I trade seven with the gods

"Pfft hahahaha!"

Li Hanyao's answer made the class burst into laughter.

The boys and girls laughed together,

In fact, students have understood a truth very early - the law does not punish the public!

At this time, no matter how much they laugh, they will not be punished by the teacher. The punishment will only be concentrated on the person who made everyone laugh.

however,

Li Hanyao made everyone laugh with just four words. This made the history teacher who had just shown off his sense of humor very frustrated.

Her face was covered with frost, and small blue veins popped out on her forehead.

"Ah...ha,"

The history teacher pushed up his glasses and said word by word:

"So... under Lin Xiangru's pressure to die, Qin returned the 'twenty yuan' to Zhao?"

"Pfft hahaha!"

This time, the history teacher finally succeeded in making the whole class laugh, but she was not happy at all.

"No, no, I just..."

Li Hanyao was about to explain that he had not done it on purpose, but was ruthlessly interrupted by the history teacher:

"waste……"

Li Hanyao was stunned, and he asked subconsciously:

"what did you say?"

The history teacher sneered:

"I said you are a waste. I don't know what the meaning of existence is for you waste children from poor families..."

"I know that due to pressure from above, Arashiyama Middle School, the best aristocratic school in the city, must accept a few children from slums like you to show the school's kindness, but..."

The history teacher said condescendingly:

"But... I have always found the school's behavior extremely ridiculous, just like a pet shop deliberately placing a few rural pastoral dogs next to the Ashra noble cat in order to set off its nobility... What's the point?"

She paused, looked into Li Hanyao's eyes, and said word by word:

"I believe that not only Ashla cats hate these pastoral dogs, but also the pastoral dogs themselves would not feel comfortable staying in such a clean environment, right?"

"For example, they really miss the toilets in the countryside, but here they can only eat exquisite cat food?"

"Let's go back……"

The history teacher sighed helplessly. At this moment, she really seemed to be a teacher who was teaching the lost children:

"Go back...go back to where you belong!"

Li Hanyao remained silent.

After a while, he finally spoke:

"teacher……"

The history teacher looked at Li Hanyao with a smile.

She has seen many students like this.

As long as their egos are stimulated a little, they will break their defenses.

Then while shouting "Don't bully young people into poverty", he showed his most angry, sensitive but extremely embarrassed state.

Under the expectant eyes of the history teacher, Li Hanyao raised his head and said in a sincere tone:

"Teacher... I may have lost twenty dollars this morning. Can you use the loudspeaker of the Academic Affairs Office to shout for me?"

?

The history teacher's smile froze on his face.

"puff……"

There was a chuckle from the corner of the class, but it was quickly suppressed.

The history teacher fell silent, as if she had punched cotton.

This feeling is very uncomfortable,

It was as if she had set up a fort and was ready to blow up the opponent's whole family. But the other party giggled like a kid next door and asked her, "Auntie, have you eaten?"

The history teacher held her forehead a little tiredly and said feebly:

"You...can't you understand what I mean?"

Li Hanyao seemed to be really anxious. He said in a hurried tone:

"Teacher, I don't know much about raising pets...but that twenty yuan is very important to me, not because of the amount, but..."

"enough!"

bang——

The history teacher interrupted Li Hanyao, and she slammed the blackboard eraser on the podium.

Li Hanyao's words reminded her that she seemed to have finally found a new entry point.

I saw the history teacher looking around the class, and finally focused on Li Hanyao.

She said in a cold tone:

"Twenty dollars? Do you know what twenty dollars means?"

"The parents of all previous students of Arashiyama Middle School include more than [-]% of the elite entrepreneurs, doctors, and lawyers in Arashiyama City!"

"The money they donate to the school every year is enough to rebuild half of Arashiyama City!"

"And you, the son of a security guard... actually come to waste the precious time of these elite children for a mere twenty yuan? You..."

The history teacher paused.

Her eyes flashed with anger, and she gathered all her strength on the tip of her tongue to spit out these two words:

"……waste!"

There was silence in the classroom,

The history teacher narrowed his eyes slightly and looked down at the class.

Although she hated these children from poor families, she actually didn't want to express her feelings. After all, she thinks that her image in the minds of students is still very elegant and decent.

However, she was really unhappy today. With so many unlucky things, she really couldn't maintain her elegance.

……

"Pfft-"

at this time,

Suddenly another suppressed laughter came from the corner of the classroom.

"Who is it again? Get out and laugh!"

The history teacher couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help but cursed.

Xiang Tiange hurriedly shrank his head and took back his smile.

The history teacher sneered:

"Sure enough, we are students of the same class again... Come on, Xiang Tiange, tell me what you were laughing at just now?"

"what?"

Xiang Tiange scratched his head in shock and slowly stood up with a red face.

He laughed awkwardly twice and explained:

"I think of happy things..."

"Then share your happy things with your classmates."

The history teacher's face was expressionless.

Xiang Tiange hurriedly covered his face and muttered to himself in a state of laughter and tears:

"No, no, no, that's too shameful."

"three……"

The history teacher starts counting down.

Xiang Tiange explained with a red face:

"Okay, okay, teacher, it's okay. I just suddenly remembered a joke from my hometown. Then, I'll tell it to everyone... ahem..."

He cleared his throat and said sheepishly:

"One day, the mosquito and the mantis went to peek at a woman taking a bath. The mosquito said proudly: 'Look, I bit her twice on the chest ten years ago, and now the swelling is so big...'"

"...Mantis said unconvinced: 'What's the point? I chopped a knife between her legs ten years ago, and she still bleeds every month...'"

……

"Pfft hahahaha!"

The next moment, the whole class burst into laughter.

In fact, frankly speaking, Xiang Tiange's joke is very cold and very old.

But no matter what, the classroom atmosphere is too depressing now.

When the atmosphere of a group is depressing to a certain level, even the slightest joke at this moment will become the trigger for laughter in the whole room.

Seeing the history teacher's increasingly livid expression, Xiang Tiange said weakly without tears:

"You asked me to tell you..."

The history teacher had a dark face and was about to speak.

Xiang Tiange changed the subject, and his voice suddenly became low and deep:

"but……"

The whole class fell silent, and the students looked at Xiang Tiange in surprise, who seemed to have something to say.

The history teacher was also stunned.

Xiang Tiange smiled slightly and said slowly:

"But...Teacher, do you know who is more ridiculous than the mosquito and mantis in my joke...?"

His eyes were calm and his tone was calm, as if he was chatting with the history teacher:

"It's a middle-aged woman I know. She was admitted to an aristocratic high school as a teacher decades ago. Because she met so many wealthy people, she thought she was also an aristocrat..."

"She earns a salary of several thousand yuan a month, but she holds her head high in front of her poor students wherever she goes. She always proudly introduces to others that the parents of the students in her school are all elites..."

Xiang Tiange shrugged and laughed:

"But she forgot, so what does that have to do with her?"

……