Apocalyptic natural disaster: I take over Lake Baikal, you can do whatever you want

As long as they are brave enough, even if the female ghost is on maternity leave, they will really take action if they say so.

These two people started defecating as soon as they said they would, and soon they defecated a big lump.

Wang San smiled wickedly, took out the anesthetic, and stuffed it directly into his penis with a small stick.

After poisoning the shit, he threw away the cigarette butt, then habitually put the cigarette in his mouth and directly inserted the small stick into his mouth.

Then, the familiar smell from childhood made Wang San sober up instantly, and he quickly said "Pooh, pooh, pooh!"

"How is it? Third brother, is it delicious?"

Sun Bai looked at Wang San speechlessly. How come you, an old smoker, habitually put all kinds of stick-like objects into your mouth? How addicted are you to smoking? Is this taste right?

"Get out of here! Only dogs will eat that! Hide quickly, look, this dog is coming here just because it smells the scent. What our ancestors said makes sense, a cat will always steal fish and a dog will always eat shit, that's the truth."

When the two men saw Abe running towards them with his head shaking, they quickly hid themselves.

Abe also joined the mission to find the cold toad, but he only passed by Guibaodi occasionally.

Passing by Guibaodi, Abe looked at the big pile with joy. Is this a gift from nature? Pie in the sky actually fell, and it was still warm?

At that moment, Abe was very happy, as if he had seen a feast. This was simply the best in the world, and the more he ate, the less food there would be!

Abe opened his mouth wide and was about to show off, but he stopped suddenly.

I am now a level 3 alien beast after all, and I have a brain. What does Xiaoqiang eat? What does Fanfan eat? If I, Abe, eat this, won’t they be able to smell it?

If word gets out that I, Abe, a level three alien beast, actually secretly eats shit, will I, Abe, lose my dignity?

How will Brother Qiang look at me in the future? How will Fanfan look at me? How will my young wife-to-be look at me?

I was once disliked by my wife for releasing my instincts, and she has refused to raise the next generation with me until now. If she knew that I, Abe, secretly ate shit, there would be no next generation for me!

"You can't eat it! I, Abe, also have a dog face! You absolutely can't eat it! I, Abe, would rather starve to death today! Jump off here! I would rather not eat a single hot bite of yours!"

Thinking of this, Abe turned and left.

The smell is so strong after eating durian, not to mention eating shit. If I eat it, everyone in the safe house will know. Wouldn’t my dog ​​face be a face anymore?

Seeing Abe leave, Wang San and Sun Bai scratched their heads. What was going on?

It is very rare to see a cat that doesn't steal fish and a dog that doesn't eat shit.

"What's going on? Is this shit not to his taste? I told you to use sausage. This is a high-end pet dog. He must eat high-end dog food at home."

Wang San looked at Sun Bai with disdain. I told you to use sausages, but you insisted on making a big one. Can you catch the monster without sausages? Don't you understand this?

Sun Bai thought about it, poked it with his finger, then put it in his mouth and tasted the saltiness.

"Baji, baji, there's nothing wrong with this smell, right? Why doesn't it eat it? Isn't it confused by the fragrance?"

When Wang San saw this scene, he rolled his eyes.

"Sun Bai, you are so disgusting. How can you eat this? You must be really hungry. You don't care about anything."

Sun Bai rolled his eyes speechlessly. He developed this bad habit in Kyoto.

Ever since the death of the four young masters of Beijing, no one knew where the supernatural being who turned shit into a spirit had gone. Now he wanted to taste the saltiness of shit whenever he saw it. It was an old habit that he couldn't change in a short time.

"Pah, pah, pah, we are all brothers, why should we distinguish between yours and mine? What should we do now? This strange beast doesn't eat shit, are we still going to catch it?"

Sun Bai was still unwilling to give up. This enormous wealth was about to be within his grasp, and he was unwilling to give up if he couldn't grab it.

"Catch them, why not? We'll just use sausages this time. One sausage for three months' worth of supplies, isn't that great?"

This time, Wang San took out a sausage and put drugs in it, waiting for an opportunity to anesthetize Abe and then sell it on the black market.

Lin Feng really didn't know the two people's little thoughts. The two people were quite far away from each other, and their target was actually Lin Feng's life. They were even more shameless than Iron Man.

The last Iron Man who wanted to kill me has already reached his stomach. I wonder what the final outcome will be for the two of them.

"Honey, I'm hungry. I didn't eat breakfast. How about we take a break?"

Wu Daiyue worked for a long time but didn't catch a single toad. As a spoiled girl who had never done physical work, she was the first to give up.

"That's fine. We have plenty of time. What would you like to eat for lunch?"

Lin Feng caught two cold toads, the most powerful one was Lin Dong. He finally found the joy of his childhood and had already caught 12.

"When you're out and about, just have a simple bite."

Wu Daiyue thought about it and said it casually.

"Okay, let's just have a simple bite. I'll go light a fire and you guys go get the food."

Lin Feng picked up some firewood and prepared to make a fire. Although they were not afraid of the cold, warmth would make people more comfortable.

Wang San and Sun Bai looked at each other and they knew that their chance had come.

After taking out the drugged sausage, they walked over with a smile on their faces.

"We worked so hard for nothing, but you guys got more. Do you want to eat some sausages? We still have a lot here, and we can share some with you."

Four sausages, this is their confidence.

Nowadays, a sausage can buy a woman’s virginity. Aren’t you envious if it happens four times?

Lin Xinrui and the others took a look at the sausages with disgust on their faces. They knew very well how this thing was made.

"No, no, you guys eat it, we'll just have a quick bite."

Several people waved their hands repeatedly. After all, it was the other person's kindness. He taught them how to catch cold toads and took the initiative to share food. They would not hit someone who smiled at them with their angry fists.

As she spoke, Wu Daiyue had already brought back their simple lunch, including Australian lobsters, French oysters, African bullfrogs, and Alaskan king crabs, which were casually put into a pot, put some snow on it, and cooked directly on the fire.

Wang San and Sun Bai took a look and wondered why the sausage in their hands suddenly lost its fragrance at that moment?

But they are not smart people, and they are still planning to target Abe.

Seeing a group of people gathered around the fire, the two of them were still unwilling and carefully threw the drugged sausage next to Abe. What dog doesn't eat meat?

When Abe saw the sausages suddenly appear, he turned his head away in disgust.

I, Abe, have given up even shit for the sake of the next generation, so why would I eat sausage?

You use this to test cadres? Which cadre cannot stand such a test?

Not only is poop falling from the sky, but sausages are also falling?

But I, Abe, won’t eat it unless my master Lin Feng personally pulls it for me to eat, otherwise I will not even bother to eat it.

Just your sausage? Even dogs won't eat it.