into trouble?"

"I really don't remember..."

He shook his head desperately without taking off his pants, and accidentally shook his head directly to the ground.

His head rolled around on the ground several times while taking a pee without taking off his pants, which only made him dizzy.

Fortunately, the green-haired man on the side quickly picked up his head and put it back on.

"Brother Xiao, you are still so reckless, even if you die, you won't let people rest assured..."

There was a hint of resentment in Lu Mao's tone, and both of them stared at Shiting without taking off his pants with a horrifying look.

Taking a pee without taking off his pants felt like his head was going to explode. The memory fragments suddenly flashed out, making his eyes widen in horror.