I trade seven with the gods

The whole class was silent,

Everyone looked at Xiang Tiange in shock.

Is this kid... crazy?

Li Hanyao also looked at Xiang Tiange in shock.

He didn't expect that Xiang Tiange would actually contradict the teacher for him.

……

"Get out!!!"

The history teacher couldn't take it anymore;

She roared with tears in her eyes.

The history teacher slammed the textbook on the two teenagers. Her eyes were bloodshot, like a shrew who was cursing in the street.

"Go away."

Xiang Tiange curled his lips indifferently and walked out of the classroom.

After Li Hanyao was silent for a moment, he also walked out of the classroom.

"I didn't let you out!"

The history teacher yelled at Li Hanyao.

Li Hanyao paused for a moment, but finally followed Xiang Tiange out of the classroom door.

The history teacher laughed angrily:

"Two losers, the old saying is true. The sons of mice will always stick together unconsciously."

……

After leaving the classroom,

in the toilet,

Two teenagers squatted in a pit one by one.

After a moment of silence,

Li Hanyao lowered his head and couldn't help but said:

"You...actually you don't have to do this. Anyway, it's not the first time she has looked down on me."

Although Li Hanyao said so,

But I have to say,

Li Hanyao finally believed it at this moment,

It turned out that Xiang Tiange wasn't bragging, he was really quite talented!

however,

at this time,

Li Hanyao suddenly heard a sound of chattering teeth coming from the squatting pit next to him.

Li Hanyao was silent for a while and couldn't help but ask:

"Why...do you like chirping while eating?"

But I saw Xiang Tiange standing up from the squatting pit tremblingly.

He was so frightened that his face turned pale, his teeth chattered, and his back was soaked with cold sweat.

Xiang Tiange raised his hand tremblingly and said to Li Hanyao:

"Yaozi, hurry up, give me a hand, damn, that old woman is so scary. In the class just now, my legs almost gave out..."

Li Hanyao: "..."

He helplessly supported Xiang Tiange, who was unsteady, but grabbed something sticky in his hand.

Li Hanyao had no expression on his face:

"Don't tell me that you were in the squatting pit because your legs were so soft..."

Xiang Tiange blinked:

"Don't tell anyone~"

Li Hanyao put his hand on Xiang Tiange's back without leaving a trace, patted his shoulder and comforted:

"I thought you were really that brave...but if you're so scared, why do you have to come forward?"

Xiang Tiange waved his hand boldly and said boldly:

"It's okay, brother Doujiba~"

"Besides, I have to cover your neck, so how can I watch you being humiliated by that old woman?"

then,

Xiang Tiange put on an excited face again and said excitedly:

"Damn, he's so handsome. I was so handsome just now..."

"...so handsome that I want to write a book for myself. I've already thought of the title. It's called "I Killed the Teacher in the Mental Hospital"..."

Li Hanyao pondered for a moment, then interrupted him with some confusion:

"Why in a mental hospital?"

Xiang Tiange's tone paused, and then he waved his hand:

"Oh no, it doesn't matter. Just think it's not illegal to kill someone because of mental illness!"

After finishing the item, he was once again intoxicated by his handsomeness just now:

"I don't know how many girls in our class were admiring me just now... It's a pity that I was patronizing and pretending to be cool, and I didn't even look at them secretly..."

At this moment, two girls passed by the toilet door.

A girl said:

"Did you see that there was an idiot in Class [-] who contradicted the history teacher just now..."

Another girl said calmly:

"I saw it. I heard that because of him, the history teacher planned to drag the class for two hours today to give ideological education to Class [-], but he ran away first... Those gangsters in Class [-] said they would kill him when he gets back!"

……

in the toilet,

Xiang Tiange: "..."

Li Hanyao: "..."

Xiang Tiange swallowed, forced himself to look fierce, and said to himself:

"What a joke... Am I afraid of them? It's okay, don't be afraid, brothel, I'll protect you!"

Li Hanyao remained silent,

In fact, Li Hanyao knew that Xiang Tiange was often bullied by gangsters because his family was poor and he wanted to save face.

During adolescence,

For a young man, you can only have one thing: face and poverty.

"it is good."

But Li Hanyao still nodded and replied.

at the same time,

He recalled how Xiang Tiange was bullied by Aliang and the others yesterday.

correct!

I haven’t figured out the twenty yuan thing yet!

Li Hanyao suddenly remembered this matter.

So, he put his hand into his underwear to get the money in the pocket.

"Hey hey..."

Xiang Tiange saw this scene and hurriedly dissuaded him:

"Brother, no, this is school after all. I have to turn off the lights at home before I dare..."

Li Hanyao took out the money, and after tapping it again, it turned out that 20 yuan was missing.

Xiang Tiange's eyes widened.

Subsequently,

Li Hanyao took out a pen and a piece of paper from his underwear.

He began to calculate his recent expenses to see if he had accidentally spent the twenty yuan on something.

Xiang Tiange opened his mouth wide.

"Is there toilet paper? Lend me some!"

Xiang Tiange hesitated and asked.

Li Hanyao put his hand into his underwear and took out a roll of toilet paper.

“That’s too much!!!”

Xiang Tiange couldn't bear it any longer. He jumped up and complained emotionally:

"Even if you take out the kind of paper that costs [-] cents a pack for me, I think you are reasonable, why do you still give me a big roll of toilet paper???"

Li Hanyao glanced at him and explained:

"This is the little pocket my mother sewed in my underwear to prevent me from losing my money."

Xiang Tiange was even more shocked:

"Your Majesty... is Doraemon?"

……

After school,

Li Hanyao and Xiang Tiange were walking on the path outside the school.

Li Hanyao still didn't understand where his twenty yuan went.

Xiang Tiange has been beside him, exploring the limit of Li Hanyao's capacity:

"Is there a big bucket of Coke?"

"No."

……

"A small bucket will do, too."

"nor."

……

"Okay... where's the big vat of Sprite?"

"..."

……

"Is there a beautiful girl with 24K pure gold and diamonds... Hmm..."

Li Hanyao covered Xiang Tiange's mouth and said seriously:

"Don't go any further. There seems to be someone waiting for us ahead."

as predicted,

At the end of the path, five red motorcycles were parked there, with five sturdy teenagers sitting on the motorcycles.

The moment the five teenagers saw Li Hanyao and Xiang Tiange, they jumped off the motorcycle, as if they had been waiting for them.

……